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War in Saudi Arabia. Large groups of baboons have invaded a village called Al Qunfudah, occupying homes and endangering lives. “The baboons… are well aware of what they are doing,” said one resident. “The assault on the village is not random, as some believe. They proceed according to studied plans. That’s why their attacks do not fail.” But hey, at least people are keeping baby girls veiled as they retreat from the baboons – that’s progress, right?

Contributed on February 4, 2013 by J.P. Travis, who has submitted 614 posts. Author's website.

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PsychoDad February 4, 2013 at 9:34 am

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Wow, this could almost be a movie, huh?

JPTravis February 4, 2013 at 9:38 am

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“You maniacs! You blew it all up!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb4eZ7Z5yk8

sa_rose February 5, 2013 at 10:58 am

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They didn’t blow it up. It was just buried in sand due to shifting ocean currents and global warming.

CO2Insanity February 4, 2013 at 9:44 am

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Must be CIA trained baboons.

poppajoe49 February 4, 2013 at 1:51 pm

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But they look like Al-Qaeda.

Joe Redfield February 4, 2013 at 9:49 am

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Is the dateline on this story Saudi Arabia or Washington, DC?

Not so silent February 4, 2013 at 11:06 am

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Apes-1, Cavemen-0

CO2Insanity February 4, 2013 at 1:31 pm

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Sounds like a new Geico commercial for the middle east. So simple a baboon can do it.

operanerd1986 February 4, 2013 at 1:04 pm

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The Saudis must not have very many guns; otherwise there would be a lot of dead baboons in the village.

Not so silent February 4, 2013 at 2:29 pm

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Only the army, police and religious police have guns, that’s why the baboons are winning….

operanerd1986 February 4, 2013 at 3:14 pm

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Those are the sort of gun laws I would expect in a country like Saudi Arabia.

JPTravis February 4, 2013 at 5:30 pm

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That’s why baboons don’t invade villages in Texas.

Fenster314 February 4, 2013 at 11:01 pm

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“Assault” rifles would be the perfect match for baboon hunting.

flashingscotsman February 6, 2013 at 6:08 pm

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Nothing a well-placed .22 round couldn’t solve.

Hmmmm, I wonder if I can find any recipes for roasted baboon?

JPTravis February 6, 2013 at 8:42 pm

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Eating monkeys is how AIDS started… or maybe it was Ebola.

Not so silent February 6, 2013 at 9:28 pm

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I don’t think it was “eating apes”, I think it was more along the lines of what they do to us in congress……every day..without the kiss first.

Progressive Hemrrhoid February 4, 2013 at 3:01 pm

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Between Al-Qaeda and the Baboons, how does one tell the difference?

CO2Insanity February 4, 2013 at 3:15 pm

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The baboons are better looking.

sa_rose February 5, 2013 at 10:59 am

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And smell better

flashingscotsman February 6, 2013 at 6:13 pm

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“The main reason that the baboons are difficult to stymie is because of their high intelligence. They easily match wits with those out to drive them away.”

Ok, so baboons are smarter than Muslims. This is news?

PsychoDad February 6, 2013 at 8:51 pm

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Ha, don’t get cocky, they are bright and are a match for anyone.
/OK, maybe the Ayrabs are a little easier.

whiskeyriver February 4, 2013 at 3:54 pm

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Look for the sheetheads. Those are not the baboons.

Joe February 5, 2013 at 12:49 am

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Clearly the baboons are under the spell of some sort of sorcery and need to be beheaded… If they used that line the baboons would be extinct by March.