Words matter according to President Obama. Especially when they might offend the sensitive terrorists of the world.
“Words matter in this situation,” Obama told Anderson Cooper, “because one of the ways we’re going to win this struggle is through the battle of hearts and minds.”
Obama thinks we can cozy up to moderate Muslims if we choose our words carefully. So “The War on Terror” is out. Instead, Obama uses inoffensive but meaningless platitudes like “the enduring struggle against terrorism and extremism.”
Obviously, with all the tax cheats running rampant in his administration, Obama hasn’t had time to work up a catchy new phrase to replace “The War on Terror.” So we’re here to help. How about:
“The Obama Thrill-O-Rama”
or
“The Dynamite Vest Dance Recital.”
or
“57 Virgin Tour 2009”
We’re here for you, Barack. Call us anytime.
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