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Fernando Lamas, he of “rich, Corinthian leather” fame, must be sooooo proud of his son’s Hollywood accomplishments.
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Nah, we can’t even say that with a straight face. Strike one: Lorenzo starred in Falcon Crest. Strike two: He starred in Renegade. Strike three: He’s been married to most of the women in Hollywood, including the tartish Shauna Sand.
She’s the latest Tinseltown twinkie to be horrified – absolutely horrified – by the appearance of an “unauthorized” sex tape.
Vivid Video, the same sleazy production company that released the “unauthorized” Kim Kardashian sex tape, says it’s preparing to release “Shauna Sand Exposed” (trailer, warning extremely NSFW).
Sand admits making an amateur X-rated video with her boyfriend, but she contends, “I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out.”
TheFrisky.com puts it all in perspective: “Sand is no shrinking violet. She’s appeared in Playboy sans clothes already. But is this really a “homemade sex tape”? Judging by the trailer, the lighting, the angles, and the fact that Sand keeps looking at the damn camera, it looks like this video was made for the sole purpose of selling it.”
By the way, those ugly rumors of an unauthorized “IHateTheMedia.com” sex tape are completely untrue. Damn it.
Source: TheFrisky.com
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I thought it was Ricardo Montalban who was responsible for “rich Corinthian leather” in my Chrysler Cordoba.
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Damn it, I think you’re right. In a pathetic attempt to defend ourselves, let me just say that it’s not as bad as MSNBC’s Contessa Brewer thinking Jesse Jackson was Al Sharpton. (Of course, that doesn’t excuse our mistake, but it does a dandy job of deflecting it).
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Do your homework, folks….Ricardo Montalban did the “..fine Corinthian leather..” commercials, not Fernando Lamas.
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Fernando is probably best remembered for the Billy Crystal parody
” YOU LOOK MAAAVVVAAALLLOUS!!!” on SNL.
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I loved Renegade! Bobby Sixkiller FTW!
I don’t want to alarm anyone but I don’t think Sand’s breasts are natural… Just wild speculation on my part.
I will have to wait for the tape to be released (onto Bittorrent!) after she gets more money for her ‘stolen’ sex movie and the ensuing distribution to take a closer look however.
For the record I am NOT waiting for the Obama/Larry Sinclair sex tape to make it to the light of day. I hear Obama needed a teleprompter to aid him even in that encounter and his delivery was still unconvincing.
Also I do not need to see any more pictures of Anita Dunn in her “I Heart Chairman Mao” panties thank you very much!! Yuck!
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Your suggestion that silicone or saline are not natural is just crazy!
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As an aside… Anyone who had viewed this footage can attest that Lady Sand currently looks like a sad and demonic clown.
1080p is your enemy in that viewing situation…Damn you Matroska Video and BD Rips!
Seriously, every hear Pink’s song “Funhouse”?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiX3f9pcfOg
“This used to be a Funhouse
But now it’s full of evil clowns
It’s time to start the countdown
I’m gonna burn it down, down, down
I’m gonna burn it down”
That is a more fitting soundtrack to that horror show of a home video. Man, she used to be hot too… Time, smoking, being married to the Air America star (TV show from the late 90s and not the failed Liberal Talk and Moan Radio network) all took their toll it seems.
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I think you guys used Fernando Lamas intentionally just because of the great hillarity that might have ensued. Now if only he and Ricardo Montalbán would have sung a duet or something. Honestly, I cannot remember a thing the senior Mr. Lamas did. I know I must have seen a western or something he was in but he made no impression on me. Mr. Montalbán impressed me with nearly everything I saw him in except those stupid Cordoba commercials. “Look what they’ve done to my car!” The of Mr. Lamas – I always thought Lozengo was a more apt name – didn’t quite make it past the C movie star status, did he? I know he did a couple TV shows of great lameness. Couldn’t possibly rate Brat Pack status. I love I Hate The Media.
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And the feeling is mutual, DeanH. Tell all your friends, because we will not rest until we put every other website out of business in our relentless drive for internet domination.