WHITE HOUSE WEST WING EVACUATED DUE TO SMOKE. Nothing to see here, just a visit from Obama’s old Choom Gang buddies. All is well. Now where’s that case of Cheetos the White House Chef was supposed to bring?

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Ruben May 11, 2013 at 6:56 am

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White House West Wing evacuated due to smoke.

No word on whether or not staff had time to grab all the mirrors on the way out.

poppajoe49 May 12, 2013 at 4:29 am

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They were practicing blowing smoke up our asses. After all, the UN gun ban is still on the table.

stinkfoot May 11, 2013 at 6:57 am

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One of Øbama’s teleprompters committed suicide?

Bonfire of the Absurdities May 11, 2013 at 7:01 am

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Smoke? Maybe wood burning? Someone in the WH trying to THINK or something?

Progressive Hemrrhoid May 11, 2013 at 7:05 am

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Oh,oh, there goes Prez. Quagmire’s stash!!

sifi May 11, 2013 at 7:07 am

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Burning the Benghazi papers that weren’t redacted?

Joe Redfield May 11, 2013 at 7:10 am

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Joe Biden playing with matches?

Navyvet2 May 11, 2013 at 9:21 am

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Just Jay Carneybarker blowing smoke up the asses of the Obama-adoring-asskissing-White-House-press-corps.

Sidekick May 11, 2013 at 10:16 am

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Choom Gang in town?

Big Al May 11, 2013 at 10:34 am

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Sounds like they may have conjured up a hell mouth.

hisham May 11, 2013 at 10:38 am

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Moochelle burning her hair in the curling iron?

deepthinker May 11, 2013 at 10:51 am

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Must have been from the podium bursting into smoke from the lies that the carney barker has been telling lately.

GhostntheMachine May 11, 2013 at 11:26 am

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Beat me, except I was gonna say his pants. Liar, Liar…

whiskeyriver May 12, 2013 at 7:12 am

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You would think someone as smart as the Obummer would know how to bake Maui Wowee brownies. OOPS! I forgot. Moochell doesn’t allow brownies in the White House.

poppajoe49 May 12, 2013 at 9:02 am

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Except for her secret pig out stash.