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Underwater critter has disposable penis. Chromodoris reticulata, a sea slug, is a “simultaneous hermaphrodite” that has sex both ways at the same time, then throws its penis down on the ocean floor and stalks away.

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JPTravis February 13, 2013 at 4:09 pm

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GLAA is expected to release a public statement shortly condemning the societal bigotry that prevents C. reticulata from marrying him(and her)self.

whiskeyriver February 13, 2013 at 4:26 pm

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This sounds like most of our politicians! They slip on underwear with a fake pair of balls in them for public speaking then take them off later so they can be their true self.

CO2Insanity February 13, 2013 at 6:08 pm

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Who do you think Truck Nutz makes all their money off of?

Ruben February 13, 2013 at 4:54 pm

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An underwater disposable penis?

Does this exonerate the late Ted Kennedy?

JPTravis February 13, 2013 at 5:28 pm

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I think with the Kennedys it’s the body that falls off, leaving a…

PsychoDad February 13, 2013 at 5:57 pm
danybhoy February 14, 2013 at 6:02 am

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You beat me to it, you bastard.

Good job!

CO2Insanity February 13, 2013 at 6:10 pm

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There’s even a song about this. http://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4

PsychoDad February 13, 2013 at 7:16 pm

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LOL, just about a simulpost there, CO! Ah well, warped minds, er — GREAT minds think alike, what?!?

CO2Insanity February 13, 2013 at 7:36 pm

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LMAO, yes, great pervs think alike!

danybhoy February 14, 2013 at 6:03 am

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How have so many people heard of King Missile? WTF?

poppajoe49 February 14, 2013 at 7:56 am

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I thought everyone knew about that tune.

flashingscotsman February 14, 2013 at 10:23 am

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Never heard of them, or the song. But that’s pretty much standard procedure for me.

ooddballz February 14, 2013 at 12:40 pm

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Same here flashing, and talk about things I could have spent my whole life not knowing…..

flashingscotsman February 14, 2013 at 6:15 pm

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Most of the stuff I never know, I somehow manage to survive without the knowledge of. Funny how that works.

Karmaa February 13, 2013 at 7:16 pm

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I did not need to know this. ew!

poppajoe49 February 13, 2013 at 10:50 pm

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Conversely, we humans merely have to get married to have no further use for our penis.

JPTravis February 14, 2013 at 7:12 am

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Oh boy, you had to go there didn’t you?

poppajoe49 February 14, 2013 at 7:55 am

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Well, when you have been without for as long as I have, it just kinda comes up in conversation.
5 years is kinda crazy if you ask me.

JPTravis February 14, 2013 at 8:46 am

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It used to come up in conversation for me, too, but that was back in junior high. Then I learned to control it.

drb February 14, 2013 at 8:58 am

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:roll:

JPTravis February 14, 2013 at 9:02 am

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I knew you wouldn’t be able to resist the disposable penis thread forever.

drb February 14, 2013 at 10:05 am

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I wasn’t paying attention to which thread it was on, just saw the comment on the side bar, over there —->

So, what, you trying impress the female types around here by uhm, suggesting that you can control it and somehow preform uhm, tricks with it now? Well, you know what they say about men who have to brag on themselves, right?

drb February 14, 2013 at 10:31 am

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Ha, looks like somebody is insulted by the truth…(and no, I do not mean JP)

JPTravis February 14, 2013 at 3:26 pm

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Wow, what’s with all the thumbs down?

drb February 14, 2013 at 3:40 pm

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I don’t know there have been a bunch of them today…see, even Poppa’s getting a bunch…

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/love-can-make-people-do-the-strangest-things-a-collection-of-the-most-awkward-valentines-day-photos-ever#comment-249309

JPTravis February 14, 2013 at 3:50 pm

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Buch?

drb February 14, 2013 at 3:55 pm

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typo…my “n” gets stuck sometimes. lol

JPTravis February 14, 2013 at 3:57 pm

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Whew. I thought it was some kind of confession.

drb February 14, 2013 at 4:00 pm

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uhm, No…

poppajoe49 February 15, 2013 at 7:58 am

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OH PLEASE GOD NO!!!

MUWAH!

drb February 15, 2013 at 8:12 am

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no worries there…just sayin’

poppajoe49 February 14, 2013 at 2:35 pm

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5 years without, and it comes up in a breeze!

flashingscotsman February 14, 2013 at 6:33 pm

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That’s about 4 years, 11 1/2 months longer than I would have lasted.

poppajoe49 February 15, 2013 at 7:59 am

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That’s when self service comes in handy.

drb February 15, 2013 at 8:11 am

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TMI

ooddballz February 15, 2013 at 12:55 pm

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I was 5 years without once. Then when I was 6 I got to play “Doctor” with the girl next door…….

sa_rose February 15, 2013 at 3:42 pm

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Bad Poppa!

poppajoe49 February 15, 2013 at 9:52 pm

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Thanks, I try.

flashingscotsman February 14, 2013 at 10:26 am

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I bet they have some wild parties.

Navyvet2 February 14, 2013 at 1:51 pm

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Lessee. I hope this doesnt sound racist, but then everything is these days.
Anyway, if this creature can screw itself, it should be named the American Black Voter.

ooddballz February 14, 2013 at 1:57 pm

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10 TU for that.

JPTravis February 14, 2013 at 3:30 pm

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I don’t think they can do that. If they could there would be only one (very happy) sea slug in the whole world.

Paden February 14, 2013 at 11:38 pm

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That thing must be a liberal, just can’t seem to think past its own genitalia

JPTravis February 15, 2013 at 8:39 am

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I dunno, Paden, the genitalia are all on the right.