Swiss woman dies after attempting to live on sunlight; Woman gave up food and water on spiritual journey. Evidently she forgot to snort unicorn farts.

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J.P. Travis April 25, 2012 at 6:07 pm

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The first time I heard about this “living on sunlight” BS I knew somebody would eventually die from it. Once you don’t eat for a while your appetite disappears… it’s called anorexia.

sa_rose April 29, 2012 at 7:32 pm

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Its called starvation. THis concept is not new. It has been around, especially in “mystic” religions forever. THey move from vegetarian, to vegan, to fruititarian (yep, nothing but fruit) and eventually to living on air, because they “have no need for food for physical needs.” I am here to tell you, I don’t care WHAT your spiritual journey is all about, unless your end goal is to leave this mortal coil al toghether, this is impossible.

PsychoDad April 25, 2012 at 6:28 pm

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Unless you’re still doping up with megahits of chlorophyll from the ’50s, I’d say yer chances of that are slim to none.

Someone remind me again how smart European liberals are.

TheDarkEricDraven April 25, 2012 at 6:48 pm

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CO2Insanity April 25, 2012 at 6:56 pm

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You Libtards seem to think the thought of killing Zimmerman is funny..so uck-Fay ou-yay hypocrite.

TheDarkEricDraven April 25, 2012 at 7:24 pm

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CO2Insanity April 26, 2012 at 11:27 am

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I didn’t say liberal I said libtard.

flashingscotsman April 26, 2012 at 2:32 pm

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Oh. So you were speaking directly to the Dark Dingleberry.

sa_rose April 29, 2012 at 7:33 pm

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You are right. You don’t have the brains to be anything but a drain on society.

Wow April 25, 2012 at 7:31 pm

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flashingscotsman April 25, 2012 at 9:24 pm

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A handful?

Elrond Hubbard April 26, 2012 at 7:59 am

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“So funny.”

No, it’s so sad and pathetic that a person would actually believe she could live on sunlight alone. New Age delusions are deadly.

Be sure to wear sunglasses Draven.

RobertW April 26, 2012 at 8:17 am

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Sunshine
on my shoulder
makes me die.

John Denver

flashingscotsman April 26, 2012 at 9:01 am

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GET IN MAH BELLY!!!

RobertW April 26, 2012 at 9:17 am

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ha ha ha ha haaaa.

PsychoDad April 25, 2012 at 7:08 pm

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They also seem to still be enthusiastic and jolly when calling for the violent death of President George W. Bush, who history will vindicate as one of our greatest presidents, along with George Washington and Ronald Reagan.

Here are some photos from a leftard Bush-hating Orgasmatron party:

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2009/08/20/media-didnt-care-about-protest-signs-threatening-bush

http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=612

Oh, replete with leftards upholding that high standard of polite civil discourse Sock Puppet is so fond of invoking whenever someone tells him “No.”

TheDarkEricDraven April 25, 2012 at 7:25 pm

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Wow April 25, 2012 at 7:34 pm
TheDarkEricDraven April 25, 2012 at 7:42 pm

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Big Al April 26, 2012 at 4:42 am

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Were you being sarcastic when you said sarcastic?

Elrond Hubbard April 26, 2012 at 7:29 am

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“I am being sarcastic.”

No, you’re being a schmuck.

flashingscotsman April 26, 2012 at 9:01 am

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You expected something else from the Dark Dingleberry?

TheDarkEricDraven April 25, 2012 at 7:44 pm

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Wow April 25, 2012 at 8:56 pm

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From the article:

“I was in the first row in the House chamber when three quarters through his State of the Union address, the president boldly said: “I ask the Congress to commit $15 billion over the next five years … to turn the tide against AIDS in the most afflicted nations of Africa and the Caribbean” and “lead the world in sparing innocent people from a plague of nature.””

” saw the cost of treatment for HIV with life-saving antiretrovirals (ARVs) drop from $4,000 a year to $125. The number of Africans on ARVs jumped from 50,000 to 2.1 million.”

President Bush is a hero in the fight against HIV.

sa_rose April 30, 2012 at 12:02 pm

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You must be mistaken WOW. W never did anythign good at any time in his life, from birth forward. He is evil 100% through and through, and is incapable of compassion, consideration, or any other positive emotion. He is darkness incarnate. Reread your info. (sarc off)

sa_rose April 29, 2012 at 7:36 pm

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If he is a war criminal, what does that make Lincoln? Teddy Roosevelt? FDR? Just because you are President during a war, does not automatically mean you are a war ciminal. Look into what American toops did in other wars, and tell me again why W is so evil. You are SOOOO retarded!

PsychoDad April 25, 2012 at 8:02 pm

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Haha, his brain ffng asploded!

TheDarkEricDraven April 25, 2012 at 9:00 pm

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flashingscotsman April 25, 2012 at 9:26 pm

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TD,…………..MO.

RobertW April 25, 2012 at 11:53 pm

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turds.

flashingscotsman April 26, 2012 at 9:07 am

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Thank you sir.

sa_rose April 29, 2012 at 7:38 pm

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Guess what? You don’t get to be the judge of the world! Yu ESPECIALLY don’t get to be judge of the world. You have no fram of reference for anything you “contribute” to and are therefore not in a position to even excpress an opinion. How do you rememebr to breathe when you are asleep?

deepthinker April 26, 2012 at 4:39 am

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Just a little bleach to the gene pool is all you can about her death.

Big Al April 26, 2012 at 4:50 am

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At least she didn’t die from “hopium” or an overexposure to unicorn farts.

MGAP April 26, 2012 at 8:09 am

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Hehe, I was just thinking a nice unicorn steak might have just saved her. All it takes is one unicorn steak and you can survive without food or water for eternity. Same thing goes for dragon testicles, except most folks don’t care for the gamey taste of dragon nads.

poppajoe49 April 26, 2012 at 6:20 am

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Seems to me that you are all missing the point. This was yet another failed experiment in green energy!

flashingscotsman April 26, 2012 at 9:08 am

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I hope we didn’t float her any billion dollar loans for her effort.

PsychoDad April 26, 2012 at 10:04 am

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Touche`!

Elrond Hubbard April 26, 2012 at 7:24 am

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If you could live on sunlight alone the Sahara would be filled with fat people.

This sad, deluded woman died because she thought she could follow the words of an Indian guru. “Indian guru” being synonymous with “money grubbing fraud”.

flashingscotsman April 26, 2012 at 9:13 am

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I just pictured Sally Struthers, in tears, pleading with us to send more sunshine to Northern Africa, to feed the children.

RobertW April 26, 2012 at 9:29 am

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dang you’re on a roll son.

flashingscotsman April 26, 2012 at 2:34 pm

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Hey, it’s kinda overcast here in Bakersfield, anyone got a sammich?

poppajoe49 April 26, 2012 at 2:53 pm

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Just got back from Denny’s. Had the Philly melt. Good stuff.

RobertW April 26, 2012 at 10:46 pm

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smoked swiss?

flashingscotsman April 30, 2012 at 9:05 am

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I walked down to the local neighborhood Denny’s last night. I wasn’t terribly hungry, didn’t want a full meal. I looked at their $2 menu, and they had biscuits and gravy with hash browns. Two bucks!

Now, Denny’s doesn’t have the BEST biscuits and gravy, but with a liberal application of pepper and Cholula, a little salt, it wasn’t bad. Two bucks!

RobertW April 30, 2012 at 10:46 am

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raaaaaaaaaaaaacist.

pee period ess period colon you enjoy making me look up definitions doncha flashing?

sa_rose April 29, 2012 at 7:41 pm

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Don’t laugh. I got a thing emailed to me to sign a petition to help the infected bison in Poland. I don’t know what they are infected with, and did not even know they were infected. I ‘m a little more worried about the starving people in the US, and people living in cars and under bridges to put a lot of time and effort into saving Polish Bison.

FormerlyDeanH April 26, 2012 at 9:15 am

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I got this from a guy I know, his comments on this topic:

Think about this for a minute.

– Lefties the world over continue to embrace socialism/Marxism despite literally dozens of examples of its being false and costing tens of millions of lives in its consistent failures.
– Gorebal warming is prominent on the list of Leftist worries. It’s at least as insipid as Marxism. It may even inspire more passion as it hasn’t been disproved as often, though I have to admit that’s a rational assessment of an essentially irrational population
– Facts and evidence bounce off of the typical Lefty’s cognitive armor. Normally this would be a problem, but in this case, it’s actually to our advantage

When an opportunity to use typical Leftist proclivities presents itself, we shouldn’t dismiss it too quickly. Here’s what I’m thinking: the story below, of a Swiss woman who died after trying to live on sunlight, could be pushed as the Next Big Thing in the Left’s quest to save the planet. All of the pieces fit together better than a fiction writer could design them.

If Lefties buy into the sunlight only philosophy:
– they stop eating, and their carbon footprint is reduced at both ends, which furthers a prominent Lefty goal
– they don’t drive demand for greenhouse gas-producing products, which also serves their stated ends
– therefore, they don’t produce as much pollution themselves for Mother Gaia to absorb
– as they expose themselves to the sun for their daily nourishment, they absorb sunlight and UV that would otherwise drive Gorebal warming, again pushing a cherished Leftist goal
– the longer they pursue this lifestyle, the less able and interested they are in busting everybody’s else’s chops about anything
– this vapid idea began in Europe, which the Left is constantly telling us is better in every way than America, and which we should emulate in all things
– when these dipshits Lefties finally starve themselves into harmony with the environment, they’ll be much quieter than before
– and they won’t vote anymore – well, most of ‘em, anyway

We could dub this philosophy “Solar Gaiaism,” or something equally inane and trendy. Why, thousands of Lefties might sign up on the basis of a catchy name alone, and like so many Lefty causes in the past, peer pressure could keep them from leaving if a logical thought ever strayed into their consciousness. If carefully handled, Nancy Pelosi might even be induced to endorse it publicly, along the lines of, “We have to embrace this philosophy to see what’s in it.”

This has definite potential, and not just in San Francisco.

flashingscotsman April 26, 2012 at 2:36 pm

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I think you’re onto something here. You think we can hush up the fact that she died?

Alien April 26, 2012 at 2:59 pm

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Good luck.. the concept’s not new. There was a show called “Starved” on FX 7-8 years ago that covered The Breatharians.. dude had a girlfriend who refused to eat Matter and he turned orange and sick trying to follow her

RobertW April 26, 2012 at 10:47 pm

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one would think he’d have turned blue.

;)

mkr148 April 26, 2012 at 1:15 pm

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Hahahahahah…………bwaaaaaaaaa………o my god what a dumb ass!

mkr148 April 26, 2012 at 1:18 pm

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Ok but on a serious note! Obama and the democrats must ban the sun now to save us all!

Progressive Hemrrhoid April 26, 2012 at 2:15 pm

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Not sure if this is Darwin Award material or not. However it seems that trying to subsist on sunlight alone has the same effect as “Dear Leader’s” hope and change, a rather slow death.

KimmyQueen May 2, 2012 at 3:51 pm

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Uhm… She must have deluded herself into thinking she was Supergirl…

*sighs* crazy ass people

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