Yo-Yo Ma and Itzak Perlman accused of torturing cats

February 21, 2009, 1:00 pm · 0 comments

It’s now leaked out that the inaugural musical offerings of Yo-Yo Ma, Itzhak Perlman, Gabriela Montero, and Anthony McGill were pre-recorded. What you heard was, in effect, the equivalent of instrumental lip-synching.

What these musical legends really played, what people sitting there in the stands actually heard, sounds remarkably similar to a roomful of cats being tortured.

NOTE: We condemn the torture of cats, but we are also condemn this god-awful screeching produced by musicians who are considered to be among the world’s best.

Prepare yourself. It’s not pretty.

Tagged as: Anthony McGill, Gabriela Montero, inaguration, Itzhak Perlman, Yo-Yo Ma

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