I can just picture the liberals passing a bill to up welfare checks 20% during the holidays to give people “extra” spending money to help “stimulate sales”
I was waiting to see what the numbers looked like. Not much of a shopper myself so I can’t gauge things personally. Notice how the writer makes excuses for the poor retail season. And that’s Fox News. When a Republican is president, bad news is simply bad news. When a Democrat is president, there’s always a list of reasons and excuses for the bad news that make it clear it wasn’t the president’s fault. Hurricane Sandy, the Newton school shooting, bad weather – no, it can’t possibly be the way the president has ruined the economy.
He got a BAG of Cheetos, he is mad because his needle dick poked 50,000 holes in his inflatable Ron Paul doll and he did not get a new one for Christmas. If he would put some thread around that needle dick, he could just sew up the holes.
The problem is thread is made by greedy corporations.
Crowley got run over by a reindeer,
on the way to mom’s house Christmas eve.
and while Crowley was laying in the snow, Santa wrote his name in the snow next to Crowley’s head in big yellow letters, Santa then left Crowley a large lump of coal, and ran Crowley over again when he took off.
Crowley was last seen bloodied and bruised, sitting on a snow pile crying and trying to call Ron Paul on his Obamaphone.
Secret recording from the WH spin room upon reading this news:
Those lying teabaggers! We are in a recovery. It’s a winter of recovery. Fox is no doubt under orders from Limbaugh & co. to talk down the economy to make Obama look bad to give the republicans leverage in the budget negotiations. DAMN! We need to counter this right away.
Schedule a few speeches by Obama in Chicago, San Francisco and another dem-friendly, minority-rich venue like Philly. Tell SEIU how many minority attendees we will need and what type of protest signs they will need. Make sure the media cover the speeches well and report that retail sales in minority areas are really strong. Have one of them say the bad report only measures sales in white areas so we can get a racism angle going. Make sure the other networks get the racism talking points. Get Jesse or Al to appear on one of the shows and make the same argument. Have PBS do a segment on how well X-mas sales are this year…
OK, it’s not really from a recording. But they are pretty predictable in how they go about papering over bad news.
I know my husband bought 3, including a pretty pink camo one for me! Honolulu city hall sure loved him bringing in all three to register last week. LMAO!
Elrond Hubbard: The scandal du jour, Obama will survive this like he’s survived all the other scandals of his administration; the supine, worshipful MSM will, once again give him a pass. So...
JPTravis: Keep in mind he succeeded Cynthia McKinney, so the district actually took a step up when they elected him. Is that sad or what?
GhostntheMachine: Tangent again Kick. I’d like to believe you know while I hide behind sarcasm, I “think” about a lot of things but can’t articulate them as well as most...
PsychoDad: “No you are!” “No you are!” “No you are!” “No you are!”
deepthinker: Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life you two.
Elrond Hubbard: The Jersey Shore kids (now adults) were working class people who made a lot of money because hipster elites wanted to make fun of them. Soon they’ll drift back into anonymity,...
deepthinker: No time for those who are working their asses off, yet ol quagmire has plenty of time for more takers. It is time to militarize the Southern border. Create a dead zone, if you are...
stinkfoot: We must remember to send some lower level staffers in order to inform Øbama that it is cold and a perhaps teleprompter that continuously reads, “Brrrr it’s cold… better...
hisham: One has to have a suitable destination if mind before one exiles another. Hummm, let me think…we could send him and his entire administration and appointees and his handlers and big...
deepthinker: Oh the webs we weave when we first attempt to deceive. The drips and drabs of the truth are flowing and just might turn into a down pour of truth. The story of no troops available is...
Zezozose: I think the “October surprise” theory is sounding more and more plausible.
JPTravis: Verifies everything I’ve been thinking. The logic of getting those military units in the air AT LEAST is inescapable. Why not? You can always have they turn around in mid-air if...
Elrond Hubbard: Third world justice comes to America, courtesy of the Democrat party.
JPTravis: Luckily your link is to a British newspaper so they finally admit the crook is a Democrat. Sure they waited to the very end, but at least they finally said it. An American newspaper would...
Joe Redfield: What a piker. It costs a lot more than that to bribe a Cook County judge in a murder trial.
Elrond Hubbard: It appears social media, like everything else in England, is heavily monitored by the government so free speech is reduced to making bland, inclusive, non-discriminatory comments....
Joe Redfield: While it’s true that guns won’t do much good against tanks, they are quite useful in dealing with barbarians armed with machetes, or dervishes brandishing spears....
RKae: A startling coincidence! Hey, on a related note: ever have one of those friends or co-workers who will tell you that your guns won’t do you any good because there’s no way...
PsychoDad: Oh, that’s funny. Occutards showing up to “protest” ; — although really essentially supporting — a Beverly Hills zillionaire . . . and they never even find...
RKae: When that naked guy in FL was eating the homeless man on the street corner, he was wacked out on “bath salts.” Personally, I’ve always thought that drugs are a physical...
RKae: Police Chief Darryl Gates was called a racist because he said there would be rioting in the streets if the cops in the Rodney King trial were found not guilty. And when the riots happened,...
GhostntheMachine: Hey, the lead picture had tears so it’s not much of a stretch, since FDH broke the tip jar. Update; http://www.700wlw.co m/pages/onair_parks. html?article=1131719 6...
Not so silent: Barney is the “point” man, until Anthony Wiener takes his place…
jadams64: I didn’t know NAMBLA had such a big lobbying organization in DC. Does Barney Frank represent them?
GhostntheMachine: Add Imperialists to the mix you two, the definition fits 5×5. Not that they’ll admit it.
poppajoe49: These work real well on the gonads, and are easily hidden in a purse, backpack, or briefcase: http://www.midwayusa .com/find?userSearch Query=expandable+bat on But these leave an even...
poppajoe49: Sweden was the place were socialism worked I can see how well it’s working. If Barry is left to his own devices, it will be working here as well.
jcrowley1985: Cheetos and Prius are greedy corporations.
jcrowley1985: Except there are no productive members of society. The ones who appear productive are merely living off the inflation caused by stolen gold.
Not so silent: I truly wish Crowley’s family had been together in their Prius, eating cheeto’s, listening to a Ron Paul speech and been on the bridge the moment it collapsed…....
deepthinker: The part of great leader is to listen to those that you are attempting to lead. Sadly quagmire is not a leader and sure as hell is not going to listen to the People
Not so silent: This prick has not shut up or stopped talking about himself for over four years..It’s no different that Crowley, same bullshit, day in and day out, everday, all day long. The...
stinkfoot: I’m thinking that the heckler was planted… the fact that her “protest” ; was something this administration advocates as well as the fact that she was not...
hisham: This man is truly a narcicist…he gets too much satisfaction and joy from watching himself stroke his own ego…wait, wouldn’t that make him a voyeurcist?
michaelht1: The sock puppet and his band of idiots: http://www.youtube.c om/embed/6Zy297Xgr8Q
poppajoe49: Not even then, he heard about it from Eric Holder who watched the speech.
poppajoe49: He could be quoting Charles Manson for all I care. I don’t listen to or give a shit about anything he says. I just presume he is trying to screw us and leave it at that. I am...
poppajoe49: It all started with the Patriot Act. Bush thought he was protecting us, but he got bad info. Remember, those who are willing to trade privacy for security will have neither.
6 November 2012: Blame Bush! Srs, it happened under his presidency, it very much possible he knew but did nothing.
Not so silent: Perhaps all those who hate the IRS, DOJ, and all the other overreaching government agencies and all the lying sack of crap liberals should start wearing a t-shirt with nothing on it...
poppajoe49: All you had to do was say Illinois, and I knew it was another Obama plan to screw us.
matthew s harrison: I wish they’d start profiling in Illinois-we have 2.2 million worth of illegals here-they kill someone every weekend drunk driving in Northern Illinois-we don’t even...
poppajoe49: They get out of the car without help? I wouldn’t think they could figure out how to open the doors. The 15 of them combined don’t seem to be able to put together enough...
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I can just picture the liberals passing a bill to up welfare checks 20% during the holidays to give people “extra” spending money to help “stimulate sales”
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I was waiting to see what the numbers looked like. Not much of a shopper myself so I can’t gauge things personally. Notice how the writer makes excuses for the poor retail season. And that’s Fox News. When a Republican is president, bad news is simply bad news. When a Democrat is president, there’s always a list of reasons and excuses for the bad news that make it clear it wasn’t the president’s fault. Hurricane Sandy, the Newton school shooting, bad weather – no, it can’t possibly be the way the president has ruined the economy.
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Not to mention everyone’s waiting for the income tax shoe to drop if nothing is done.
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Whats the matter crabass? Santa didn’t bring your case of Cheetos for Christmas?
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He got a BAG of Cheetos, he is mad because his needle dick poked 50,000 holes in his inflatable Ron Paul doll and he did not get a new one for Christmas. If he would put some thread around that needle dick, he could just sew up the holes.
The problem is thread is made by greedy corporations.
Apologies to the ladies for the crass language.
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I laughed my butt off the couch!
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I for one would like to see that… not the couch
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Crowley got run over by a reindeer,
on the way to mom’s house Christmas eve.
and while Crowley was laying in the snow, Santa wrote his name in the snow next to Crowley’s head in big yellow letters, Santa then left Crowley a large lump of coal, and ran Crowley over again when he took off.
Crowley was last seen bloodied and bruised, sitting on a snow pile crying and trying to call Ron Paul on his Obamaphone.
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STFU you fucking asshole.
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You are getting on my nerves…
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TD,………………..MO.
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Secret recording from the WH spin room upon reading this news:
Those lying teabaggers! We are in a recovery. It’s a winter of recovery. Fox is no doubt under orders from Limbaugh & co. to talk down the economy to make Obama look bad to give the republicans leverage in the budget negotiations. DAMN! We need to counter this right away.
Schedule a few speeches by Obama in Chicago, San Francisco and another dem-friendly, minority-rich venue like Philly. Tell SEIU how many minority attendees we will need and what type of protest signs they will need. Make sure the media cover the speeches well and report that retail sales in minority areas are really strong. Have one of them say the bad report only measures sales in white areas so we can get a racism angle going. Make sure the other networks get the racism talking points. Get Jesse or Al to appear on one of the shows and make the same argument. Have PBS do a segment on how well X-mas sales are this year…
OK, it’s not really from a recording. But they are pretty predictable in how they go about papering over bad news.
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Blame it on anything and everything except anything the U-6 unemployment report might suggest .
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvoz7cpUaZ4
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It’s those bitter clingers, hanging onto their money to buy a new gun when the shop is able to restock.
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Thank our Savior Lord n0bama for four more years of unlimited Hope & Change! Forward, Comrades!!
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Well the retail sales number would have been better if all the Gun manufacturers hadn’t run out stock just before Christmas.
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I know my husband bought 3, including a pretty pink camo one for me! Honolulu city hall sure loved him bringing in all three to register last week. LMAO!
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