What if they gave a rally for Elizabeth Warren and nobody came? Crap, maybe everyone thought Obama was coming too. It’s hard to believe, after all, the woman is 1/32 Jeep Cherokee.

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poppajoe49 November 3, 2012 at 11:48 pm

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They’re all out stuffing ballot boxes for her.

RobertW November 4, 2012 at 1:41 am

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y’know what?
i could pick these ppl apart very nearly on the contribution, of BOA.

so, that guy with the steepled fingers? does anybody wonder how he can (here’s the church, here’s the steeple, open the door, see all the people)
i wondered to whom and for what he was apparently praying, SINCE this man doesn’t seem to be a reviler, indeed in my view, newly revised and ammended by many here on IHTM, the commenter (me) chooses to believe we have pictographic evidence, that many Christ following warriors are Indeed seeking the (again, definite article) peace which surpasseth all understanding, at the same time, mayhap, and this is merely conjecture according t’my worldview aka philosophy, photobombing the freaks. just shifting y’all’s worldview. maybe. :D

Big Al November 4, 2012 at 2:20 am

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I don’t know where the supporters were but all of the voters were recently seen at Chick-fil-A.

RobertW November 4, 2012 at 2:42 am
Dan November 4, 2012 at 3:54 am

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I think that was a rally for all the folks who have been successful since n0bama was sworn in back in 2009.

RobertW November 4, 2012 at 4:21 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsmdF6Nir6g&feature=related

here kitteh kitteh. :)

we’ve been swearing ever since, even though we’re not s’osed to.

in case my brothers and cisterns sisteren

y’all know whom you blong to:

just so the Baptists don’t think i’m slighting them, and i’m only presuming Dan, that you’ll understand my alluditudinousness w/this song. If not, oil well.
oh well. let me sow some grace amongst us, by our Gracious Redeemer. through him, by him, and for him. let it ever be so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsmdF6Nir6g&feature=related

Missile Command November 4, 2012 at 4:13 am

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What a joke. Even street performers playing a guitar for money get bigger and more enthusiastic crowds.

Big Al November 4, 2012 at 4:40 am

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If you listen you can hear mimes clapping.

RobertW November 4, 2012 at 5:12 am

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWV2wpgMdHs
mimes’ll do anything for a buck
hey punchy pilaters, you who think you want to avoid the issue, pontius pilate went crazy.

hisham November 4, 2012 at 5:59 am

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I actually think those people standing around were waiting for the bus.

flashingscotsman November 4, 2012 at 9:22 am

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I figured the crowd size was about to double, when the rest of her supporters got off the bus. Or was the bus showing up so someone could be thrown under it?

PsychoDad November 4, 2012 at 9:47 am

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Bravo sir!

Progressive Hemrrhoid November 4, 2012 at 5:35 am

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Fauxahontas’s support is directly proportional to how close to Harvard the supporters are. People who work want nothing to do with the lying scrote.

RobertW November 4, 2012 at 6:34 am

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lol fokeahauntus. :D i dig it.

PsychoDad November 4, 2012 at 9:48 am

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aka Dances-With-Truth.

MKR148 November 4, 2012 at 5:44 am

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Fail!!!! LMAO!!!

Trickie November 4, 2012 at 6:00 am

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maybe nobody had a reservation ?

hisham November 4, 2012 at 6:01 am

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Now that here Jeep Cherokee nation has been sold to the Chinese is going to try and make everybody think she’s chinese? Maybe she’ll become 1/32 Chinakee or Cherokese.

redabogado November 4, 2012 at 7:14 pm

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Did you say Cheap Cherokee?

CO2Insanity November 4, 2012 at 8:06 am

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Was that the sound of one hand clapping I heard in the background?

PsychoDad November 4, 2012 at 9:49 am

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I thought I heard a fat lady clearing her throat to sing . . .

Neo-7 November 4, 2012 at 8:59 am

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With a slight change to the Coulter phrase — Maybe dancing with racecard isn’t working out so well .

PsychoDad November 4, 2012 at 9:50 am

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I was laughing and then started laughing even harder when I realized what this reminded me of:

http://youtu.be/UE7y42cXPRs