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The REAL scandal at the CIA… is not that Director Petreaus was having sex with his hagiographer. The real scandal is that Obama made the spy agency set up a global warming department called the Center on Climate Change and National Security. So maybe we didn’t have a clue that our Benghazi consulate would be attacked, but the CIA is all over those threats from the weather.

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I'm With STUPID November 19, 2012 at 9:45 am

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Wow, goes right along with Secretary of Business now doesn’t it!

JPTravis November 19, 2012 at 9:49 am

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I wonder how the “Global Warming” guys are treated by the rest of the CIA employees. They probably snicker when the climate people enter the lunchroom and avoid them like the plague at the annual Christmas party.

Sidekick November 19, 2012 at 10:02 am

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We are witnessing some amazing shit these days.

poppajoe49 November 20, 2012 at 5:05 am

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Amazingly stupid shit.

Fenster314 November 19, 2012 at 10:08 am

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NYT headline coming soon: “CIA sees major threats to national security from Global Warming – Carbon Taxes our only hope”. One thing about progressives, they know how to play the fiddle of government like a virtuoso. Using the taxpayer dime for their own campaign contributions just comes naturally for them.

PsychoDad November 19, 2012 at 10:23 am

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“Climate change is accelerating at such a fast pace that it will put severe strains on U.S. military and Intelligence agencies in coming years, the CIA -sanctioned study found.”

Tr: “Secret CIA report warns us that we need the CIA more than ever.”

Not so silent November 19, 2012 at 11:28 am

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So How does one spy on climate change..Do they have agents dress up like little tornadoes? Perhaps wear a thunderstorm costume? Maybe they wander about the country trying to sniff out CO2 from cow butts…Meanwhile the diversion in resources allows more terrorists to sneak in and set up camp in places like Dearbornistan.

JPTravis November 19, 2012 at 1:05 pm

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They probably have agents undercover amongst the polar bear and penguin communities.

DefHarryMelon November 19, 2012 at 1:19 pm

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I could do it. Its real easy with a few truckloads, maybe a couple dozen or so truckloads of extra cool, expensive stuff and lot of cash.

sa_rose November 20, 2012 at 12:08 am

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Well the weather is so tranparent so easy to predict. The CIA can do this!

Progressive Hemrrhoid November 19, 2012 at 3:29 pm

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This is asinine beyond words. Can’t do anything about a consulate getting blown up, but I bet they will make sure there’s no studies confirming that Climate Change is just another scam.

Missile Command November 19, 2012 at 6:25 pm

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Well PH, they can’t steal or siphon money off the bungled Bengazi attack, the reason it gets no atention. But AGW still has some excellent scam potential.

deepthinker November 19, 2012 at 5:55 pm

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First NASA is instructed to create a program for self esteem of the muslims now the CIA has been instructed to create some bull shit program for climate change. The only change most of us really want is for those that voted barry back in office to pull their collective heads out of their asses.

Missile Command November 19, 2012 at 6:33 pm

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Muslim outreach for NASA is a waste. The Star Trek series, a well known predictor of future events, did not show any Muslims in the 23rd century out in space. I guess they were still Jihading full time on Earth.

flashingscotsman November 19, 2012 at 10:58 pm

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Maybe they already had their caliphate, which would be a good reason to leave the planet.

Not so silent November 19, 2012 at 11:44 pm

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Well Spock once mentioned a third world war with (I think) 60 million dead….maybe there wasn’t any left by the 23rd century, perhaps a self buggering epidemic wiped them out.

poppajoe49 November 20, 2012 at 5:10 am

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They were wiped out by the Borg.

Not so silent November 20, 2012 at 5:01 pm

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Ahhhh…Borg were liberals…..Mind control, all for one and all that shit….Obama just wants to start his own collective and the liberal women all look like Borg’s anyway….. Resistance is futile…..until you zap them in the head with a phaser…..

Missile Command November 19, 2012 at 6:22 pm

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Clandestine weather spies. International intrigue on carbon swap schemes, and agent -07…, Gore, Al Gore, always on the scene of the warming looking for a massage girl. Yeah, the CIA better spend all its time on this.

drb November 20, 2012 at 5:42 am
poppajoe49 November 20, 2012 at 5:56 am

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YAY!!

JPTravis November 20, 2012 at 9:57 am

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Yeah, but did you notice the people were kept on the payroll and the work is still being performed in a different office? This is how bureaucracies close down – they’re like the many-headed Hydra.

drb November 20, 2012 at 10:02 am

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sneaky bastiges

poppajoe49 November 20, 2012 at 8:41 pm

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Farggin ice holes.

6 November 2012 November 20, 2012 at 1:18 pm

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The Global Warming Inquisition may not be unexpected but at least, it is official and pays its members well.

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