The gospel according to Apostle Barack – A real book title. “This is NOT a joke and it is even worse than you think.” Well, you really don’t know how bad we think it is, do you? “And the Lord Barack said, ‘Let there be stupidity, for otherwise no one will vote for me.’ And a great wave of stupidity fell upon the land. And Lord Barack smiled, then teed off as his people dove off the cliff into the abyss…”

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Ruben November 15, 2012 at 3:59 pm

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Suddenly, concerned Christians’ musings about this guy possibly being Antichrist don’t seem so silly.

KimmyQueen November 15, 2012 at 6:42 pm

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I don’t want to say I told you so… but…

RobertW November 15, 2012 at 7:34 pm

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got to the warning and decided against reading further.

one wonders if anton lavey and aleister crowley may’ve ghost written.

poppajoe49 November 16, 2012 at 6:13 am

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“And the Lord Barack said, ‘Let there be man, and let him be beholden to me for his food and shelter, for then he will vote to keep me for 4 more years, even though I have destroyed all that we held dear.”

CO2Insanity November 15, 2012 at 4:04 pm

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Does it end with mmmm….mmmm….mmmmmmm?

Dan November 15, 2012 at 4:28 pm

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Amazing how each day – something turns up to be even more foul than the previous day.

sa_rose November 15, 2012 at 10:15 pm

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And we still don’t know the half of it!

JPTravis November 15, 2012 at 4:34 pm

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I wanted to be angry with Obama, but as I read the article I realize it’s all about the state of education. This woman has teaching credentials up the wazoo. She’s spreading her stupidity to our nation’s students. There is no way I would let my children anywhere near a college campus in the 21st century. What could they possibly learn from an ignoramus like this?

flashingscotsman November 15, 2012 at 6:25 pm

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“a graduate of the National Education Association’s Emerging Leader Academy ”

That explains a few things.

sa_rose November 15, 2012 at 10:21 pm

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I watched a program on education today. There was a bunch of crap they wanted the teachers to observe and document on each student, then provide what each individual student needed to progress. One of the aides who took part in the observations, spoke English as a 2nd language, and while she was certainly understandable, she made gross errors like “the childrens” meaning more than one child, not a possessive. Then they brought on some asshat from the Chicago schools who is behind this particular approach, and it is used in Chicago. Like their students are so well educated ya know. All I could think was if they did all the observing and note taking, photographing, collecting of student work samples and conferences with parents for some 30 kids, when did they have time to teach? Then it dawned on me. THey don’t. That’s why the Chicago schools are such a mess!

RobertW November 15, 2012 at 10:56 pm

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the kids’re probly better off without them, considering.

MDLION November 15, 2012 at 4:49 pm

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The subtitle of the book is:”In Search of a More Perfect Political Union as Heaven Here on Earth”. When politics tries to replace faith and religion, get ready for Hell upon earth as the attempts at Communist utopias have shown.

“Wherever politics tries to be redemptive, it is promising too much. Where it wishes to do the work of God, it becomes, not divine, but demonic.”
-Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger(Pope Benedict XVI)

The liberals demonize the “religious right” and faith and then become so spiritually starved that they try to make politics into religion. When Obama preached “Change”, he was echoing the religious idea of repentance. When he said “Believe”, he was calling his disciples to faith in him. And then he called his disciples to “Hope”. So his message was and is: Repent of the Republicans, believe and hope in me, and I will spread the gospel of government love. Faith, Hope and Love.

I don’t have a Bible at hand, but I think in either John 6 or 8, Jesus basically says and I paraphrase: I come in the name of My Father and you do not believe. Another will come in his own name and him you will believe.

Ruben November 15, 2012 at 5:49 pm

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This is Hegelian philosophy at its finest. Government is the manifestation of God’s kingdom on earth.

Funny how the left is always howling about separation of church and state… unless its their version of church that is establishing government policy.

flashingscotsman November 15, 2012 at 6:27 pm

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This is why I support the separation of Church and State. This loony-tunes moron makes both look bad.

RobertW November 15, 2012 at 7:40 pm

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John 5:43
I am come in my Father’s name, and ye receive me not: if another shall come in his own name, him ye will receive.

Progressive Hemrrhoid November 15, 2012 at 5:48 pm

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Can a modified version of Mein Kamph be far behind?

Ruben November 15, 2012 at 5:52 pm

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Yes. Given that the president has colored his hair since the election, it’ll be titled, “Mein Coiff.”

Progressive Hemrrhoid November 15, 2012 at 5:57 pm

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And one of the chapters will be the gospel according Karl Marx I’m sure.

sa_rose November 15, 2012 at 10:23 pm

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Since Obama is an idiot I doubt it will be modified. He’ll just plaegerize the whole thing, slap a new title on it and business will proceed as usual.

KimmyQueen November 15, 2012 at 7:05 pm

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Separation of Church and State as a statement or the words is not a law, it is not in the Constitution. Separation of Church and State was statement by Jefferson in personal letter to a pastor who was angry at the STATE’S INTERFERING IN RELIGIOUS ACTIVITIES. Jefferson was explaining that the purpose of the First Amendment is in essence a way to protect the religious and religion FROM the government. It was never meant to protect government from religion because it is once goverment takes over religion that:
“Wherever politics tries to be redemptive, it is promising too much. Where it wishes to do the work of God, it becomes, not divine, but demonic.” -Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger(Pope Benedict XVI)
(Thanks MDLion)

Man made and directed theocracies poses problems, because it is a man that uses religious words to control the people (Iran and other Middle Eastern (Muslim) nations, Great Britain etc). It is just as problematic as an atheistic nation (Soviet Union, China, North Korea, etc.) whose government /leader(s) IS/ARE the people’s deity(ies) that usurp the legitimate place of free will and free worship in order to control the people.

The Founders were geniuses in creating a form a government where GOVERNMENT (who would be in the end the true ONE uniting force for EVERYONE within the borders of the country) shall not create or name one religion above others and shall not take over a religion in order to turn the country into GB (which was the fear at the time). However, the founders also wanted to make damn sure that people were free to worship and that religion was part of society to avoid an atheistic government: Where the one true uniting force for all people (the govt) would be in essence the deity which presents its own problems.

Ruben makes a good point that liberals are all about this wall of separation that Jefferson explained the First Amendment creates IN ORDER TO PROTECT the religious and the churches and temples FROM the government for their convenience. However, when the liberals are ready to make statements about the role of government in our lives and how the govt is to then be our deity (and/or the leader(s)) then this wall of separation is not alluded to, because after all if there is a wall then the government cannot and should not take over a religion or religious undertones.

With that said, if she feels this way fine. She has the first amendment that not only protects her speech but also whom she wants to worship. If she is looking to worship the government and Barack Obama as the high priest or messiah then that is her business. I don’t need nor want to buy her book nor support her ideas. The ONLY problem I have with this is that, she is/may be promoting this to children, whose parents may feel QUITE differently than her. If G-d is not to be prayed to at school, then the government shouldnt be replaced as the deity either regardless of teh school being a government funded school. After all it is a public (tax payer) funded school so instead of government it would be the tax payer that would get to be the deity and of course I wouldn’t advocate that either. But you get my point, in the end if liberals want to worship the govt and its leaders they should really worship the tax payers that makes govt and leaders possible.

Again she can feel this way but don’t promote it nor implement it in the schools and let people make up their own mind outside of the schools. Don’t use government to usurp the religious beliefs of others and don’t use religious imagery to appeal to people so they can view the government under that light. Christians, Jews and Muslims (etc) can and should participate in government, however the govt cannot choose one of those as the religion of the land nor itself as the deity either.

We need to allow the Constitution to remain the law of the land. Obama is not the Messiah no human governmental leader is. Keep things in perspective. Liberals won’t though because they are crazy. They hate religion when it pleases because it demands too much from them, but they love it when it gives them the nasty desires of their minds. It is weird.

hisham November 15, 2012 at 8:20 pm

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The Gospel According to Barak…how shiek. This woman is one of Obama’s official ‘useful idiots’ and she’s carrying the water for this usurper-in-chief. We need to make the Republican leadership grow a pair or step aside. We don’t need any more John Boner and the Boyz, we need adults with backbones. If it’s too late to do this through legal channels then it’s time for us to get a big paddle ready and start beating some asse(t)s. This think is going to get bloody soon and we need to be prepaired for it. The commies think we’re weak and up to this point, we have been. We need to grow a pair, or two, and start kicking major butt. If we don’t do domething soon, we’ll be the ones pushing up daisies.

Ruben November 15, 2012 at 9:28 pm

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Sheik… that’s clever!

CO2Insanity November 15, 2012 at 8:25 pm

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I suppose the next move will be an Executive Order outlawing Christmas and Hanukkah and ordering us to all celebrate Kwanzaa.

RobertW November 15, 2012 at 8:29 pm

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and ramadam goat in the butt.

KimmyQueen November 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm

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That was both disgusting and hilarious. I feel bad but I cannot fail to laugh. Then I look to the right and see il douchey and I got to say you killing me man… you killing me.

RobertW November 16, 2012 at 7:14 pm

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i changed gravs cuz i was gettin sick of lookin at el vomito negro’s face.

in that i probably have something in common with Maj. Dr. Walter Reed,

Not so silent November 15, 2012 at 10:21 pm

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If Her Lord and Savior were to bend over would there be a loud popping sound when her head popped out of his ass? Jim Jones is smiling from hell right about now…

Not so silent November 15, 2012 at 10:21 pm

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If Her Lord and Savior were to bend over would there be a loud popping sound when her head popped out of his ass? Jim Jones is smiling from hell right about now…

Not so silent November 16, 2012 at 12:24 pm

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Sorry to all for the double post….computer hicup I guess…

Big Al November 16, 2012 at 4:48 am

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Barack an apostle? Well he does remind me of Judas.

RobertW November 16, 2012 at 4:25 pm

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BINGO!

may he come to a similar end.

KimmyQueen November 16, 2012 at 4:41 pm

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Ah!!!! Good one! Good one in deed!

pink Floyd November 16, 2012 at 5:13 am

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BLASPHEMY!!!

OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!

Oh shit, wrong religion. We don’t do that, do we?

hisham November 16, 2012 at 8:03 am

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Some of us used to…a long, long time ago,

KimmyQueen November 16, 2012 at 8:36 am

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Interestingly enough whenever governmental leaders in the name f religion persecuted and killed people those that were persecuted and killed, were in their MAJORITY true Christians who were fighting against the government leaders who were using religion as a weapon against people. Also persecution of Jews because of the masssive anti semitism that existed and then other undesirables by the government using religion as a reason. Religion was used as a reason for slavery as well. Whenever govt gets involved with religion we get atrocities and injuries. However, i am willing to pose to you hisham that I would be shocked if any big numbers of those that did anything like that were truly Christian practicing people.

RobertW November 16, 2012 at 4:39 pm
KimmyQueen November 16, 2012 at 4:43 pm

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o-k….

Elrond Hubbard November 16, 2012 at 8:38 am

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If you go to Amazon you can read excerpts of the book. It’s not satire it’s the demented rantings of a semi-literate college professor. The book is far worse than its title indicates, that it was written by a college professor is scary.

P.S.: Florida A &M U is famous for its marching band and the hazing/murder of one of the band members.

drb November 16, 2012 at 10:33 am

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Nope, not going there, my eyes might bleed.

PsychoDad November 16, 2012 at 10:28 am

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Ooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth?
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.
They say in heaven love comes first.
We’ll make heaven a place on earth.
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.

In this world we’re just beginning
To understand the miracle of living.
Baby, I was afraid before
But I’m not afraid anymore.

Ooh, baby, do you know what that’s worth?
Ooh, heaven is a place on earth.

–St. Belinda Carlisle