War in Saudi Arabia. Large groups of baboons have invaded a village called Al Qunfudah, occupying homes and endangering lives. “The baboons… are well aware of what they are doing,” said one resident. “The assault on the village is not random, as some believe. They proceed according to studied plans. That’s why their attacks do not fail.” But hey, at least people are keeping baby girls veiled as they retreat from the baboons – that’s progress, right?