Weiner comes up short. In fundraising, that is.
After a pregnant pause, Representative Anthony Weiner has officially pulled out of the New York City mayoralty race.
“He is out for sure,” an elected official confirmed.
And size does matter, at least when it comes to a candidate’s campaign funds. Weiner said the primary reason for getting out of the race is the size of Mayor Bloomberg’s war chest.
“In this case, a sports analogy is apt: If one football team has 110 players on the field, the team with 11 has a hard time getting through the blocking and tackling on the crowded turf,” Weiner lamented.
We hope someone puts together one of those celebrity insult dinners for this guy, just so we can run a headline that says, “Weiner roast big success.”
Source: New York Post
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