This is why no one watchs Rachel Maddow. Apparently Rachel Maddow couldn’t book any real guests on Friday so the producers created a phony, effeminate character named “Chris Hayes” who supposedly works for The Nation. Maddow put on a blonde wig and then interviewed himself in one of those split screen special effects things. Kind of like when Eddie Murphy played multiple characters in the same scene in “Coming to America” and “The Nutty Professor”. Nice try, Mr. Maddow, but you can’t fool us.

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Buck O'Fama September 25, 2011 at 11:22 am

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You mean like the old Patty Duke Show where Patty Duke played herself and her cousin from Frozen Sneakers or someplace? Cool! I can hear the theme song… “But they’re shitheads, identical shitheads, one and all! They yap alike, they crap alike, you can lose your mind… When shitheads are two of a kind!”

RKae September 25, 2011 at 12:16 pm

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Now all I can think about is when they used split-screen so Barbara Eden could play both Jeannie and her evil sister!

That’s a much better image to get stuck in the brain than that Maddow guy!

CO2Insanity September 25, 2011 at 12:21 pm

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Two Elizabeth Montgomery’s in Bewitched was easy on the eyes, too. Having to watch two Rachael Madcow’s could cause projectile vomiting.

RockingHorseGuy September 27, 2011 at 4:56 pm

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Mmmmmmm, Barbara Eden.

redabogado September 25, 2011 at 1:21 pm

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He may not be inside his brain, but his nose is inside his anal orifice.

Elrond Hubbard September 25, 2011 at 2:30 pm

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Rachel Maddow/Chris Hayes, which one is a real person? Quite possibly, neither one.

danybhoy September 26, 2011 at 3:59 pm

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They are both real, & they are really bad at broadcasting. But it was nice to see zero sexual tension between 2 losers I would be happy to never see procreate & dilute the genepool.

Alien September 25, 2011 at 2:52 pm

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Chris Hayes is very real, and makes Chris Matthews look like a Rockefeller

trickie September 25, 2011 at 3:30 pm

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Saturday nite live had a skit called “” IT”s PAT”” which reminds me of rachet maddow.

john September 25, 2011 at 9:55 pm

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Yea, you got that right.

Maxsteele September 25, 2011 at 4:59 pm

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This “guy” did not say a single thing. If you listen to his words he basically had no point what so ever. This guy could not be any more uber-gay if he threw on a dress and started singing Barbara Streisand.

danybhoy September 26, 2011 at 9:35 pm

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This guy will get his own show at MSNBC, even though he has zero appeal outside of The Village. Which is why he will get a show. He was on with Madcow, who has been a failure every step of the way in her broadcast career, at least since she left rock radio in MA. She failed at Air America, which also failed & went tits up. Her gig at MSNBC has been a failure as well, she has been ratings challenged & only stays out of last place in the cablenews race because CNN sucks worse, & has been lost since Bernard Shaw retired in 2000. Madcow is a sacred cow, & much of it is because of her sexuality. The gay lobby will go out of it’s way to attack & smear anyone who dares to go after her. She is a product of forced diversity & was advanced because of it. Her performance on air is weak at best, snarky at it’s worst, & that’s why she has been lacking in ratings everywhere she’s been. NBC’s trying to make her the “it girl” will not work, & their promoting her by placing her on a fast fading “Meet the Press” won’t help, & will contribute to the demise of the NBC brand. But it’s not all bad with Madcow, she does look great when compared to Rev. Al & Special Ed. Then she is super, & if breaking news happens in primetime, she will have to handle the on air duties. Because Sharpton & Schultz are not smart enough to work an actual developing/fluid story. O’Donnell would be weak as well. Matthews would also be problematic in a developing story senerio. That would be her biggest value to MSNBC, the weakness of the rest of their primetime talant.

Alien September 26, 2011 at 10:49 pm

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You missed the breaking news: he got his show

editor September 27, 2011 at 3:48 am

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Two things, Danybhoy:

1. Turns out this lunatic already has his own show on MSNBC. It runs in the hours before Morning Joe and has been on for a couple weeks now. Who knew? But like you said, it was inevitable.

2. Please, never again use the words “tits up” and “Rachel Madow” in the same sentence.

poppajoe49 September 27, 2011 at 4:44 am

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LOL @ Editor! I was just coming here to make a comment about using Madcow and tits in the same sentence!

danybhoy September 27, 2011 at 9:50 am

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After that, I just feel like a boob.

poppajoe49 September 27, 2011 at 11:53 am

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Sometimes you feel like a boob, sometines you don’t!

Navyvet September 25, 2011 at 5:20 pm

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Sorry. I’m not buying the double image bit. This guy is way more feminine than Rancid Madcow.

Jay Kanter September 25, 2011 at 6:57 pm

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Hayes is another leftist amphedamine user.Hayes goal in life is to stick his head up Obama’s rear end and leave it there forever.Hayes annoying hand gestures are almost as annoying as Maddows.Hayes is another piece of trash like all the all the others on M.S.N.B.C.

john September 25, 2011 at 6:59 pm

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The sexually ambiguous liberals really get wet panties talking, thinking about the equally metro obama don’t they. It didn’t actually say anything just gushed over his dream man. “He hasn’t been using his super powers”, wow, a frikin rosey lipped butterfly.

Notsosilent September 25, 2011 at 9:40 pm

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Notice how everyone got a thumbs down? Either little Ralphy Madcow was here, or Tyrone, or Olivia or that Erik the Eversoft guy is a closet Madcow fiend.

john September 25, 2011 at 9:57 pm

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Maybe the code pink slugs have invaded.

whiskeyriver September 25, 2011 at 10:48 pm

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When women get older they go into menopause. Do ya’ll know why it is called menopause? Because MadCow Disease was already taken!!

poppajoe49 September 26, 2011 at 4:31 am

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For a minute there I thought someone had animated 2 Ken dolls for a SNL skit!

TOM COTTER September 26, 2011 at 4:45 am

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rachael maddows balls rest on odumbas chin!

culmt September 26, 2011 at 7:04 am

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i am just wondering who the real man was there. who has bigger balls??????

danybhoy September 26, 2011 at 4:06 pm

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OK…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQSk0CYPvwE

…tasteless, but clever, & very funny.

The Dogfather September 26, 2011 at 8:17 am

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Chris Hayes is WRONG – Obama has been exercising his lib-tard wonder power his entire stay in office: the power to SPEND OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY. And he’s been doing it at a rate faster than anyone else in the history of the country!!!!

Someone needs to tell that fool this is not an episode of Heroes to fawn over…