The Americans With No Abilities Act. Soon all Universities in California will be offering a new NAW (No Ability Whatsoever) degree for future czars leaders in the United States.

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ooddballz January 23, 2013 at 2:16 pm

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WOW, for once crowly is ahead of the curve.

CO2Insanity January 23, 2013 at 2:25 pm

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Do not say his name 3 times in a row or he’ll return.

ooddballz January 23, 2013 at 2:38 pm

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If I say his name 6 times in a row will he disappear forever?

Nah, too much to hope for.

Not so silent January 23, 2013 at 5:05 pm

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Theres no place like Mommy’s basement, Theres no place like Mommy’s basement, Theres no place like mommy’s basement….Poof….

poppajoe49 January 23, 2013 at 11:22 pm

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The more common name for this is the Crowley Act.

wingater January 23, 2013 at 2:45 pm

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This article HAS to be a parody. Right?

That Guy January 23, 2013 at 4:37 pm

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Yeah, but it took longer than it should have to realize it. When what should be pure fiction begins to resemble the truth, you know things are messed up.

poppajoe49 January 23, 2013 at 11:22 pm

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And Obama is President.

danybhoy January 23, 2013 at 2:45 pm

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Sounds like the classic Obama voter. Like the Obama-phone bitch.

PsychoDad January 23, 2013 at 2:46 pm

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Oh People’s Cube! Have we all done our assigned readings today, Comrades?

You know, sci-fi legend Robert Heinlein predicted virtually the same thing long ago in “Job,” although not quite as absurdly. Yes, it was California. And yes, the legislature decided it was unfair that people with college degrees earned more than those without. So what’s the solution? You got it! Every person breathing was awarded a college degree at age 18.

Sometimes it’s hard for spoofs like People’s Cube and The Onion to keep ahead of the curve . . .

ooddballz January 23, 2013 at 3:16 pm

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Heinlein, one of my favorite authors.
You do know he invented the water bed in Stranger in a strange land, right? That’s the reason the person who “invented” it could not patent it.

I believe he foresaw a lot of things, including the upcoming civil war, and (hopefully) the outcome.

I do NOT believe he was a “prophet” , Just a man with a good grasp of history and a uncanny view of the way the country was headed at the time.

Neo-7 January 23, 2013 at 3:55 pm

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Although a parody , this truly expresses the Democratic mentality . Failed social order , failed families , failed morals , failed economics , BUT ABSOLUTELY NO CONSEQUENCES .

As Lewis Carrol wrote — ” They all must be winners , they all must have prizes !!! “

CO2Insanity January 23, 2013 at 3:57 pm

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Democrats = Eloi – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eloi

Neo-7 January 23, 2013 at 4:02 pm

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Absolutely .

I was stunned as soon as I saw the word — Eloi — I knew exactly where the term came from . Then laughed . Then clicked on the link . Then laughed even more . I had forgotten about that book .

It would be interesting to see , if in future reprints , if they somehow disappear .

poppajoe49 January 23, 2013 at 11:25 pm

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Thanks for the refresher, I haven’t read that book since elementary school. I had forgotten about the Eloi, but not the Morlocks.

Progressive Hemrrhoid January 23, 2013 at 4:38 pm

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I really wish you folks would stop giving the commiecrats any more ideas. How much do you want to bet some dipshit like Hank Johnson proposes a bill just like it.

Neo-7 January 23, 2013 at 4:57 pm

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Only if he becomes King Of Guam .

flashingscotsman January 24, 2013 at 10:40 am

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If he was the King of Guam, maybe it WOULD capsize.

Joe January 23, 2013 at 8:21 pm

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They already had this idea, they’re called occupiers. But this will no doubt encourage them to give the occupiers a face lift.

Not so silent January 23, 2013 at 5:06 pm

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Well ALL democraps would be qualified under this act……

Big Al January 24, 2013 at 5:32 am

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SNL did a skit back in the 70′s called “Hire the incompetent”.

flashingscotsman January 24, 2013 at 10:44 am
sa_rose January 24, 2013 at 1:59 pm

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The comments are equally as great as the article!

whiskeyriver January 24, 2013 at 2:39 pm

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If this law passes I may lose my job! The company does not have one employee covered under the act for every two who are competent so some of us will have to go so they can hire more lame and lazy types. Maybe I can learn how to play stupid real quick.