Time magazine’s report on Obama’s First 100 Days begins with a swoon: “Obama’s start has been the most impressive of any President since F.D.R.” At that point we fell asleep faster than Obama’s economic advisor Lawrence Summers.
Does anybody really read Time anymore? Of course not. That was a rhetorical question. Their “news” is always a week old. People must look at it for the exciting pictures, like the behind-the-scenes photo essay consisting of 77 dynamic shots of The One contemplating paintings, moving a chair, and a dandy close-up of his healthy snack consisting of cheese, crackers and a pear. (Yawn.)
Lawrence Summers demonstrates that the stimulus plan is somewhat less than stimulating.
Sorry. Dozed off at the keyboard. If you manage to get through the story, let us know if there was anything “newsworthy.”
Any guesses as to who will be Time’s next Man of the Year? For the next four years. Maybe eight.
Source: Time Magazine, TMZ.com
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Hey, wait a minute. I thought Time was a monthly magazine. Isn’t therte only 12 months in a year? Woops, I forgot about the new Obaman year. I was using the outdated Julian year. My bad.
There is NO WAY the man child will get Time covers for 8 years. Maybe for 4, but Time Magazine wont be around in 8 years.
Time is a weekly, Ed.
Time is WEEKLY?! Who the hell is reading it???
Time would be worth reading if their reporters could pry their lips off Obama’s dick.
I stopped reading TIME in 1986 – it was irrelevant back then. Its sad look at a TIME magazine from earlier years – much more substantive.