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Fernando Lamas, he of “rich, Corinthian leather” fame, must be sooooo proud of his son’s Hollywood accomplishments.
(PAUSE)
Nah, we can’t even say that with a straight face. Strike one: Lorenzo starred in Falcon Crest. Strike two: He starred in Renegade. Strike three: He’s been married to most of the women in Hollywood, including the tartish Shauna Sand.
She’s the latest Tinseltown twinkie to be horrified – absolutely horrified – by the appearance of an “unauthorized” sex tape.
Vivid Video, the same sleazy production company that released the “unauthorized” Kim Kardashian sex tape, says it’s preparing to release “Shauna Sand Exposed” (trailer, warning extremely NSFW).
Sand admits making an amateur X-rated video with her boyfriend, but she contends, “I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out.”
TheFrisky.com puts it all in perspective: “Sand is no shrinking violet. She’s appeared in Playboy sans clothes already. But is this really a “homemade sex tape”? Judging by the trailer, the lighting, the angles, and the fact that Sand keeps looking at the damn camera, it looks like this video was made for the sole purpose of selling it.”
By the way, those ugly rumors of an unauthorized “IHateTheMedia.com” sex tape are completely untrue. Damn it.
Source: TheFrisky.com
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I thought it was Ricardo Montalban who was responsible for “rich Corinthian leather” in my Chrysler Cordoba.
Damn it, I think you’re right. In a pathetic attempt to defend ourselves, let me just say that it’s not as bad as MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer thinking Jesse Jackson was Al Sharpton. (Of course, that doesn’t excuse our mistake, but it does a dandy job of deflecting it).
Do your homework, folks….Ricardo Montalban did the “..fine Corinthian leather..” commercials, not Fernando Lamas.
Fernando is probably best remembered for the Billy Crystal parody
” YOU LOOK MAAAVVVAAALLLOUS!!!” on SNL.
I loved Renegade! Bobby Sixkiller FTW!
I don’t want to alarm anyone but I don’t think Sand’s breasts are natural… Just wild speculation on my part.
I will have to wait for the tape to be released (onto Bittorrent!) after she gets more money for her ’stolen’ sex movie and the ensuing distribution to take a closer look however.
For the record I am NOT waiting for the Obama/Larry Sinclair sex tape to make it to the light of day. I hear Obama needed a teleprompter to aid him even in that encounter and his delivery was still unconvincing.
Also I do not need to see any more pictures of Anita Dunn in her “I Heart Chairman Mao” panties thank you very much!! Yuck!