Wanted: ‘Adventurous woman’ to give birth to Neanderthal man – Harvard professor seeks mother for cloned cave baby. The professor is too late. We already have Neanderthals. They’re now called progressives. Instead of living in caves, they live in mommy’s basement.

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loshonhora January 20, 2013 at 11:35 am

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maybe they got the dna from alan grayson.

Kip Hooker January 21, 2013 at 7:18 am

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LMAO! It is funny because it is true!

flashingscotsman January 21, 2013 at 10:39 am

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Grayson’s DNA combined with Rep. DeLauro’s.

sa_rose January 22, 2013 at 11:01 am

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(0) (0) Horror~

StrinaM January 20, 2013 at 11:44 am

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Or creepy crawley

Not so silent January 20, 2013 at 11:56 am

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I loved one of the comments posted:

“We have them here in the U.S…..we call them crack dealers…”

PsychoDad January 20, 2013 at 11:59 am

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OK, here’s an old one. Scientists bring back this one female of the lost Ugilee tribe, the very last survivor of the whole tribe, and they think, well, as hideous as they are, it’s a shame they go extinct, so let’s find some poor sap down on his luck, offer him a bit of money to breed with her, and that’ll keep the bloodline going for a while yet. So they put up ads in the paper and on Craigslist, along with a picture of the girl. A couple weeks go by, not even an email asking about it. Then one morning in stumbles poor old O’Reilly, looking like he’s had a rough night. “Is this the place with that . . .that girl?” he whispers to the scientist. “That’s right.” “That was a helluva picture, she really look like that?” The scientist opens a little window, and there she is, sitting on a log. “Jaysus, Mary, an’ Joseph! You sure she’s even human?” The scientist nods. “An’ . . . an’ the advert said. . . there was money involved?” “One hundred dollars.” O’Reilly shakes his head. “Gimme ten minutes or so tae think about this,” he says, and and sits down in the waiting room. After ten minutes, the scientist comes back out. “Well?” “All right,” says O’Reilly. “I’m yer man. But there’s got to be three conditions.” “Yes?” “First — I don’t have to kiss her.” “Right, not a problem.” “Second — any children will have to be baptised and raised Catholic.” “We’ll see to that.” “And third . . . you’re gonna have to give me a few days to raise that hundred dollars!”

Neo-7 January 20, 2013 at 12:12 pm

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Wait , I’m confused , I thought that Neanderthals were from Kenya .

Wow , if true it might or might not go a long way to explaining a lot of things.

Missile Command January 20, 2013 at 4:05 pm

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No, communists come from Kenya.

Bring back Neanderthals? If they can be programmed like other useful idiot groups to vote reflexively D we will soon see an Obama “executive order” to get this started.

poppajoe49 January 20, 2013 at 10:17 pm

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Maybe they can get Moochelle to do it. At least the evolution won’t be that different.

ooddballz January 21, 2013 at 9:40 am

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Hell Poppa, if the money is right they can choose between Barry, Biden, and Gore. Any of the three would sell their soul for a few bucks, so a gender change would not be out of the question.

Of course, The Mooch might need a gender change to mother the kid too……..

flashingscotsman January 21, 2013 at 10:54 am

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Is ACORN working on getting the little one pre-registered as a Democrat in Chicago?

JPTravis January 21, 2013 at 5:00 pm

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Harvard: where all the smart people are.