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- Oscar aftermath: Major Hollywood star announces conversion to Islam
- Pelosi on ObamaCare: “We have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it”
- Good news! Obama finds a TV show on which he has not yet appeared.
- Reid and Pelosi are destroying jobs even faster than Obama can create or save them
- Hillary’s new hair style makes her look absolutely angelic
- Obama pissed. Obama pouting. Obama frustrated. Obama indignant. Repeat as necessary.
- Tofu burgers and tree hugs for everyone: Libs try to stop Mill Valley, California Tea Party
- Irony alert: Wacko congressman, critic of Iraq security contractors, rescued in Niger by security contractors
- Olympic committee takes back American skier Lindsey Vonn’s gold medal
- Good god, these Hollywood buffoons really do take themselves too seriously
- Eurocrats spend $272,000 to portray themselves as comic book heroes
- Harry Reid announces that he’ll begin beating his wife on November 3, 2010
- Keith Olbermann asks “Where are the black faces?” But he asked the wrong people.
- Janeane Garofalo meets Rosie O’Donnell. It’s like Mothra Meets Godzilla. Only scarier.
- CNN’s biggest story of the day: Rick Sanchez’ new hair style
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- House Democrats stand to applaud themselves for bankrupting the nation
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- Huffington Post clears up the confusion about “deem and pass” (5)
- Burnbeforeeating: The idiot who wrote the article for HuffPo seems to be under the impression that the majority of Americans are in favor of this ghastly bill, which is clearly not the case.
- Austin: Hey Andrew, Amendment 12 :”The Electors shall meet in their respective states, and vote by ballot for President and Vice-President” ; I see Vote right there, do you? Amendment 15 :”The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the...
- Andrew: Hey Dave – where in the Constitution does it give one person the right to vote – don’t get all activist judge on me, point to the words! That said, I can understand why you are so easily confused. The Senate bill requires the reconciliation vote to pass. If any of your...
- Green Zone deep in the red, Matt Damon’s anti-American movie bombs at box office (15)
- John: Haha then you won’t be coming here? Gee, that’s a shame!Well I’m guessing that your European, in just a few more years Europe will be Islamic because of the leftist, acomodizing governments you have. But if your some other make, well just fck off.
- oldchops: Haha John thats funny, actually i’m not French and not jealous. To be jealous you would have to have something I envied or wished I had in my own country. In fact all I feel for the USA is pity and sadness for the percentage of the population who realise how morally corrupt you...
- John: Hey dumbass you must be french that would explain a lot. Other countrys don’t like us because they’re jealous.
- Good news! We’ve finally found a member of Congress dumber than Nancy Pelosi (8)
- TRACY: What is that old adage ? incest is best ? I think the liberials have been practicing what they preach ! No wonder, they want to terminate so many babys .
- Harry Smith has colonoscopy on the air. Keith Olbermann follows suit. (1)
- redabogado: That would explain why he is such a sh*t head.
- Michelle Bachmann demonstrates how to shut up a heckler (2)
- TRACY: You go girl ! Michelle is in the top 1 % of this country , good looks and brains ! What is your excuse !
- Now we know why Obama locked up his college records — he failed math (12)
- CurtisHx: I think someone needs to go back to 3rd grade and learn his math.
- TRACY: Obama and the puppets that follow him are fricken idiots and have no common sence ! It goes to show you what the liberial run school systems have produced, when a chineese forth grader is more intelligent than an american twelth grader ! What a disgrace ! Bush is a brain surgeon and...
- KimmyQueen: Yes Obamy suck in all that adoration and applause from the stupid masses in a dramatic way. You look great doing it. What an arrogant man… BIG numbers impress people he thinks so basically he is just going to throw big numbers out there and let the people be impressed with his...
- Obama introduces environmentally-friendly Easter eggs (apparently real eggs aren’t green enough) (4)
- KEJ: He likes himself so much he autographs the eggs!!?? Plus one fake egg most likely cost more than a dozen real ones, but at least the tree-huggers are happy because that is all that matters.
- US citizen: Just what the heck is so environmentally wrong about a real egg? Give me a freakin break! His phony eggs probably cost twice as much.
- The other stupid thing the president said in his 3000% speech (5)
- Dee Mac: This is the nicest thing I can say about this Obamination: He is an incompetent douche who should admit his failure, stop talking, do nothing, and just enjoy living in the mansion until a new POTUS can be sworn in come Jan. 2013.
- Ray: What a totally ignorant bozo.
- jasonwedge: You mean she upped her deductible to get the lowest possible fee? When BO speaks the world listens…some in awe and some in fear and some in between… LIAR!!!
- Great news: British kids are even dumber than American kids (6)
- KimmyQueen: Well that is a good point that teenage (or child) rebellion to authorithy and unnecessary tests can be a factor, but kids and teens do not do themselves any favors by doing these things.
- Andrew: Yet not presented is the position 1 in 10 kids in America has on any of the questions asked. Afraid your American exceptionalism won’t show? Really righties, why do you guys insist on being wrong about everything?
- David: Hate to burst your bubble, but my son is 17. He says that these exams are worthless as the answers do not reflect the students knowledge. Instead, they are so sick of taking test that they just put down anything when it doesn’t count, such as an AP or SAT (which they have to take...
- Pelosi’s approval rating going down in flames. Oh, the humanity. (15)
- James: I vomit every timr I see the “Queen” on tv,,,Perhaps some one will close that hole she talks out of.
- James: Nancy Polisca is to stupid to be the speaker of the house..My view is simply to impeach that hateful creep of a woman.
- na: All of the current politicians are going to get voted out this fall!
- Eco-wacko alert: First the glaciers cried, now they bleed (4)
- KimmyQueen: Where do I mail the check to make myself feel better about all the horrible things I am doing to the glaciers and the world for that matter?
- This is my new name: that looks pretty cool
- Doogie: As a concerned individual, is there something I can do to become iron-neutral? Perhaps buy some iron credits to reduce my iron footprint? Mmmmm… iron footprint. That would be SWEET!
- CNBC’s Jim Cramer afraid ObamaCare will drive federal tax rates to 50-60% (1)
- KimmyQueen: You get to keep half your money? really? really? so basically you don’t pay mortgage, nor gas/electricity, car fuel, kids’ education, clothes, food, medicine…? what is wrong with these people? you get to keep half your money? First of all it is my money so heck yeah...
- Michelle Bachmann on the self-executing rule: “Even the mainstream liberal press out here, their jaws went slack.” (3)
- Thallus: Here is an article that clearly shows the difference between the Repubs use of this trick and what the dems are trying to do: http://www.rasmussen reports.com/public_c ontent/political_com mentary/commentary_b y_tony_blankley/cons titutional_law_101
- KimmyQueen: In all reality Republicans have used it as well so this is nothing new. The newness is because it is being proposed to be used in such a HUGE spending bill that will in essence make the government so big that it will be difficult to shrink it or reverse the effects of it. Also because...
- matthew s harrison: The big question-will American voters put their money where their mouth is and rise up against these “rulers” ? They no longer govern us-they rule us-that is not what a democratic republic is-and that is not what America means to the rest of the world. That said-on...
- Valerie Jarrett praises Obama because he’s “womanly” (3)
- KimmyQueen: Ok I am offended. Women can throw better than that. Not all women but many do, and it is okay if a man throws weak pitches. Not everyone throws fantastic. Dennis Miller did a horrible pitch not that long ago and he is as manly as they come (and as sporty as they come for that matter)....
- Andrew: Haha because gender roles should be enforced in accordance with my understanding of biology! That’s so funny! ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha. Raise your hand if you’re not a homophobe. Anyone?
- JOHN: “Balls!” cried the Queen. “If I had two, I’d be King!”
- Newsweek and Time are slowly dying. OK, maybe not all that slowly. (5)
- DM: reducing newsstand circulation was newsweek’s strategic decision to hone in on their most engaged and core audience – their subscribers. advertisers see this as a positive move as engagement and quality of audience are two important factors when choosing media vehicles to run...
- Is anyone out there? CNN’s primetime ratings hit all-time lows. (1)
- Pittsburgh Z: WoW, I didn’t know CNN was still on the air. Go figure.
- Chris Matthews guest delivers news MSNBC host doesn’t want to hear (6)
- Andrew: Seriously? At what point did he “not want to hear” that the polls might be wrong? He asked and then reaffirmed with his other guest whether these polls should be trusted. Of course the tape cuts out right then – because as the comment section makes clear, the right...
- Janeane Garofalo meets Rosie O’Donnell. It’s like Mothra Meets Godzilla. Only scarier. (14)
- ConanKong: How dare you insult Mothra and Godzilla. They are legitimate established talents, as opposed to these to no talent hacks. Although their voices do sort of sound like Cloverfield’s whine.
- Oscar aftermath: Major Hollywood star announces conversion to Islam (7)
- Chris Tew: BuckWheat–Thom as’ weight eventually caught up with him. He died of a heart attack in his Los Angeles apartment on October 10, 1980. Coincidentally, Thomas died exactly 46 years to the day after his mother brought him to audition at the Hal Roach Studios.[4] Thomas is...
- Fox makes news, MSNBC reports it (3)
- danybhoy: MSNBC = AirAmerica TV.
- Alphabet to be reduced to 25 letters because Obama now owns all rights to the letter “O” (1)
- danybhoy: I was confused for a second, I thought the “O” meant zero. Nevermind…
- Obama owns the car companies, wants to buy Boardwalk, Park Place and all the railroads (3)
- Chris Matthews has a very short memory for very short memoirs (3)
- danybhoy: KQ, Obama is an idea, & if you just believe in it, it shall be so. Nevermind the fact he has never run anything in his life, that he was more or less a backbecher in the IL state assembley, or that he had less then 6 months as a US Senator before declaring his Presidential run. All...
- John Conyers’ wife tells judge, “I may be guilty of extortion, but I never took a bribe” (10)
- danybhoy: John Conyers would’nt have look that far, he could always ask the first “hip-hop” ; mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick for help on getting into trouble. Some stripper by the name of “Strawberry 221; got her ass kicked by Mrs.Kilpatrick when she saw her performing a lap...
- tracy: By the way , does any one know what happened to the million dollars Obama recieved for peace prize ? Isnt it illegal for an elected official to keep awards , gifts , ect . Maybe Machelle will use that money to fix her teeth or get lipo. on that rhino butt !
- Biden says ObamaCare is just toooo complicated to be understood by someone with your limited intelligence (14)
- danybhoy: So who helped shape the minds of all of those blind, ignorant, nieve sheep? Mainly the public schools & the NEA, all of which are hard left politically. Guys like Biden need the masses to be dumb, otherwise nobody would look to them for leadership.
- John: tracy, sadly I agree with you.
- IMO: Wow, Joe, We The People suspected this was your and the administration’ ;s view but just keep up exposing the Gov’t agenda.
- Calvin Klein produces the most offensive commercial of the year (12)
- DH: First I think I should say I disagree with JPT who thinks the add is a good reason not to wear underwear at all and apparently has a whole list of other reasons well …it protects your pants from your ass I really think that’s a good enough reason. But I digress. While it is true...
- The people have spoken: Obama says half the letters he gets call him an idiot. (4)
- IMO: Damn, my dog ate my census form but I still sent in DUFFY’s results. If BHO wasn’t going to skew the results… why move it to WH ???
- Huffington Post clears up the confusion about “deem and pass” (5)
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