YouTube pulls video of France’s first lady saying “Put your finger up my ass” in seven languages

by editor on May 25, 2010

A 1996 Eurotrash video has surfaced in which Carla Bruni, wife of French President Nicholas Sarkozy, gives a whole new meaning to the term “T&A” as she talks about both “T” and “A” in ways American first ladies other than Rosalynn Carter are totally unfamiliar with.


UPDATE: Now all versions of the video have been pulled, but we found this photo of Mrs Sarkozy. As they say in France, "Elle est très va-va-voom."

The full 27-minute video has already been pulled off YouTube at the behest of the French government, but this edited 2-minute version gives you a sense of Bruni’s…uhhh…laissez-faire attitude toward sex. (Nice use of French, huh?)

The Daily Mail UK reports the randy details:

The 42-year-old former supermodel was said to be ‘shocked and dismayed’ after video producer Thomas Cazals added the conversation to a new ‘tribute’ on YouTube.

The clip was first aired on cult television show Eurotrash in 1996.

It shows Miss Bruni emptying her handbag and producing two ‘hot international sex guides’ in seven languages, of which she speaks four – German, Italian, Spanish and English.

She then says: ‘We need this kind of book because we’re travelling around the world and we’re meeting new people every day and we must know what to tell them in case we get in bed with them.’

Miss Bruni adds: ‘For example if you have a German person and you want to tell them, “You get me very hot”, you say, “Sie erhalten mich sehr heiss”.’

During the interview she also says ‘Do you like my t***ies?’ in the four languages before describing how to perform a sex act.

The longer version of the video indicates that Bruni has personally surrendered more often than the French army as she reveals affairs with Mick Jagger and Eric Clapton and says, “Monogomy bores me.”

We can’t wait for that Roslyn Carter video to show up on YouTube. Hubba hubba.

Source: Daily Mail UK

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Veronica May 25, 2010 at 12:03 pm

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Europe’s leaders are such classy, elegant people aren’t they?

Michelle Obama may dress in sloppy Mom jeans but at least she’s not as vulgar as France’s “ladies”.

Ruben May 25, 2010 at 1:56 pm

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Classy? Elegant? I haven’t thought that since 1975 when I learned that Harry Pitts wasn’t necessarily a person but, rather, a French female condition.

matthew s harrison May 25, 2010 at 1:06 pm

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Veronica-I guess you didn’t hear her speech last weekend! She is vulgar-she is just vulgar in different ways, like taking money to patient dump at the university of Chicago Med School……of course, you may not have heard about that one on the MSM-here is the vulgar video of that: and here:

Warning-adult content, i.e., the TRUTH

SCDiver May 26, 2010 at 3:30 am

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Thanks, Matthew–saved me some typing ;-)

neo bonbon May 25, 2010 at 1:55 pm

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Should be the New EU Nations Anthem.

RKae May 25, 2010 at 4:15 pm

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I’m baffled. What does a finger going up an ass have to do with sex? Neither a finger nor an anus is a sexual organ. (I know that’s a surprise to a lot of people.) If I put my toe in your ear is that “sex”?

CO2Insanity May 25, 2010 at 4:47 pm

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You’ll have to ask Bill Clinton the definition of what constitutes sex.

RKae May 25, 2010 at 6:22 pm

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Oh, Good Lord! I’m never asking him anything ever again! The last time I asked him what the definition of “is” is, he then asked me what the definition of “definition” was, then he wanted to know what the definition of “was” was. I asked the Dormouse to pass me the scones, but he had fallen asleep, and even the March Hare was sick of it all and left the table.

SCDiver May 26, 2010 at 3:32 am

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LOL–you might be surprised, RKae ;-)

RKae May 26, 2010 at 9:45 am

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OK, then: putting my toes against some guy’s nuts – is that sex? How ’bout if I do it while wearing my work boots and there’s a lot of velocity behind my foot? Is that sex? ‘Cause if that’s sex, then I’ve suddenly become gay, and I have a “romantic” evening planned with that fruit in the pink sailor suit.

SCDiver May 26, 2010 at 9:57 am

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LOL!! There might actually be a class of freak out there that enjoys that sh!t!!

Funny comment, though–thumbs up!

Lanny May 25, 2010 at 7:33 pm

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Most frightening part of that story: “pulled off YouTube at the behest of the French government.”

Is it YouTube’s job to protect the reputation of political leaders? What videos is YouTube pulling to protect Dear Leader?

RKae May 25, 2010 at 10:22 pm

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Kind of makes me wonder if maybe there was also a vid of Sarkozy trying a skateboard trick on a stair railing and busting his balls.

SCDiver May 26, 2010 at 3:29 am

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RKae May 26, 2010 at 9:41 am

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What the hell was I thinkin’? Ha!

Ari Ola May 28, 2010 at 3:06 pm

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I think her titties are adorable and there’s nothing wrong with a lady who likes being fingered in her rear end.

KimmyQueen May 30, 2010 at 3:06 pm

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She is not a leader. She is the wife of one, but she makes no policy and she has no real consequential role to play.

She is now very elegant, however she obviously wasn’t so classy when she was younger. However I know that people can change and grow up. It is not right in my opinion to assume that someone continues to be a certain way or continues to have the same ideas and reasoning as when they were younger when there is no indication in their present lives that they are like that anymore.

Sure to me it is interesting to see what she was like back when she was younger, but overall I know that when I was younger I wasn’t this innocent person either, but things have changed for me, I have done my sincere apologies, asked for sincere forgiveness and asked for and I believe received absolution. I have done the changes and I will not be bugged down by the mistakes of the past. I will continue to live my life, learn from the past and not repeat the crap. I am given her the benefit of the doubt because she has made no indication to be this classless vulgar lady anymore.

She may have definetly not been a virgin when she married Sarkozy, however I am sure that a lot of people weren’t virgins when they married their present partner either, but that is no reason to belittle their present lives. I would even say that Bruni is now much more classy than Michelle O. Michelle O calls her own daughters fat, she lies and she hasn’t been proud of the country that provided top notch education and facilities for her and her family for her entire frigging life. Bruni hasn’t necessarily been a shrinking violet she has owned up to her past and may not be necessarily apologetic about it but who the hell am I to misjudge her now? Who is without sin thrown the first stone comes into my mind right now. Since she AS FAR AS WE KNOW is no longer this lady in this video, I cannot be so harsh on her.

just March 6, 2011 at 11:07 am

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She’s now very elegant? Are you joking? Botox? To be elegant spending every dime by French people? She’s well-fed and clothed. She’s the most annoying and hated ‘first lady’. She’s so fake, hypocritical and a liar! Definitely you have no taste, bad taste! Because you are crude so you think such a vulgar whore is elegant? Natural beauty is more elegant.