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http://tinyurl.com/cqab9ta
Controversial. What do you think?
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what is that author smoking, and where can I get some it?
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Ask jcrowley, they both make about the same amount of sense.
Rated Awesome! What do you think?
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The last line says it all…
PROUD TO BE A DEMOCRAT
Undoubtedly what Rush would call a young skull full of mush.
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I’m assuming this person was dropped on their head shortly after birth?
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Most likely Shaq dribbled him on a local playground.
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Right, there was nothing “natural” about this person’s birth, unless of course this is a spoof, and I’m not totally convinced of that. People crazy enough to write this kind of “opinion” walk among us.
Rated Awesome! What do you think?
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shame on you JP, copying CO2′s homework!
http://www.ihatethemedia.com/another-genius-obama-supporter
and that “letter” is satire…
Rated Awesome! What do you think?
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Oops. I hate when that happens. But I didn’t see anything in the link that claimed it was satire. Do you know that for sure?
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Pretty sure, cuz there was a townhall meeting like 3 years ago and there was a little clip that aired on the local news were some woman made that c-section comment…I believe whoever wrote that was mocking her agong others on the left who have said such stupid things.
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I don’t know, it was posted in this paper:
http://www.carolinacoastonline.com/news_times/opinions/letters_to_editor/article_8065cdfa-6a1c-11e2-a753-001a4bcf887a.html
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Boy, you told her. Good job.
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weak at best
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It’s almost like I’m trying to cause trouble…
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everyday
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AND shame on you, JP, for using Poppa to change the subject and to deflect from the fact that you copied CO2′s homework…Who do you think you are, a member of the Obama Administration?
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Deflection is an in-born gift from God to all men. We’re born with that one tool for getting ourselves out of trouble with women.
“Why is there lipstick on your collar!”
“Honey, why is there a big dent in the car?”
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If that works, she must not be too smart!
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Not “Would you rather I have it somewhere else?”
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Oh, that…I kinda bumped a pole going through the drive thru, now then, what did you kinda bump into to get that liptrick on your collar? Uh I mean lipstick…huhm sweetums?
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How many times have I told you that your mother is too affectionate with her greetings? Isn’t that her lipstick color?
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No chance JP.
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Deny, deny, deny….
What lipstick?
That’s not lipstick
I dont know what it is!
What are you trying to say?
No idea what it is.
It isn’t lipstick
Yes, I’m sure
It’s okay, we all make mistakes
I love you too
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My mother doesn’t wear lipstick, and you should know by now that she greets men with that devastating evil eye stare of hers…Where do you think I get it from?
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Kick, You forgot:
Don’t I get a pillow and blanket for the couch!
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oh and JP dear…don’t listen to Dean or Kick. They are just going to get you in more trouble. You might end up wishig you just stuck with the subject of copying CO2′s homework.
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Kick, You forgot:
Don’t I get a pillow and blanket for the couch!
There is flea infested hay in the dog house outside…enjoy!
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Pillow and a blanket? Ha! In my scenario the husband gets an apology.
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Kick, your senario is pure fantasy
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Kick, what are you smoking?
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Bumped into a pole, you say? That’s funny because that’s what happened to my collar! Miss Markowski wasn’t watching where I was walking…
After 14 years of wedded bliss out of 19 years of marriage I know better than to ever get into a situation even remotely similar to this. Divorce is expensive because she gets what you paid for, and it is worth it.
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Dean, you are 6 ft 2 and Miss Markowski is all of 5 ft nothing, in order for her to bump her lips onto your collar she would have needed to be sitting in your lap at the time of the accidental walking into you…
Your second paragraph is a much better answer to the problem. Just don’t get into that situation to begin with.
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But she was accidentally sitting in his lap.
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“Kinda bumped into a pole going through the drive thru” sounds a lot like woman-code for having an affair with some kid who works at Burger King.
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You just have to speak with the confidence of the righteous.
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LOL it was MCDonald’s and it was one of those little short poles that you can’t see once you get to a certain point and I was getting some breakfast for baby girl to eat real quick before she had to sell girl scout cookies outside of Home Depot, So I have a witness! And you still haven’t explained your little run in with the lipstick liptrick or why you copied CO2′s work, which is how this whole thread got hijacked in the first place.
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Ms. Markowski is 5′ 10″ and enhanced height-wise with those insane heels. I’m 6′ 4″ and she still bumped into my collar. My cloak of limited visibility was not engaged. I don’t know how it happened. She smells real nice, too. Real nice…
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But she was accidentally sitting in his lap.
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You just have to speak with the confidence of the righteous.
except that if you have to twist yourself into knots to get there, you don’t have any righteousnes to begin with.
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I had not realized this until the part about 14 of 19 years. I’ve now been divorced longer than the wedded bliss part!
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Ms. Markowski is 5′ 10″ and enhanced height-wise with those insane heels. I’m 6′ 4″ and she still bumped into my collar.
Ok then, you don’t mind if I call her and ask her for her side of the story, right? Here, hand me your cell phone…
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Absolutely! Maybe lets go give her another sniff, too? She does smell delightful! Ask for her address, we’ll bring wine…
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Dean, why have you been texting her at 2 am?? and why are these texts locked? Oh and it looks like you already have her address. and why is she on speed dial?
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I don’t know how to lock texts. That’s your phone, silly. Here’s mine.
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No that isn’t my phone, I don’t have a smartphone that can lock texts, here’s mine see it flips this way so I can use the keyboard for texting…
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Neither do I. Where did you get that, your cabana boy? My phone has a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 0, *, #, a little green phone picture, a little red phone picture, a backspace and two buttons that correlate to the display. Smart phone? What the hell izzat?
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so, Ms. Markowski, left her phone in your car, and you brought it in here thinking it was mine? Why was Ms. Markowski in your car?
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You guys might as well give up. There is no winning this kind of fight. I learned a long time ago to stay away from anything that can get you into such a losing battle.
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The young and lovely Ms. Markowski is your cabana boy?!?!
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I have no cabana boy…I don’t even have a cabana…Ms. Markowski on the other hand must exist as you were the one who brought her up and blamed the entire lipstick liptrick on her. she really gets around too, cuz you, JP and Kick all came up with excuses as to why y’all had lipstick liptrick stains on y’all’s collars…clearly, Ms. Markowski is a ho…and Thank God none of y’all have to answer to me in real life.
now, all y’all go watch some football
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She’s as real as the low pole you dented the car with.
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Seems like it worked Darby, I’ve yet to see a word on plagiarism.
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except that actually happened…brother of a close friend fixed and painted it, refused to charge me for the repair too.
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Okay, except for that then.
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Seems like it worked Darby, I’ve yet to see a word on plagiarism
excepted, I kept bringing it back up until JP finally just ran away.
Okay, except for that then.
Ha! It seems I’m the only honest one in the bunch then.
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oh and here, in memory of your 14 out of 19 years of wedded bliss and my being trapped in the drive thru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHnTocdD7sk
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When questioned about the letter, the editor from Carteret County News-Times said ” they attempt to publish every letter they get except ones they think may be an invasion of privacy, libelous, obscene or plagiarized.” Satire doesn’t make the list of exceptions…Now then Poppa, what law said that if you write a “letter to the Editor” that you have to be 100 percent serious about every word written?
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I thought you were saying it was a fake.
It was posted in a legit paper, so it wasn’t faked, just stupid.
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I said it was satire. And that he was mocking the left
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I was thinking something like the Onion when you said satire. So when I saw it was a legit paper, I thought something different.
I wasn’t trying to give you a hard time, that was your buddy JP.
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JP always tries to give me a hard time…his version of pulling pig tails if you ask me.
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I hate being transparent.
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And it works just as well.
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So, in other words, neither one of you have a clue as to how to win a lady over.
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No, I was saying “pulling pigtails” doesn’t work.
I have no problem winning women over.
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Wait, I’m not following. So the consensus is that pulling pigtails works, right? Cool. I’ll keep at it.
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no, JP
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I thought that looked familiar!
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I’ve seen this several times and I still can’t believe it is for real. I’d like to think a conservative wrote and submitted it to the paper as a way of making fun of lefties.
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I just did a quick search and found many blogs with people mocking the c-section bit going back to 2008…
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Until there is a way to off set these individuals and the way the vote this nation is screwed. The writer has no understanding that it is the US Constitution that has granted them the right and ability to disagree and challenge the leaders. I wonder how they would feel if some on the right started trashing the dim wits and all of their obstructionist ways. Oh wait, they did that when Bush was president.
I’ve heard a line and can not remember who said it, but it is worth noting. This country most likely will survive the obama presidency. However, it just might not survive those that voted him into office twice.
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Laugh now, but think about it. Could this be one of the long lost Constitutional Law Students that n0bama educated? What are the odds this individual holds a law degree from Harvard?
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It does sound a little like a Harvard person.
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You sure it wasn’t jcrowley?
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The letter is too long and doesn’t contain the key words, “Corporate Greed” and “Ron Paul”…so we can guarantee it is not our local numbnuts.
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I wonder if that was Sandra Fluke? Love how it says conservatives CLAIM the constitution says we can own weapons w/o permission… But goes on to say if that were true how can Chitcago and DC get away with their laws. EXACTLY. A) they didn’t. Both had to change their laws once struck down by SCOTUS. B) both are still facing court battles. C) both are overreaching their authority. So by asking her “rhetorical” question, she proved OUR point.
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I sincerely hope this letter is total scarcasm, otherwise the stupidity out there has hit a new low.
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Yes, I would stake money that this was a spoof. I mean lots of money. Big money. I’m talking FOLDING money.
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You mean a whole dollar!?!
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You mean a whole dollar!?!
Well, this IS the Obumma economy…….
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Yeah, he’s talking LARGE $ in this economy…not too many can risk losing a whole dollar these days, just sayin’
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