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Bush said “nu-cu-lar,” Obama says “de-fib-ulator,” we say, “Hah!”

March 23, 2009, 10:14 am · 1 comment

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- Great news: British kids are even dumber than American kids (3)
  - This is my new name: “thought Star Wars character Luke Skywalker or Richard Branson had been the first to set foot on the Moon.” HAHAHAHAHA too be fair, our poorly educated might have been able to eliminate luke simply by knowing he was fictional. which reminds me, why does europe get...
  - KimmyQueen: Sad.
  - Paul: Your italics are showing, lol.
- Now we know why Obama locked up his college records — he failed math (7)
  - Tom: so, there was a joke from last summer (if you remember there was a airplane crash in Brazil): Joe Biden rushes into the Oval Office and says “Mr President, there was a terrible air accident this morning and we think over 200 Brazillians were lost” The Pres furrows his brow and...
  - Ray: What a total bonehead.
  - US citizen: Oh my, stupid is as stupid is Maybe this is the new math?
- Obama introduces environmentally-friendly Easter eggs (apparently real eggs aren’t green enough) (3)
  - US citizen: Just what the heck is so environmentally wrong about a real egg? Give me a freakin break! His phony eggs probably cost twice as much.
  - KimmyQueen: Awesome. All I want to know is how much this thing cost? Did he pay for it himself or was this out of my pocket? “green” stuff cost more money than real stuff… just asking the question.
  - Peter: Caption: 61% of those under the age of six no longer in the Easter Bunny. Am concerned at American diets if 39% under six would still fit in a thing that size:)
- Fox makes news, MSNBC reports it (3)
  - danybhoy: MSNBC = AirAmerica TV.
- Alphabet to be reduced to 25 letters because Obama now owns all rights to the letter “O” (1)
  - danybhoy: I was confused for a second, I thought the “O” meant zero. Nevermind…
- Obama owns the car companies, wants to buy Boardwalk, Park Place and all the railroads (3)
  - danybhoy: They only thing people need to know about what Obama is doing was summed up by Margaret Thatcher. She said “The problem with SOCIALISM is that eventually you run out of other people’s money.”
  - danybhoy: They have Amtrak, & that is a money pit…
  - IMO: Well he should be the master of RAILROADS
- Chris Matthews has a very short memory for very short memoirs (3)
  - danybhoy: KQ, Obama is an idea, & if you just believe in it, it shall be so. Nevermind the fact he has never run anything in his life, that he was more or less a backbecher in the IL state assembley, or that he had less then 6 months as a US Senator before declaring his Presidential run. All...
  - KimmyQueen: Excuse me? This “man” is an idiot. The article is correct Obama has TWO books out before he did anything of REAL CONSEQUENCE. ON top of that he got a Nobel Peace Prize when he has done nothing peace related of consequence IN FACT he escalated a war. Scott Brown may not be...
  - Pittsburgh Z: Matthews is just a big JERK
- John Conyers’ wife tells judge, “I may be guilty of extortion, but I never took a bribe” (10)
  - danybhoy: John Conyers would’nt have look that far, he could always ask the first “hip-hop” ; mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick for help on getting into trouble. Some stripper by the name of “Strawberry 221; got her ass kicked by Mrs.Kilpatrick when she saw her performing a lap...
  - tracy: By the way , does any one know what happened to the million dollars Obama recieved for peace prize ? Isnt it illegal for an elected official to keep awards , gifts , ect . Maybe Machelle will use that money to fix her teeth or get lipo. on that rhino butt !
  - redabogado: Maybe Johnny can borrow one of David Peterson’s girlfriends while “momma du-ing time”.
- Biden says ObamaCare is just toooo complicated to be understood by someone with your limited intelligence (14)
  - danybhoy: So who helped shape the minds of all of those blind, ignorant, nieve sheep? Mainly the public schools & the NEA, all of which are hard left politically. Guys like Biden need the masses to be dumb, otherwise nobody would look to them for leadership.
  - John: tracy, sadly I agree with you.
  - IMO: Wow, Joe, We The People suspected this was your and the administration’ ;s view but just keep up exposing the Gov’t agenda.
- Green Zone deep in the red, Matt Damon’s anti-American movie bombs at box office (10)
  - John: I haven’t watched the Oscars since I was a kid.Worthless awards for dumbasses
  - mr mojo risin: Boycott Hollywood, avoid their BS movies, and all their BS things related, they award(oscar,emmy,etc ) themselves, let them watch themselves.
  - tracy: Boycott hollywood ! rent movies from redbox or equiv. The people of this country made hollywood , not the other way arround !
- Calvin Klein produces the most offensive commercial of the year (12)
  - DH: First I think I should say I disagree with JPT who thinks the add is a good reason not to wear underwear at all and apparently has a whole list of other reasons well …it protects your pants from your ass I really think that’s a good enough reason. But I digress. While it is true...
  - JPT: That commercial was dumb. Every other word getting bleeped and getting a bunch of obnoxious fools to shill for underwear is juvenile. To put it another way: “Those motherf*cking clowns are nothing but a pack of f*ggot a*s tools! Those foul mouth punk bit*hes are just fuc*ing...
  - RonnieVae: I disagree that most people, especially in this generation (in addition to living next to the third largest university in the US), would object to commercials of women asking those same questions in an equally suggestive way. Not as a question of their choice to objectify themselves,...
- The people have spoken: Obama says half the letters he gets call him an idiot. (4)
  - IMO: Damn, my dog ate my census form but I still sent in DUFFY’s results. If BHO wasn’t going to skew the results… why move it to WH ???
- Michelle Bachmann on the self-executing rule: “Even the mainstream liberal press out here, their jaws went slack.” (1)
  - matthew s harrison: The big question-will American voters put their money where their mouth is and rise up against these “rulers” ? They no longer govern us-they rule us-that is not what a democratic republic is-and that is not what America means to the rest of the world. That said-on...
- Pelosi’s approval rating going down in flames. Oh, the humanity. (13)
  - na: All of the current politicians are going to get voted out this fall!
- CNN says black is white, up is down, left is right, bad news is good news (2)
  - culmt: have you noticed that cnn is slowly doing away with its straight white male reporters,
  - Peter: Meanwhile, across a pond near you: @bengoldacre Both these contradictory news stories purport to describe the same report http://post.ly/T48f
- Oscar aftermath: Major Hollywood star announces conversion to Islam (6)
  - youngsterz: After more daily chaos on the health care front, a good belly laugh is therapeutic and good for us all. Way funny. Thanks!
- Global warming causes killer droughts. Except when it doesn’t. (4)
  - KimmyQueen: Someone higher upper in the chain is laughing out loud.
  - B: don’t you believe in global warming?
- Happy belated birthday to Rupert Murdoch (2)
  - KimmyQueen: I hope he leaves Fox and all other media stuff in capable hands, not saying he is knocking on death’s door or anything like that just dont want to see Fox going down the drains if he doesnt put everything in order. I wish him many more birthdays.
  - neo bonbon: wow, I’m amazed. I thought the site went down over the weekend. after all these days..? Thats cool, You know I’ve been to Arianna’s site. she updates her blog from her Grandma’s rotary phone….) so hot. I am getting the sense that IHTM are are corporate...
- Weird Headline of the Week: “Gay Catholic Ex-Stripper Awaits Birth of Twins Carried by Husband’s Sister” (2)
  - KimmyQueen: Okay I had to laugh… I am guessing the messy heterosexual divorce was due to him being gay. So if he wants to make it sound like heterosexual marriage just doesn’t work he is kidding himself. As for this whole… thing, very unusual thing *sighs* LOL wow. Modern...
  - JOHN: Former alter boy explains it all.
- Top 17 titles suggested for Arlen Specter’s new book (6)
  - Sven Waring: you guys are gooooood!!!
- Was it Photoshop or divine intervention? (14)
  - JPT: It obviously a cross and some minor halo bloom effect around the head of the Dumba*s in Chief who we know as our POTUS. That said… Was this meant to tug at the hearts of all who see it to have some grand injection of emotion take hold and have the masses break down and cry for...
  - Arn Riewe: As someone who works in Photoshop regularly, there is no way this is not created artificially. If it were lighting from the background, the cross pattern would not overlay the body. Plus where did the White House image magically appear in the foreground. As of today, 3/15, after I saw...
  - Dave: But the Grey Lady is the Paper of Record. Its also not biased, thats talk radio extremism. Health care will save money. Blah Blah. But, funy thing is I live in NY City and most liberals treat this picece of crap paper like its goddamn scripture.
- You have to be kidding: Ohio death row inmate on suicide watch after overdose (3)
  - CurtisHx: You know……I think we should give those condemned a chance to off themselves. Either way, they’re going to meet their creator.
  - KimmyQueen: We are a compassionate country. I get it. But yeah this does border on the ridiculous. Compared to countries where a child’s hand is run over with a car because he stole bread (which actually happens in countries like Iran), the states that practice the death penalty need to not...
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  - KimmyQueen: The Danbury Mint sent me a very excited package assuming (perhaps because I am black and how did they know I don’t know) that I would be as excited as they are to aget a “A Stunning, all porcelain, true-to-life collector treasure.” THE MICHELLE OBAMA INAUGURAL...
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  - KimmyQueen: I lost all respect for Matt Damon years ago. I have just lost it for Greg Kinnear.
- Hilarious! Patrick Kennedy channels Chris Farley (5)
  - KimmyQueen: Ok… what he said perhaps wasn’t dumb… it is the fake ass indignant acting that made it dumb. Also the motivation. He is not in support of the war, he just wants us to focus on ending it right now. Okay perphaps wanting to end it is not dumb (it is up for debate and...
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