Hawaiian estate, $4000. 18 holes of golf, free. Protective fleet of gunboats, priceless.
American citizens, especially travelers, are feeling more uneasy after a near miss by an Islamic terrorist who tried to blow up an airliner on Christmas.
But don’t worry, President Barack Obama is snuggy safe in his $4,000 a day Hawaiian estate. A maritime security zone has even been established around the estate.
“According to the Coast Guard, the maritime security zone includes a portion of Kailua Bay, beginning at Kapoho Point and extending westward to the shoreline at Namala Place, near the Castles surf spot. The zone also includes the adjacent Kawainui Channel beginning at Kapoho Point to a point 85 yards mauka of the North Kalaheo Avenue Bridge.”
By the looks of the gunboats and Coast Guard craft in the area, they mean business, too.
If someone gets caught trying to break that security zone, they’ll be looking at a prison term up to 10 years.
Unless they’re suspected members of Al Qaeda or Taliban. They’ll be released immediately and issued an official presidential apology.
Source: Hot Air Pundit
- Written by Sven Waring
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Hey… You need gunboats (and hell why not some Gunships too?! Armed attack choppers to complete the set) to protect Michelle the Belle and her $635 HI vacation shoes. You guys know… the one’s the USA tax payer foots the bill (get it?! Foots the bill…LOL!) for!
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Google “michelle obama shoes” or similar phrase and you will see that she does not own a pair that costs less then $400! Wow! Way to say f*ck you to the 10% of those citizens in the USA who can’t get a job… Classy Obamas! Classy…
$40k for a week in HI? Thank god the tax payers can float that payment for you guys.
salarylist.com puts the median salary at $25k to $45k depending on who you are looking at (family, one/two income, college etc) so way to cut back on the spending and keep pace with the common man Obamas! Oh, and you are the same tw*ts who want to RAISE taxes and give speeches on ’sacrifice’ and ’sharing the burden’? Go to hell Obamas! Even if its the pricey and costly up market section of hell, just go…
By the way, if you gave $10k or more to Barry during his 08 campaign or happen to be a Union or Acorn boss you get to drive that sweet gunboat for a two hour stretch and fire the machine gun all you like! That and you get 3 nights in the Lincoln Bedroom as well… Money well spent; see what corruption buys one these days?
Who is paying for the trip itself?
The prez must be safe because if something happens to him then the whole world will accuse US of being racist and blah blah blah…
Agreed KQ, agreed. Besides, as much as I don’t like Obama’s politics, do you think I want Plugs Biden in charge? Or God forbid both Obama & Plugs, we get Pelosi? She would make Hugo Chavez look like a moderate.
Happy New Year.