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What the left will say if Obama loses… Yeah, raaaaacism is an obvious one, but the pompous, self-righteous, bombastic left never was very original. We say, “Go Romney!” and let the left talk to our hand… or more precisely, just one finger.

Contributed on November 5, 2012 by Bonfire of the Absurdities, who has submitted 2775 posts.

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PsychoDad November 5, 2012 at 2:33 pm

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They’ll blame the virulently right-wing major media for distorting Sock Puppet’s record, whaddya think?

ooddballz November 5, 2012 at 3:03 pm

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Who cares WHAT they say, as long as they say PRESIDENT Romney.

RobertW November 5, 2012 at 3:11 pm

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president’s golf outings they’re actually using code to tie him to the sexual improprieties of Tiger Woods

???? tiger’s a fag?
i just thought he was an abusive adulterer.

hmmm go figure.

Navyvet2 November 5, 2012 at 3:26 pm

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Raaaacccciisssssstttttt!
Plus one certain DNC media hack will probably say the tingle is no longer up his leg while looking like a deer in the headlights. Boooo effen hooo. I hope he jumps off a tall building.

C_Strasburger November 5, 2012 at 3:58 pm

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That would, clearly, be the right thing for that loser to do….so don’t hold your breath!

C_Strasburger November 5, 2012 at 3:57 pm

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Who gives a rats’ (moochelle) fat azz, what they say? There’s not a brain among them…obviously….

Karmaa November 5, 2012 at 4:37 pm

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They will say that Republicans cheated. That Hurricane Sandy messed it all up for him. That Fox news lied. That it’s Bush’s fault. That America is racist. That Romney lied. That Biden is senile. That the media didn’t try hard enough to protect Obama from Benghazi. That Candy Crowley didn’t do her job. And that’s just a start….

C_Strasburger November 5, 2012 at 4:44 pm

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Point being, and history is quite clear on this….they, liberals, will never, ever accept any responsibility for their own ineptitude, incompetence, ignorance, or blatent stupidity. It is who they are, and that anyone could possibly consider voting for them, any of them, speaks volumes to the stupidity of Americans today…..

Yes, I said it….

sa_rose November 6, 2012 at 9:59 pm

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So nopw it looks like he’s pulled out a win, can we make the same excuses? Especially since cheating and fraud have already been identified? Of course if the Electoral college would actually do their job, they could still pull this out for Romney. But I’m not holding my breath.

Alien November 5, 2012 at 4:51 pm

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They will say that Romney was actually born in Mexico, and is a puppet of the Illuminati

Neo-7 November 5, 2012 at 5:02 pm

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Alien , you say more than you imagine .

Alien November 5, 2012 at 5:11 pm

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LDS has been a useful tool for the Illuminati since the late 70′s. The Temple permitted ordaining of blacks into priesthood as part of an intricate arrangement, which also involves radical restructuring of tax code, charity flows, and the Swiss/Templar Banking System. The Romneys were strong players in decades long negotiations in quiet corridors of power.

Just made all that up, but I know how the craziest lefties put things together

RobertW November 5, 2012 at 5:23 pm

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The Deity of Jesus Christ is a fundamental doctrine of Christianity, yet the Mormons deny this truth. Exalting man to “god status” is apparently alright, but Jesus Christ is not acknowledged as the eternal Son of God in the Mormon church. The Mormon Jesus was a preexisting spirit who was exalted, just as Mormon followers hope to be exalted someday.
basically no dif between a moron and a mussleman. imo.
just more evidence that barry’s not a Christ person at all, or they’d definitely have used this to smear him and them, maybe the wanted as much of the moron vote as they could get, and attacking the cult would’ve been counterproductive and contraindicated.

PsychoDad November 5, 2012 at 5:33 pm

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Jehovah’s Witlesses are pretty shaky there too, and hearken back to the ancient Arian heresy, and I think the Pentecostals are what’s called Modalists, meaning there isn’t really a Trinity — and while it’s an interesting discussion of comparative theology, I’m not sure how much significance it might have to whoever is in the Oval Office.

RobertW November 5, 2012 at 5:58 pm

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your point is well taken.
imo individual righteousness is what’s important, I think it’s necessary that the representative of our nation has more than a passing acquaintance with the truth. Frankly, I don’t know that much about Romney, and frankly I would that it was a Ryan/Romney ticket, but I definitely don’t see barry having even That close an acquaintance with truth, and this has less to do with where one spends the afterlife, than the credibility one personally holds.

Alien November 5, 2012 at 5:56 pm

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Who DARES downvote the 7th Myrmidon of the Silver Rose, Initiate of Argence and Dragoon, Guardian of Grail and Coin?? I hold the kill-switch to a stupefying myriad of red thumbs in a gilded vault under Zurich.. perhaps not this very one, however.. a matter of hours to test, methinks.. charter flights, navigate catacombs.. oh I’ve been remiss.. I will require ID

RobertW November 5, 2012 at 6:04 pm

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http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.4539356030897610&pid=15.1
psst alien, is that this weeks pass symbol?
or is it the eyed pyramid, i always get confused…

Alien November 5, 2012 at 6:22 pm

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LOL.. I’ll step out of character for a sec to confess I laughed out loud at that, then my youngest looks over at tablet… “what daddy?”, sees logo, then gives me quizzical WTF look

Neo-7 November 5, 2012 at 5:04 pm

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I’ve already seen this on most the Liberal puke sites that they wonder if the election will be stolen from Obama .

Deep down they all know Its Bush’s fault .

C_Strasburger November 5, 2012 at 5:47 pm

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And deep down, we know it requires a brain; the ability to formulate a rational thought on your own to vote Conservative…..And deeper down, we all KNOW they are all idiots…. Cannot imagine being a lemming……

Joe Redfield November 5, 2012 at 5:23 pm

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BO will go right under the bus, because anything else would cast doubt on the Progressive prescription(borrow, spend, repeat) and they can’t admit they are wrong about anything.

Elrond Hubbard November 5, 2012 at 5:29 pm

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Obama lost because:

1. Americans are racist!!!
2. Americans are stupid!!
3. Voter suppression by the Rethuglicans!!
4. Right wing talk radio!
5. The corporate media!
6. The Koch brothers!
7. Carl Rove!
8. Faux News!!
9. Romney lied!!
10. Fundamentalist Christians!
11. Rush Limbaugh!!
12. Voter fraud!!!

I don’t care what these leftist imbeciles say so long as they keep their promises to leave the country in the event of a Romeny victory. One thing for certain, they will never, ever, admit that their candidate is a failure.

danybhoy November 5, 2012 at 5:38 pm

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All of the above will be true, but will the MSM admit they lost as well?

RKae November 5, 2012 at 6:25 pm

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They’ll say…

“White girl bleed a lot!”

Brace yourselves.

hisham November 5, 2012 at 10:03 pm

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I miss so much of the good stuff by working swings!

RKae November 5, 2012 at 10:35 pm

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It’s time you got away from the swings. Maybe you can get moved to the monkey bars. Or, actually, all the real fun happens over at the slide!

hisham November 6, 2012 at 9:03 am

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HA HA! (snort)

Not so silent November 5, 2012 at 11:22 pm

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I don’t give a damn what they say as long as one of the things they do say is “goodbye”…

GhostntheMachine November 6, 2012 at 2:02 am

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Here’s a little wishful thinking warm up to go with your morning {_}3 java to start what for many here will be a very long day.

http://www.blinkx.com/watch-video/hit-the-road-jack-ray-charles/PYvIxeYyHi-ktVsKrUh42g

drb November 6, 2012 at 2:29 am

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mornin’ Ghost…*wipes sleepies from eyes* keep an eye on the results while I work the day away…(after my son and I go vote that is, after which I expect he will spend his day on the xbox…*youth*)

GhostntheMachine November 6, 2012 at 3:08 am

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{_}3 Will do, getting started now and going to quit about noon or 1, catch up on paperwork in front of the tv/radio/interwebz and just kinda soak it all up. This is huge, sounds cliched but it’s true.

Have the obligatory adult beverages on ice for later to either dance in the streets or drown in. It’s time people, let’s do this.

Have a great day. That’s kinda funny too, the feeling of community and sharing this historic day with all my friends here all because of a couple electrons zipping through time and space. Wow, how Zen.

Get to it and I’m sure we’ll all see you back here in the lounge for tthe final countdown.

drb November 6, 2012 at 4:21 am

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Ok so we voted, just got bsck home, drop son of,f about to head out the door to work…have to tell y’all about this morning later…It made me smile alot. Thanks for the coffee!

RobertW November 6, 2012 at 12:54 pm

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uMqQ4y2B2k&feature=fvst

do tell.

GhostntheMachine November 6, 2012 at 1:10 pm

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My daughter would kill for that hair, looking for shampoo & conditioner and stylist tips. lol

Progressive Hemrrhoid November 6, 2012 at 4:59 am

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The liberals can take their race card and cram it up the same orifice they keep their heads.

RobertW November 6, 2012 at 12:55 pm

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sideways!