Month: August 2011

‘Dancing with the Stars’ Cast 2011. Yes! It’s public! Nancy Grace will be on Dancing with the Stars. We wondered why Nancy, but then it struck us like a bolt of lightning when we saw that Chaz Bono was going to be on the show. Nancy has been hired to utilize her super-investigative powers to find out what happened to Chastity Bono, who disappeared awhile back.

U.S. Consumer Confidence Drops To Lowest Level In Over Two Years. The Consumer Confidence Index fell to 44.5, down from a revised 59.2 in July. The number was the lowest level since April 2009 when the reading was 40.8. Oh, Mr. President? We’re still waiting for that jobs plan that must have been eaten by your dog Bo, which no doubt will blame Bush and call for tax increases, more golf and more Presidential vacations.

Now Obama’s NLRB tells a church school it’s not religious enough. Yes, the oldest Catholic school in Illinois, established in 1846 is now not religious enough. I guess separation of church and state doesn’t apply if Obama’s government goons smell union votes. Especially when it looks like Obama will need every vote he can muster in 2012 due to his rating downgrades.

Obama invents the airplane bus tour…. An AP reporter said that Obama might have ridden these expensive buses only one mile at each stop. Obama spent most of the “BUS TOUR” on an airplane traveling between stops. Is it just us or is this man not able to tell the truth about anything? Like Wile E. Coyote, this fool is falling from a great height and hitting every branch on the way down.

Photo of the Day: Slapped up the side of the head by reality. This might catch on. Some enterprising entrepreneur could probably make a fortune selling Obama dunce caps to voters who’ve seen the light. Wouldn’t you love to see an audience full of these at Obama’s next speech?

Social security and Bernie Madoff have quite a bit in common. One big difference is that Madoff never compelled us to “contribute” to his frauds. Warning: there is a Venn diagram at the link (Obama: Waaah! They told me there would be no math in this job!)

Obama’s EEOC tells trucking companies to hire alcoholics…. The EEOC is now demanding that trucking companies like Old Dominion Freight Line not only hire and employ “recovering” alcoholics, but also to allow them to continue working as interstate truckers rather than being assigned “to a less safety-sensitive position.” Well, if we can have a mental midget Marxist running the US government, having a few drunks driving 18-wheelers around doesn’t seem like a big deal. We wonder if Obama hires the sobriety-challenged to pilot his 2 million dollar bus or his golf cart?

Darwinists’ Dilemma: How can they maintain their facade of being open-minded and scientific while silencing all scientific debate? It’s a $110,000 conundrum, and as usual with liberal conundrums, taxpayers have to pay for it.

Al Gore’s Political Ties to Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. Yes, that Westboro Baptist Church. The same bunch who protests at soldier’s funerals and runs the website God Hates Fags. This must be where the Reverend Al of the Church of Global Warming learned his trade. Can I get a Hallelujah?

Al Gore, “carbon billionaire”…. No one has made more money from climate change hype than Gore. According to the U.K.’s Guardian newspaper, just one of the “green” companies in which Gore has invested has received over half a billion dollars in subsidies from the Energy Department. Al Gore is profiting handsomely from the climate change hoax he seeks to perpetuate, but he claims it’s the oil and coal companies that are the ones with ulterior motives. When we were young, society had a word for this sort of thing: “fraud.”

Euro bail-out in doubt as ‘hysteria’ sweeps Germany. The Telegraph UK reports that, “The seething discontent in Germany over Europe’s debt crisis has spread to all the key institutions of the state. ‘Hysteria is sweeping Germany,’ said Klaus Regling, the EFSF’s director.” Translation: The deadbeats in Greece, Spain, Portugal and Italy are starting to worry that the hardworking, thrifty Germans don’t want to support them.

Russian nationalists: F— McCain. I guess the Russian Tea Party doesn’t like RINO’s either. Perhaps they should hire Country Joe and the Fish to do the Fish Cheer for the Senator. (Warning uses the F-word).

Daryl Hannah arrested in White House oil protest. Who? Seriously, Daryl “Where Did My Career Go” Hannah spent way too much time underwater filming “Splash”.

Michelle Obama, rosewood smuggler? Seems in 2009, the FLOTUS gave a Gibson guitar with a fretboard made from Indian rosewood (the same wood the DOJ is busting Gibson for now) to the First Lady of France, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy. If she were a Republican donor, she’d be in real trouble now.

Obama’s HUD Violated ACORN Funding Ban. Laws? Laws? We don’t got to show you no stinkin’ laws! At least that seems to be the mantra of much of the Obama administration when it comes to doing things like obeying the law, showing up to testify at Congress and answering Freedom of Information Act requests.

Poverty is spreading, particularly among children. The hardest hit include what was an emerging middle class of African-Americans, Latinos and other minorities. Or so says Jesse Jackson. Jesse Jackson, if you didn’t know, claims to be a civil rights activist. We find this somewhat hard to believe. To put it as Ayn Rand once did “The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.”

It’s Time To Kill The Electric Car, Drive A Stake Through Its Heart And Burn The Corpse. Another satisfied Volt owner? No, this fellow’s gripes are that the metals to make batteries will be scarcer than fossil fuels in the coming years, and that the constant charging-recharing wears the electronics out quicker. Nature cannot be fooled but foolishness is natural.

Obama has a 70% approval rating. Oh, wait. That’s only among Muslims. His overall approval ratings may be crumbling, but according to the Pew Research Center, there’s one group that still loves them some President Obama. 70% of American Muslims think he’s doing a bang up job. NOTE: When we say “bang up” it is not meant to refer in any way to suicide bombings. Because that would be insensitive and we pride ourselves on our sensitivity.

Newsweek journalist is a little hazy on the concept of memoirs. Dan Stone appeared on MSNBC’s News Live to voice a strange complaint about Dick Cheney’s new memoir. “This book is very focused on rehashing. It’s very based on the past, from what I can tell.” Dan, buddy, books that take place in the future are called science fiction, not memoirs.

Wisconsin Labor Day parade says, “No Republicans allowed.” Those tolerant, all-inclusive, open-minded Democrats strike again.

DOJ raids Gibson Guitar in search of Republican donors. While Barry O plays the “Have no clue how to create jobs blues”, his hack AG Eric Holder is busting one the few American companies left that still makes anything in America. Memo to Obama: if you want employment, you need employers. If you had ever held a job yourself, you’d know that.

School official takes 800K pay cut for schools. Wait. This guy made $250,000 per year as a school superintendant? How do we get more back from him? Well, at least he gets his pension… please remove all sharp objects from within your reach when you watch this video.

A new CNN poll finds that 27% of Democrats are raaaaacists. Well, they did say they would like to see their party nominate somebody OTHER than Barack Obama for president in 2012. According to everything we’ve heard lately on the subject, that is the very definition of raaaaacism.

Main Street Rafters Arrested for Lack of Common Sense. Seems to me it’s a hell of a lot safer to be in a raft than to be standing out in the water doing a report on the dangers of being in the water.

http://youtu.be/fwuokQNnS38