The FMG9 is exactly what you need when you’re strolling down a dark street in a dangerous neighborhood. It may look like an ordinary flashlight, but push one button and it transforms into a Glock semi-automatic weapon.
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I WANT one!!
“Who thinks this stuff up?”
Crazy ass gun nuts like me! Fully auto, high cap mag, concealable, and a flashlight too?!?! Doesn’t get sweeter than that.
That’s a neat lil’ rig. Too bad the guy says it’s not something that they have any plans to produce, or I would want one. Of course, if things keep up I wouldn’t be able to buy any ammo for it anyway, but it would still be neat to play with.
I’ve never owned a gun…but If i could get one like this I’d be all over it…as i go to get my mail I’d be prepared for anything…SWEET
That thing is amazing, absolutely amazing. It’d be nice to have around the house when the Obama Police begin prowling in the darkness for radical racists.