Singer claims tapeworm infected brain. My first guess was either Cher or Barbra Streisand. Nope, it’s an Aussie named Jay Whalley who fronts a band called Frenzal Rhomb. Of course, that’s not to say Cher’s and Babs’ brains haven’t been infected by tapeworms. It would explain a lot.

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CO2Insanity February 27, 2013 at 8:27 am

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So much for breakfast…

poppajoe49 February 27, 2013 at 7:00 pm

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It makes me glad that I don’t get to see these until a couple of hours AFTER I eat dinner!

Missile Command February 27, 2013 at 8:37 am

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Based on the irrational and bizzare behavior the Hollyweird crowd exhibit roitinely, these parasitic brain worm infections are more likely the rule rather than a rare exception.

poppajoe49 February 27, 2013 at 7:05 pm

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It seems to me that these tapeworms are provided by the on set caterers at every movie, music video, and TV show. It’s the only way to explain how it is such a prevalent condition.

MGAP February 27, 2013 at 8:40 am

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What is it with celebs and eyeglasses? They seem to gravitate towards the dorkiest frames they can find. See Nickolson and his? Do they think they look smart in them? Just an observation, carry on.

GhostntheMachine February 27, 2013 at 8:40 am

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No joke, I just closed that tab and opened IHTM to see what was going on and there it is, right at the top of the front page. Talk about real-time news feed ;)

Joe Redfield February 27, 2013 at 9:01 am

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The tapeworm would have starved to death decades ago if had tried to eat Babs’ cranial contents(which don’t actually count as ‘brains’).

Extirpates February 27, 2013 at 9:04 am

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Is that really Cher or is it Octomom?

flashingscotsman February 27, 2013 at 9:15 am

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Have you ever seen them together?

Progressive Hemrrhoid February 27, 2013 at 1:48 pm

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Not sure, after seeing those two has been communist hags together at the same time I have an urge to eat a whole bottle of Tums.

poppajoe49 February 27, 2013 at 7:09 pm
Jim Stewart February 27, 2013 at 9:13 am

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Extirpates – you knocked that one right out of the park. Great comment!!

Navyvet2 February 27, 2013 at 9:56 am

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I think their brains have been fried by ingesting so much crack, cocaine, heroin, weed, booze, semen, and who knows what else. How else can you explain their behavior especially when starting with a brain that is not well developed in the first place.

JPTravis February 27, 2013 at 4:11 pm

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Remember that cat picture people wanted me to take down?

poppajoe49 February 27, 2013 at 7:10 pm

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Gee, thanks for reminding us! ;-)