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UPDATE: The winner is Al, comment #27:
“Our aggressive leaders, in a prior administration, did untold damage to the German infrastructure during the Second World War. For that I want to apologize. Chancellor Merkel, I have taken steps to assure you that such an atrocity can never happen again.”
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Merkel Thought Bubble: “Does this guy ever shut-up?”
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“how do you say ‘once black you never turn back’ in german?
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Umm, Michelle’s butt is way bigger than that!
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Merkel:
What are you babbling about!? Ohh please, somebody get this man his teleprompter!!
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“So then I said…Um..Ah..Because America um is uh..(laughs) Jet lag and Hamas had me out late, those crazy guys, ah, they sure know how to set off some fireworks. So I eh think that…Excuse me..Would you mind scrolling up, I lost my place…”
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Merkel: “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout Willis!?”
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“What you talkin’ ’bout Barry?”
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Merkel thought bubble:
“I should have left this prick at Buchenwald”
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OK, here’s a good one. A Catholic, a Jew, and a Muslim walk into the UN….
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Merkel : They really voted for this guy? Another American egotist! What am I having for lunch? Can I interrupt him, yet? If he tells me how important his election was ….one more time — I – I am go…. Did I feed the cat this morning? I would so like a beer for lunch. Oh, come on, I know you are the first black president and you want to apologize for the D-day invasion… I really have to go the bathroom…
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Really, it’s THIS BIG!
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My administration has promised increased transparency…so…uhh…on behalf of the United States I’d like to present you with a transparent collection of DVDs.
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He should have been one of Hitler’s experiments. She thinks to herself….
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Merkel: Dude, keep yours eyes off of my teleprompter!
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Merkel: This is amazing! I am standing right here, and I can’t see the guy with his hand up his backside working the controls.
(Think about it, for some it will take a second)
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“Dayum, I came this close to calling you Eva Braun.”
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“So, umm, with Great Britain, I took, umm, the bust of Winston Churchill, umm, like this and handed it back, umm, like this. Is there something, umm, I could give back to you? Perhaps, umm, perhaps, umm… line please, my teleprompter is now in German.”
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Merkel: Where’s the panzers when you need them…
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Obama: we can print more dollars, and you can buy them and we’ll all live happily ever after.
Merkel (thought bubble): how do you say Blödian in English?
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Merkel: I always heard Americans liked big boobs but this is ridiculous.
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Obama: I got a uh 5 dolla footlong at uh subway this morning.
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Obama: Nazi? … I meant to say yahtzee!
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Merkel: “You’ve gotta be sh*tting me!”
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Obama: “If only the Germans would have…um… finished the job and killed all the Jews, then America wouldn’t have to uh… allow the Iranians to get the nuke.”
Merkel: “Black muslim jew hating American president say what?”
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I don’t care if you are that big, Mr. Obama…I’m not interested.
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Visiting your county has inspired me to emulate Hitler. Just recently, I have found that I am a decendant of him. They don’t call me the One for nothing, I have a gift you know.
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Our aggressive leaders, in a prior administration, did untold damage to the German infrastructure during the Second World War. For that I want to apologize. Chancellor Merkel, I have taken steps to assure you that such an atrocity can never happen again.
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I gots uh 5 dolla footlong at da subway dis mornin! revised for you David! lol.
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“Ya see Hil you’re an idiot, but I’m a bigger Idiot.”
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Unlike my criminal predecessor, I ended torture in the United States. Psst, (I rely on rendition. Great results. You should try it. Makes waterboarding look like Childs play.)
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Pictured above is German Chancellor Merkel (on right) getting a demonstration from President Obama as he holds his new portable invisible teleprompter.
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My wife is out of town…and you are looking very good to me!
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obama: now 60 years ago…you were all nazis…not that i have anything against nazis…
merkel thought: how did he get elected?
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Obama: “My plan for the development of a civilian security force, as well as other youth organizations, is WAY different from what Hitler was doing in Germany, right Merkel?”
Merkel (thinking to herself): “…and your country’s liberals constantly referred to Bush as Hitler. Oh, the irony.”
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“Please tell me you like me!”
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No. No. No. Never intend to snub you. Just couldn’t make Berlin, couldn’t do a walkabout, no time for a more public address or for formal talks. But just wait till you see how I publicly snub Sarkozy. He thinks he can get away with calling me inexperienced.
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Jeez Angela,I feel bad about it but you have to be a Queen to get an Ipod.
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Obama: “Ich bin ein Berliner!”
Merkel: “yo mamma, maybe.”
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congrats Al, you lucky bastard! haha.
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Congratulations Al! Good job!
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Thank you all for the congrats. But bama is the one who should get the credit. If it wasn’t for him, I would have never won a tee shirt.
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Isn’t that a little like Bob Cratchit thanking Scrooge for the really pathetic Christmas dinner? (the one he had before the angels knocked some sense into Scrooge’s pea-soup- thick brain?) And you are welcome. Good job!