Women’s Unclean Breasts Cause Diarrhoea, Says Egypt Prime Minister Hisham Qandil. In his case they probably would because he’d crap his pants if he ever saw a pair of bodacious ta-ta’s.

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wooo000woah February 6, 2013 at 9:03 am

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sure, maybe if they’re smeared in crap and unwashed for a week, then licked like an ice cream cone!

how do these guys get away with coming up with anything they can possibly dream of and issuing some arbitrary fatwa and boom its law with thousands saying “hey, Imam said its ok! We can go rape children, foreigners, anyone not close to us or not moslem!”

ooddballz February 6, 2013 at 9:16 am

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Well, in that case I volunteer to be the official breast washer for the good looking ones, all in the name of hygiene of course.

whiskeyriver February 8, 2013 at 6:48 am

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Lol…In my younger days when Jim Beam was a constant companion in my diet I “cleaned” quite a few nipples. I don’t remember getting the squirts from the cleaning but I really wasn’t paying much attention either.

flashingscotsman February 8, 2013 at 8:46 am

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You probably never cleaned any that were as dirty as a Muslim’s in Egypt.

That’d be like licking a goat’s butt.

Alien February 6, 2013 at 9:19 am

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Is he talking about baby squirts? Retard. Check your water supply, third worlder

whiskeyriver February 8, 2013 at 6:51 am

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And what the mother is eating too. All the over educated dummies just don’t get it, what the breast feeding mother eats the child eats too.

JPTravis February 6, 2013 at 9:49 am

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“Diarrhoea.” Hmph. I can never spell that word anyway and now the Brits are changing the spelling?

GhostntheMachine February 6, 2013 at 5:46 pm

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They left the pictionary in the boot after changing the tyre.

sa_rose February 7, 2013 at 11:09 am

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Actually, they have ALWAYS spelled it that way. We changed it.

Dan February 6, 2013 at 9:59 am

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So, is this resulting in the Breast Police running around the desert with rolls of toilet paper (or worse corn cobs) following the trails of squirts in order to catch abusers?

J.P. Travis February 6, 2013 at 10:06 am

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They’re simply trying to nip the problem in the bud.

Not so silent February 6, 2013 at 12:26 pm

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Here come the booby puns…:)

Not so silent February 6, 2013 at 12:29 pm

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Eventually they are going to all behead each other for one imaginary injustice or another…Naughty boobies…whoda thought they can cause diarrhea? Perhaps what we need to do is drop several million porno pictures of ladies who are well built into the middle east..they will shit themselves to death…

Progressive Hemrrhoid February 6, 2013 at 5:43 pm

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Silly me, and here I was thinking that most Sheethead males ended up getting sick because they fornicate with goats.

flashingscotsman February 6, 2013 at 9:45 pm

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Babies being breastfed having sex with goats already? They start them young, don’t they?

poppajoe49 February 7, 2013 at 7:49 am

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Typical of a sexually repressed people. In the meantime, the populace are out gang raping women in the streets.

sa_rose February 7, 2013 at 11:13 am

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Over the centuries men have feared women, apparently due to their ability to create life, as well as to bleed profusely every month and not die. In civilized countries, this is less of a problem. Notice I said civilized. And for centuries all babies, everywhere were exclusively breast fed. Since diarrhea is atal in infants without treatment, these morons wouldn’t even be on the face of the earth to make such ridiculous claims.

Alien February 7, 2013 at 9:53 pm

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Men longed blamed the womenfolk for their own lusts. Vile temptresses! Many Islamic men still suffer under this weakness and fallacy.

flashingscotsman February 8, 2013 at 8:49 am

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I’d change many to most.

sa_rose February 8, 2013 at 12:19 pm

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All?

Alien February 8, 2013 at 1:28 pm

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Not all.. perhaps most, I’ll agree. There are some decent secular style muslim dudes out there, who root for the ladies. Depending on territory in which they reside, can be extremely risky

flashingscotsman February 8, 2013 at 10:42 pm

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Personally, I don’t call those ones Muslim, even though they think of themselves that way. Any more than I would call someone who doesn’t follow the teachings of Christ a Christian. Or someone who doesn’t follow the teachings of Buddha a Buddhist.

ooddballz February 7, 2013 at 1:40 pm

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Over the centuries men have feared women, because men are smarter than we get credit for.

sa_rose February 8, 2013 at 12:20 pm

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And women are far smarter than men have given US credit for! LOL