The 7 Craziest Obamacare Conspiracy Theories: Like any agit-prop organ worth their salt Mother Jones will often pepper their posits with positions that are composed largely of straw. For this reason we will not address any of the specific “theories” they are claiming have been made. Instead we will suggest that one merely look to the past to find what we were once told were “conspiracy theories”. Ideas that you might not be able to keep your insurance provider. That resources will become scarce. That rationing will occur. That costs will skyrocket. That it will drive down employment. And now that these things are happening the proglodytes forget that they once called each and everyone of them a fantasy and a conspiracy theory. Now, of course, they claim that nobody could have seen these things coming.

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6 November 2012 August 6, 2013 at 10:15 am

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Kinda like that Fried Chicken Flu episode of the Boondocks. )

Joe Redfield August 6, 2013 at 10:44 am

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Could that…shift…in Progressive outlook be termed a ‘pivot’?

PsychoDad August 6, 2013 at 11:48 am

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The craziest Obamacare theory?

That it will work.

jukin August 6, 2013 at 12:48 pm

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Thread winnah!!

Armed and Awesome August 6, 2013 at 2:16 pm

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BTW PsychoDad, nice to see another Married With Children fan on this site.

whiskeyriver August 6, 2013 at 3:03 pm
poppajoe49 August 6, 2013 at 7:12 pm

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Are you kidding me? Al Bundy is the real king of the one liners!
I went into mourning when they took that show off the air.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQL7kPbeCcg

flashingscotsman August 6, 2013 at 6:45 pm

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Oh, come on, PD. NOBODY ever believed that.

Sidekick August 6, 2013 at 11:49 am

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Kip, are you alright? Perusing Mother Jones has got to have some nasty side effects. I’m all for looking at the opposition’s work but I think you’ve gone above and beyond.

Kip Hooker August 6, 2013 at 1:02 pm

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LOL. I must admit it is pure laziness on my part. Mother Jones is filled with a whole lot of low hanging fruit!

poppajoe49 August 6, 2013 at 7:41 pm

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Sorry Kip, I really wanted to read the article, but I can’t bring myself to read Mother Fu…er…Jones.

Kip Hooker March 1, 2014 at 6:23 pm

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Ha, that was a funny movie.

Navyvet2 August 6, 2013 at 12:46 pm

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So I wonder if all these commie’s on the blogosphere, MSM, and the journalisholes that all ranted and raved at Sarah Palin who accurately predicted this stuff, are going to admit they were, as usual, dead wrong. Nope, didn’t think so. Why should they, they have zero credibility with everyone except total gullible fools anyway.

DefHarryMelon August 6, 2013 at 2:19 pm

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you like a crazy theories? Yeah? Here, read on this’n, Godawmydee! http://theblacksphere.net/2013/08/sharpton-blacks-dont-commit-crime/

BobontheJob August 6, 2013 at 2:48 pm

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LOL – one was “Obamacare will kill your grandmother.” Pretty sure that was what the Democrats were saying about every Republican proposal on everything from Social Security to Medicare. Morons.

jukin August 6, 2013 at 4:40 pm

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Every car with a a Barky and Dumbo bumper sticker driven by a gray hair I point and laugh that they have signe…voted for their own death warrants.

GhostntheMachine March 2, 2014 at 2:05 am
whiskeyriver August 6, 2013 at 3:09 pm

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The fool what wrote the story forgot to add how much doctors were going to love Obummercare so much they would endorse it. Chirp…chirp…chirp

Tired American August 6, 2013 at 4:23 pm
davidintexas August 6, 2013 at 5:16 pm

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Conspiracy theory? How about this?

All this horseshit about closing embassies in the Middle East is just a fucking cover for the the NSA to invade the privacy of every American.

Those mother fuckers sat around a table and said, “Jeez, we are really getting hammered over listening to everyone’s phone calls. Let’s come up with a big fucking lie about terrorists about to attack embassies so the stupid mother fucking dumb asses that elected Obama will be convinced that there is no such thing as the 4th Amendment.”

I wish nothing but death, illness, sickness, calamity, and destruction to every fucking piece of shit that works for this despicable, hideous, anti-American administration.

I am sick of these fuckers and I want a god damn revolution.

GhostntheMachine August 6, 2013 at 8:04 pm

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Boom.

“According to federal agency estimates, Obamacare will add paperwork burdens totaling nearly 190 million hours or more every year. And, Mr. President, to put that in perspective, Mount Rushmore, which took 14 years to build, could be constructed 1,547 times with the paperwork Obamacare requires in one year. ”

http://www.tpnn.com/video-ted-cruz-crushes-obamacare-in-two-sentences-flat/

GhostntheMachine August 7, 2013 at 8:28 am
poppajoe49 August 7, 2013 at 3:21 pm

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Why don’t we just get it over with and include the entire population of the fucking planet? :-(

flashingscotsman March 2, 2014 at 11:09 am

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Don’t give them any ideas.

hisham August 7, 2013 at 10:36 am

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Conspiracy theory: No credible US birth certificate; five social security numbers; no State Department Form 5; no college he supposedly attended has any record of him actually attending and no alumni have any recollection of ever seeing him attend a class; dirty business dealings with a career criminal by the name of Antoin ‘Tony’ Rezko; Obama is a slum lord; career started with the aid of an unrepentant Marxist ideologue named Bill Ayers; bank rolled by statist billionaire fat-cats like George Soros and Evelyn Rothschild; publicly claims that he is the one everyone has been waiting for; publicly claims that he will transform America; lies through his Kenyan coffee bean stained teeth from the moment he steps in front of a camera to the moment he leaves; claims to know absolutely nothing about what his administration does until he reads about it in the newspapers. One thing is not theory…this illegal alien usurper-in-chief is one, great big, narcissistic, pathological liar!

danybhoy August 7, 2013 at 11:30 am

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The biggest Obamacare conspiracy theory…

THAT IT WILL WORK AS ADVERTISED

…but that’s because liberalism/progressivism always generates the exact opposite of it’s stated intent.

matthew s harrison August 7, 2013 at 11:46 am

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In my neighboring state to the south/east, Indiana, its just been announced their premiums for healthcare will rise 72%. I pray that some of the Daily Beast’s staff are in the Liberal Bastion of Indianapolisburg! Fuckers

6 November 2012 March 1, 2014 at 12:21 pm
Kip Hooker March 1, 2014 at 6:24 pm

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Good point!

poppajoe49 March 2, 2014 at 5:51 am

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It’s not a theory if it’s true.