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We’re almost embarrassed to say this, but two-headed aliens and Hollywood gossip aside, the National Enquirer seems to do a good job with political reporting. Consider the sad saga of John Edwards and his baby mama.
Now the Enquirer says that Teddy Kennedy wanted his recently-published memoirs to include details of his sexual conquests. Unfortunately, the primmest and most-proper of the legendarily prim and proper Kennedy clan censored the embarrassing revelations out of his autobiography.
Here’s how the Enquirer reports it:
Ted Kennedy slept with more than a thousand women – and spent at least $10 million in hush money over the years to keep his skirt-chasing a secret!
The late senator made those sensational confessions in a chapter of his autobiography, but horrified family members and advisers cut them out.
Before he died of brain cancer at age 77 on Aug. 25, the womanizing politician also revealed that he planned to seduce Mary Jo Kopechne on the night she drowned, said a close source.
Our sources say it was only 500 women, not 1000. But since Kennedy was seeing double most of his adult life, the mistake is understandable.
Source: National Enquirer
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it was probably more like he passed out with 1000 women
Ted Kennedy – Every country should have at least one King Farouk.
— Gore Vidal
Typical liberal pervert. Not surprised at all. They are all a bunch of sex crazed idiots.
You looked at some of the antics of the conservatives lately? Trips to Brazil come to mind…
Most complainers are more upset that they couldn’t get that many women, so they hate Kennedy, Clinton, etc. because they can and did.
Just the kind of story to make Bill Clinton jealous.
Bill will release photos of him in his speedo at 11:00AM today.
Bill states “is that Ted or Monica?”
Thrown out of Harvard for cheating, then buys back his a degree.
Martha Moxley murder in Conn by Michael Skakel a Kennedy nephew.
Complicit w/ William Kennedy Smith a Kennedy Nephew in Rape of Patricia Bowman in Palm Beach.
Mary Jo Kopechne killed at Chappaquiddick, Teddy Kennedy.
Collapse of Massachusetts Gov’t controlled HealthCare Program.
Slept with over a 1000 women. 10 who thought he looked good in a thong?
Impressive!
IMO, you forgot a few. Joseph Kennedy – anti-semite, rum-runner, wall st. crook; Jack and Bobby -serial adulterers; Bay of Pigs fiasco; unable to ski downhill without killing oneself; unable to fly plane at night thereby committing manslaughter; Marilyn Monroe; and a million more too numerous to mention. A great noble American family!
Thanks Doc: all a part of the Kennedy legacy validating a lack of integrity to family & UnAmericans, void of all character & moral fiber, & driven by a history of ego, greed, power & corruption. JFK LBJ NIXON CLINTON BUSH OBAMA. We continue to let the media control the vote, being motivated solely by the juice of their greed & profits from political advertising.