
Year-end guide to progressive sexuality: LGBTQQIAAP2SB. They keep adding letters to the vicronym (an acronym of victims… we just invented that word). The letters stand for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning, Queer, Intersex, Asexual, Allies, Pansexual, Two-spirit, and Bestiality fans. Now you’re ready for another year of the culture war.
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Pansexual? What kind of freak gets off on kitchenware?
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I think it has something to do with Peter Pan, not kitchenware.
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No think pandemic, everywhere, everything, they are the “whatever” deviants
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So no matter what’s happening in the bedroom, they don’t panic?
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And they do it with panache.
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Oh gosh…I think we opened pandora’s box here.
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Let’s not cheapAN the experience.
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Don’t pander to her.
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No need to celebrate the whole pantheon of sexual deviancy.
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It’s pure pandemonium.
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No need for us to act like pansies.
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or pantywaists for that matter
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Oh what’s the matter, JP? Got your panties in a wad?
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Don’t be a pane, woman.
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does it really cuz you such pangs to be nice to me? Or is this some new version of pulling ones pigtails?
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Talk about the pan calling the kettle black!
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you overexpanded yourself on that one.
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Heh heh, he said “box.”
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she. and I knew one of you guys would make a comment on that.
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Oops, beg your pardon.
/Heh heh, that’s what SHE said!
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Speaking of Pandora’s BOX………..
And I thought it was doing something kinky with a pan flute!
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OMG… is happening
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Yes, we’ve finally cured our pun habit… by developing a pan habit.
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It is a Pan’s Labyrinth…
:-/ I tried…
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Participation in nonsense can be a panacea for the realities that dampen our mood.
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Sounds more like a pandemic.
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it’s a panopoly of puns
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LOLOLOLOLOL
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Kimmy, is that Thweetness giving you the thumbs down?
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Now Barb, how can you forget Fweetness?
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LOL! I always get the lithp wrong.
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Yes! My stalker is out and about this New Year’s. On other threads too. It is hilarious. I feel so special.
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I don’t understand stupidity. I would ask you to explain but I really don’t care enough to read an explanation on that nonsensical comment.
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TD,…………….MO.
Besides, even in his stupid remarks, he is factually incorrect.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCpPEnwQe3Q
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be careful with kitchenware sex, because spooning leads to forking
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OMG that is a good one…
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I can’t believe I go away for a few weeks, and come back to this panorama!
Hope you all had a great kwanzaa!
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Hey there kiddo! Good to see you back.
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Thanks =) It took 3 extra days to get home, including an unplanned night in Frankfurt. I had two suitcases full of German food which made it relatively unscathed, and 7 out of 8 contraband Cuban cigars made it through as well (1 exploded from the pressure, I guess). I decided to not try the Kinder-eggs this time, since they now carry a fine of up to $10,000 – but when I smuggle them from Canada, it’s $500 max. LOL I get such a thrill from breaking the law.
Anyway, glad to be home!
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What! no kinder-eggs? but, but, but I really miss ‘em. As my daughter says…”ugh, sad face”
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I have shirt-tail relatives in Germany. I should have sent you around to toilet paper their houses.
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Welcome back Karmaa!
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*Hugs* <3
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Hi! Yes Kwanzaa was good
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I see you have a stalker Kimmy! I’m jealous!
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Yes the hater is back stalking me and putting td on inocuous posts. It is probably the racist or the RP walking boner whom I smacked down a few days ago. Anyway I am in top form LOL
If you want a hater that could be one of your resolutions for the New Year
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So that’s Karmaa’s New Year’s resolution? She’s determined to gain a stalker?
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Well a fweetness at least.
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Maybe even a Precious and Sweet Hips too! Karmaa’s got talent.
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Most Commiecrats are into necrophilia and other perversions too sick to even attempt to describe. While I really don’t care what somebody does in the privacy of their own home, I have to draw the line when they try to teach impressionable young minds that these things are normal behavior.
Immoral is immoral, some things can not be rationalized away.
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As Confucius say:
Man who have sex with donkey make ass of himself.
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I’d call you a sado-masochistic zoophilistic necrophile, but that would just be flogging a dead horse.
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Ha! very good.
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I am so ready to believe he actually said that because that would be good.
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Nah, I made it up. But Confucius really did say:
Man who have sex with sheep is very ba-a-a-d.
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lol I remembered this when I read that:
http://youtu.be/NYcROqKRCIE
I was a Michael Rosenbaum fan for a long time hence why I saw that, I wasn’t looking for sheep/man love on youtube lol
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You never know what you’ll find on the interwebs. One time, I was wondering how the latex paint I planned on using would interact with the surface I was going to use it on. I did a search for latex bondage,…………………
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I’ll bet that made your paintbrush stand up straight.
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ha ha that is hilarious
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There wasn’t much about how the paint was going to work. That’s ok, after looking diligently at each entry, (258,000), I didn’t have time to do the painting.
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Crowley and Xpeespotman?
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Homonecrobestopedophiliacs?
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Short version: homophiliac. Which sounds like a gay person who bleeds a lot.
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That. is. just. nasty…
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FffreCvdVow
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Next up for left-leaning clergy of the Bay State:
“By the authority vested in me by the state of Massachusetts, I now pronounce thee man and wife. Sir, you may kiss your ass.”
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Your assumption that the donkey would be the wife shows how desperately you need progressive sensitivity training.
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“I now pronounce thee person and beast, er, I mean living being and living being”
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Nobody said they had to be living.
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LOL & EWWWW
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Yeah! What flashibngscotsman said! They could be, say, a rock. Nice and hard …
Oh BOOOO!!! LOL!
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Caution. NSFW.
http://pinterest.com/pin/6192518208380320/
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They probably can’t figure out why they get so many single male one-night campers…
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… with a need for first aid to treat multiple abrasions …
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Imagine my surprise, when I saw that for the first time. I was a roller operator paving the road that goes past within plain view of it. I’m rolling back and forth, in a seat that faces to the side, when I saw it. Back and forth, back and forth. Then I took a break and walked over for a closer look. I was quite amazed, but there was nobody to show it to. So I brought a camera the next day.
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Do we dare ask how you posed in front of the rock?
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My camera back in the day had no self timer. I just wanted to document the rock. Now, when I go back with some models for a photo shoot in the dark, I’ll post a link.
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” Woe unto them that call evil good and good evil , who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness , who substitute what is bitter for what is sweet and what is sweet for what is bitter .”
Anything goes but what is good or normal .
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Ewwww gross!!
we are going the way of Rome. It didnt end well… Just sayin’
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This is why I sometimes choose to live in my own world, because the world we live in is just stupid.
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and gross…
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…and gross
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Obama gonna kill Mrs Clinton. Wow gonna be weird when she happens to die of “natural causes” tomarrow.Chicago politics ROCK! Ask Brightbart and Mrs Coma forever Clinton.
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You keep putting that all over the place, it doesnt really have anything to do with the topic at hand, however with that said, I wouldn’t be surprised if she dies of “natural causes” before she HAS TO BE FORCED to testify, but hopefully it wont be the case.
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And everyone will believe she just got sick. Rome fire/ fire Rome!!!!!
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Shit now im gonna have a “blood clot”
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Do you think Shes gonna get a nice parade and a big thanks for your service from Mr & Mrs Obama?
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Yeah. In a cortege.
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Gonna be an interesting year people!!!!
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What you want to bet Susan Rice gets the bends diving next week?
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Just swell, now I have to be careful when I say I want a piece of ass.
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Im sorry but i think the Machine gonna silence her. And the sheepole are gonna believe she was sick?
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Once agian call me crazy next week. Thank you for letting be on your site.
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Back to the subject at hand.
If any man, and I mean ANY MAN, attempts to do the horizontal mambo with my Golden Retriever, they will have to add yet one more letter to the alphabet soup of sexual deviancy. E for eunuch.
Freaks.
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Oh great. I publish an updated vicronym and it’s already outdated.
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Things move fast in this crazy world of ours, JP.
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need another “s” in there for “straight”, it seems the people behind this monstrous vicronym want to be all inclusive, and further they have deemed straight people to be the most deviant of all.
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You are sadly right.
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Well then, if that’s the case, I’m proud to be a vigorous freak!
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I think we fall under the “Allies” category, so no, we don’t have to add an S. And stop trying to think of new letters.
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uhm, maybe you do (prolly not) but KQ and I most definitely do not!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Allie%20Bond
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How did you even find that? That’s just… just… (I give up)
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Now you’re learnin’
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considering what else is up on UD, that is one of the tamest
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Whoa!!! I feel like I need to wash my mouth out now, or rinse my eyes, or something ….
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Oh here…brain bleach, eye brillo, memory magic eraser, I’ve got the whole arsenal of cleaning agents as JP well knows…
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For real!
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drb! You pique my interest!
I didn’t think you knew of such things!
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She probably invented it.
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Oh boy! I think I’ll leave now. I don’t want to be around when she sees that!
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What I meant was that she invented the word definition in the urban dictionary. Tsk tsk, your mind is so filthy.
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Yeah, nice cover there JP. That was awful close to crossing a line.
And no, I am aware that anyone can post definitions for words used in the ever changing modern slang of the streets but I do not create new words nor their definitions. If anyone around here does that, well , that would be you, Mr. “Vicronym”.
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Yea, ok JP. If you say so.
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She bought it, poppa. I’m still alive.
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For now.
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JP…don’t be so sure of yourself…taking a cheap shot shows just how weak you are.
Poppa…exactly…for now
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Hope you had a great holiday season.
MUWAH!
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thank you poppa. hope you did as well.
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No comment.
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I didn’t until I looked it up. I didn’t trust JP’s assumption that Allies meant straight so I looked it up for my self
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Ewwww… most definetly not!
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It DOES sound interesting, though.
I’m sick. I need help.
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Welcome to the club.
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I like the term vicronym. That deserves to go up on UD
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Don’t forget the old “fork in the eye” trick. Primitive but effective.
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I guess I’m a transphobe..
after reading a few paragraphs, my initial “post-op or pre-op?” question shriveled into irrelevance
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You’re afraid of trains?
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No, that’s PANphobic, Alien. Fear of everything not normal.
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I’m all for tolerance, but that stuff with the transgendered guy at Evergreen State College in Olympia, WA really got to me.. if that was MY daughter, i’d have him in a bloody heap on the floor before anyone had a chance to brief me on the legalities
EDIT: some comments are priceless.. beyond the laugh-out-loud name Ranger Bagel, this tripe: Also, that’s within the context of the gender binary, which is an arbitrary social construction. or She was simply naked in a space where nudity is allowed. The issue here is that she has a penis HAHAHAHAAA fuckme
(linked to from the OP article: http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/college-allows-transgender-man-to-expose-himself-to-young-girls.html)
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I am in complete agreement with you there, Alien.
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Weirdness abounds
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Indeed…
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