Think of it as the flashlight that helps criminals
see the light

September 25, 2009, 2:00 am · 6 comments

The FMG9 is exactly what you need when you’re strolling down a dark street in a dangerous neighborhood. It may look like an ordinary flashlight, but push one button and it transforms into a Glock semi-automatic weapon.

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Think of it as the flashlight that helps criminals see the light : 31448
September 28, 2009, 6:30 am at 6:30 am

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doug September 25, 2009, 4:34 am at 4:34 am
Dee Mac September 25, 2009, 5:10 am at 5:10 am

“Who thinks this stuff up?”

Crazy ass gun nuts like me! Fully auto, high cap mag, concealable, and a flashlight too?!?! Doesn’t get sweeter than that.

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theallmightyq September 25, 2009, 8:08 am at 8:08 am

That’s a neat lil’ rig. Too bad the guy says it’s not something that they have any plans to produce, or I would want one. Of course, if things keep up I wouldn’t be able to buy any ammo for it anyway, but it would still be neat to play with. :)

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jasonwedge September 25, 2009, 10:59 am at 10:59 am

I’ve never owned a gun…but If i could get one like this I’d be all over it…as i go to get my mail I’d be prepared for anything…SWEET

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Kyle September 25, 2009, 3:31 pm at 3:31 pm

That thing is amazing, absolutely amazing. It’d be nice to have around the house when the Obama Police begin prowling in the darkness for radical racists.

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