You’re going to die. World leaders admit no global warming treaty will be passed.

November 17, 2009, 7:05 am · 4 comments

Gordon Brown demonstrates the liberal masturbation that is global warming.

Gordon Brown demonstrates the liberal masturbation that is global warming.

Copenhagen, we were told, was our last chance to save the world from global warming.

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown set the ominous tone a few weeks ago when he said we had just 50 days to save the world. “If we do not reach a deal at this time,” Brown warned, “let us be in no doubt: once the damage from unchecked emissions growth is done, no retrospective global agreement, in some future period, can undo that choice….”

“… the Copenhagen agreement is almost certainly the world’s last chance to put global emissions onto a trajectory that can keep us out of the danger zone,” European Environment Commissioner Stavros Dimas added.

That was then. This is now. And world leaders now agree that no meaningful agreement will be arrived at in Copenhagen. It hasn’t even come up for debate in the United States Senate. China and India want us to give them billions of dollars so they can continue their wicked ways. And the people of the world don’t believe a word of this nonsense.

There’s only one thing to do:

Call an attorney. Get a will written. Make sure your affairs are in order. And buy some future beachfront property in Denver. Because if the socialists of the world weren’t lying, the oceans will soon be lapping at your feet.

Gordon Brown and Stavros Dimas said so.

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vh5150 November 17, 2009, 7:32 am at 7:32 am

Soon, here in Arizona, it will be a much shorter drive to the beach. This is good news.

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matthew s harrison November 17, 2009, 10:44 am at 10:44 am

I have always wished there were salt water fish in the great lakes-no long plane ride to go deep sea fishing-AWESOME.

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JustAl November 17, 2009, 2:53 pm at 2:53 pm

Sorry Matthew,
According to GoreBull Warming Dogma, the polar ice caps will melt which will decrease the salinity of the oceans.

The really good news is that now for the hundreth time, we’ve been told “it’s now or never,” and, well, it ain’t now, so maybe they will just shut up (yeah, right).

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Tom Usher December 24, 2009, 9:30 am at 9:30 am

Well, Brown is all over the map ideologically. However, we are subject to an 11-year solar cycle and El Nino and La Nina, volcano eruptions, deforestation, etc., and way too much carbon burning.

Once upon a time, cigarette smoking didn’t cause lung cancer said the exact same greedy, self-centered, lying group that is saying massive, human carbon-burning and other activities contributing to a rise in various greenhouse gases (admitted to by that laissez-faire capitalist crowd) doesn’t change the climate.

Where does all that misinformation come from? It comes from Texas and Oklahoma (oil), Russia (oil and gas), Canada (huge, filthy tar sands and oil), Saudi Arabia (oil), of course Exxon (which is economically larger than the vast majority of countries), and King Coal in the U.S., which loves to cut off the tops of mountains to get at seams of filthy coal because their time on this Earth is short and they don’t give a damn about the destruction they leave behind. Think about it.

Merry Christmas

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