Swine flu hogging all the headlines. The only cure is bigger government.

May 6, 2009, 3:00 am · 1 comment

Hey, wasn’t everyone supposed to die of AIDS. Then SARS. Then some other disease du jour?

Now the world’s airways are being hogged by news of swine flu. But even the reliably liberal Howard Kurtz of the Washington Post isn’t buying this latest outbreak of headline coverage.

A Fierce Outbreak of Swine Flu Coverage

Sheer Extent of Attention Implies Full-Blown Crisis

“Of course we’re doing too much to scare people,” said Mark Feldstein, a former correspondent for NBC, ABC, and CNN who teaches journalism at George Washington University. “Cable news has 24 hours to fill, and there isn’t 24 hours of exciting news going on. If you scare people, they’ll tune in more.”

We’re all going to die. Unless Barack Obama can fly to his Fortress of Solitude and mix up an antidote made of rainbow kryptonite.

Source: Washington Post via MediaBistro.com

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Dann May 6, 2009, 7:00 am at 7:00 am

Time to drum up scares of the Africanized Bees again. Oh wait, that sounds too racist I think.

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