Tweet of the day. Piers… you shoulda said “blah blah Commerce Clause…” Didn’t you read your journ0list talking points handbook? Sheesh.
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Piers, you moron. Based upon your lame logic, the mass media should be able to claim the First Amendment applies to them only if they’re not allowed to use TV, Radio, Telegraph, Internet, or even modern printing presses. Everything should come from the printing press of the day, the Gutenberg, using hand set wood type. It should also only be delivered by someone in a horse and buggy.
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Or delivered by some guy on foot.
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Ruben @ruben
@piersmorgan: Piers, you been PWN3D!
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Isn’t he here on a work visa? Go the fuck home if our Constitution does not suit you. Wasn’t it originally written to protect us from imperialist pricks like Piers to begin with? Irony right there….
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I think it was written to protect us from the BRITISH!
Hmmmm, does that tell you something Piers?
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was watching Vinnie’s Toughest Cops, in New Orleans, he asked a cop, “why don’t you do like we did and just get rid of guns altogether?”
cop replied, “I wouldn’t walk across the street without a gun.”
LOL
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Took him 18 hours to come back with something stupid.
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Now you have a stalker too? Good job.
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The constitution isn’t a stagnant piece of history. It’s a living, breathing evolving document. You think when that document was drafted, things were so different back then? If you compare the two, I think the very essence of owning your own protection is as viable ever today, as it was two-hundred years ago. They just go by different names today.
Controversial. What do you think?
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MGAP said it, Morgan is not a born and raised American so here is a little suggestion. I don’t twitter, twaddle, book faces, any of that kind of messaging stuff, so ya’ll help me out here.
Everyone send a twatter to Morgan telling him to go home. He needs to give up his job, which he is paid far too much to do, and just go back to the shithole he left in the first place. He is a foreigner, his opinions are not welcome, and if he doesn’t love America he can damn well leave it.
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Piers Morgan? Isn’t he the same crumpet crunching clown who was part of British Phone Hacking Scandal when he was editor of News Of the World?
Extradite his ass back to the UK, the man’s a criminal.
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Morgan is following the handbook,”The Leftists Handbook on How to be Cool and be a Part of the Incrowd”.
Table of Contents
Chapter 1: Insult the Conservative Leadership
Chapter 2: Blame the Rich and Republicans
Chapter 3: Support Protesting
Chapter 4: Fear for Your Life that the People are Armed
Chapter 5: The Earth is Suffering because the People Exist
Chapter 6: In Any Conflict the Caucasian Person is Racist
Chapter 7: Criminals Must be Rehabilitated
Chapter 8: Society Programs Bad People
Chapter 9: Abortion is a Good Thing
Chapter 10: The People Must be Provided For
Chapter 11: Support Your Local Unions, The Better Class of People
Chapter 12: Learn to Play Golf
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Hey! Watch the golf comments!
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Come on poppa, golf is the biggest waste of real estate and water ever invented by man. Besides that, it makes no sense. To play golf you take a stick and hit a little white ball. Then you have to chase after the little ball and hit it with a stick again. And do it over and over again.
Baseball makes sense. Someone throws you a little white ball, if you hit it with a stick, someone else throws it back to you. If you don’t hit it, no big deal the guy throws it to you again. The only time you have to run after the little white ball is if you hit it, but you don’t want it back. That makes much more sense to me than golf. (teehee)
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I have respect for the game. The pros can do things with the little white ball that are amazing.
Golf is frustrating. I quit playing when I was about 21. The frustration comes from the morons in front of you who make you wait while they hit the ball 50 times before they get it into the cup and the morons in a big hurry behind you who are bitching at you for slowing them down because the morons in front are holding you up. Classic Catch 22.
The best part is the 19th hole.
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Sorry Whiskey, I play golf, it’s a great excuse to get away from the wife for 4+ hours on a weekend and drink beer with your buddies!
WARNING!!
Not suitable for the ladies!
http://www.naughtyallie.com/1/updates/golf233.htm
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Bad soft-porn. I think stuff like that only happens in men’s fantasies. (Those men who fantasize about people other than their wive’s anyway, lol)
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There’s actually a golf course in Nebraska that does that (during warm weather — stops when things get nippy). Me, I think it’s kinda gross, and I’m more likely to wind up feeling sorry for the women that do it. Then again, I’m kind of a romantic fool, and apparently my wife loves me for all that.
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There’s golf courses all over the country that do it. An attempt to liven up what is otherwise one of the most boring activities ever thought up.
Caution, language.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcnFbCCgTo4
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THe real reason men play golf, go hunting and fishing, bowling with the guys etc. They need boy bonding time. Oh, and those girls? They will NEVER be decent golfers. Their fake boobs would get in the way. Not to mention sunburn. They won’t be nearly as attractive blood red with weeping blisters!
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My boobs ain’t fake but they do get in the way of golfing. It is so uncomfortable.
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probly best to keep ‘em in the kitchen then.
he he he.
teasin’ u.
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I would keep them in the kitchen if I had someone taking care of all of my bills and making sure that my future isn’t raped by the government. Since that isn’t the case they have to be kept wherever I want them to be kept that best profits me. The world isn’t the way it was 50 years ago.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpW1sFVL9jo
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[Insert Jaws theme here]
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IDK, I didn’t do it.
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PC Lurkers?
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Sorry, Rose. In that picture, there is only one set of fake boobs. That would be the ugliest, most ridiculous looking ones, on the far right.
That being said, I volunteer to cover every exposed inch of them with sunscreen, so they don’t blister.
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I dated her, those puppies were like that in H.S.
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Oh Lawd, Rose….what are we gonna do with these fellas??
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Beats me! Any theories on your end?
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Just love (and accept) us for who we are? O’course that’s just MY theory.
Note: my opinion in this matter is HIGHLY biased, being of the male species and all.
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We already do, ooddballz, my luv, but that isn’t going to stop us from rolling our eyes at y’all every time y’alll start droppin’ your jaws and poppin’ your eyes out at us.
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Just remember, I am a fan of the itty bitty ones, those big and the fake ones don’t do it for me.
Besides, I’m a leg man.
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Yes, I too would have been taking the picture from the other side.
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AH! Now tushies are another story, they are yummy if they are correctly formed!
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Lean forward, girls.
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Any theories on your end
snicker snicker. I will neither confirm nor deny possessing theories on drb’s end.
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Pleading the 5th are ya?
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seems to be my safest option at this juncture.
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actullly Robert, when you plead the 5th on a question that no one even asked is what, in poker terms, they call a “tell”. And believe me, darlin’, you just told on yourself.
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a question that no one even asked
Any theories on your end?
so there! pfpfpfptttttttttttt.
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1) that question wasn’t directed toward you. and
So don’t go tryin’ to out smart the smart-ace around here. go on back to pleadin’ the 5th. What do ya know…that was the wiser choice afterall.
2) you answered it in a fashion that didn’t match the intent of the question. Therefore, you tattled on yourself.
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You have to stay up til pretty early in the mornin’ to get anything past that one Robert.
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hoisted on me own petard!
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right Ghost, what’s worse is, I watched the expendables previous to the comment. I think it actually dumbed me down a bit. I was actually expected to willingly suspend my disbelief that a person could actually toss an HE round any distance.
and that with all that firing in an enclosed space, everybody could hear just fine and no bloody ears.
I wasn’t disappointed in lundgren’s acting ability at least.
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LMAO!
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I thoroughly enjoyed the movie. But you have to consider it to be half comedy, and have fun with it.
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like when the combustible was air-dropped, yet only the pier and the objects on it were afire, and not any splash fire in the water? as well all the bad guys waited for the flare to turn them to crispy critters instead of immediately leaping for the water?
p shaw mon ami p shaw.
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But it was FUN! Especially every time Chuck showed up.
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But, but Robert, it has your favoritest ssong in the whole world in the soundtrack. If’n I’m remembering correctly.
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yes drb, it did have THAT song in it. and i very nearly went back to browsing when it came on, but it subsided, i recall thinkin’ drb’d gita kick out ofthat
flash, i musta missed him
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just for you, robert, darlin’
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Ur45vTtw0
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drb: Robert, your favoritest ssong in the whole world: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7YVvsBnf64
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That’s not coffee, that’s a frosted [_]3 beer mug, the Bengals & Cowboys are coming on.
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@ Lyonal Robert BTW just caught this
drb: Robert, your favoritest ssong in the whole world
That should be Ghosty not drb…confusing the avi’s there are ya?
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@ Lyonal Robert BTW just caught this
drb: Robert, your favoritest ssong in the whole world
That should be Ghosty not drb…confusing the avi’s there are ya?
Obviously, I, being male, always seek the lady in a pic. That’s just nature.
not to be crude, but it seems we’ve covered (lately) who’s the ace and who’s the booby.
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I take it you’ve chosen a new avi to confirm that, yes?
Looks like Ghosty changed his avi back to the lightning stike to help avoid the confusion.
Maybe I’ll change mine too, Christmas is coming up soon.
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Maybe Lucy in a backless ball gown?
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Oh yeah…that’ll fix it, we are all going to lose everything.
way too much sugar. sugar. ROFL my you know whatty off
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_qfujQ_jTQ
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Now hold up, Robert, I call you Robert cuz I believe that is what you go by even though I also believe that is your middle name. If you would prefer, then I can start calling you Lyonel, since , if I’m not mistaken, that is your first name. (Are you sufficiently freaked out now and wondering how the heck does she know this, heeheehee
)
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She’s psycho, er I mean psychic. LOL!!
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One or the other,
lol
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MUWAH!!!
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Mornin’ darlin’
{_}3
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Uh Oh, Ghosty, Poppa is stealing you move. TEEHEE, Thank you Poppa.
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Well, since nobody else is awake, and I know you need your coffee, I thought it would be OK.
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It’s ok by me.
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unless i’m mistaken, you need to re-read the tips comments, just to gt the spelling correct.
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Seriously? you put it in tips? too funny, never saw it there. LOL
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i’d planned to underwrite a competiion prize, but i think ed chose against. idk why.
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Look again flash (can’t believe I just told you that) but there are two sets of fake boobies there.
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Yea, I’m pretty sure it’s the bookends.
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exactly
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On second look, I think you’re right. The ones on the left just aren’t as horrid as the ones on the right. Bring ‘em over here, let me do the squeeze test, then we’ll know for sure.
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LOL
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