September 2011

Thar’s oil in them thar hills: …by 2017, investment bank Goldman Sachs predicts the US could be poised to pass Saudi Arabia and overtake Russia as the world’s largest oil producer. While President Softee and the no-Keystone cops are flushing our money down a Solyndrical tube, North Dakota oil producers are getting rich and reducing our energy imports. The center of gravity in global energy is shifting, no thanks to you-know-who.

- by Bonfire of the Absurdities | 15 comments | Share Link

Obama Fried Chicken??? In China, it’s on the menu!!! It appears Colonel Obama has a new business we didn’t know about. One question we have – is it really chicken?

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- by CO2Insanity | 13 comments | Share Link

ASIA/INDONESIA – Churches shut down or demolished: the subtle pressures on Indonesian Christians. “In a note sent to Fides, the Forum of Christians in Jakarta, which includes leaders of all denominations, asks itself “why is this only applied to the Christian churches and not other places of worship”, noting a discriminatory practice, which implies a subtle pressure on the believers in Christ.” Hmmm. Sounds kind of like San Juan Capistrano to us.

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We’ve obviously displeased Obama in some way because he hasn’t delivered all the hope and change he promised us. How can we get Obama to like us again? “Stop worrying about math so much. People are always wondering why the budget doesn’t add up and why we’re spending more than we take in, and Obama obviously really doesn’t like us focusing on that.” Making Obama like us is really not worth the trouble.

- by Bonfire of the Absurdities | 3 comments | Share Link

NEIN, NEIN, NEIN, and the death of EU Fiscal Union. “If this means the euro will shed some members or blow apart – as it almost certainly does – then the rest of the world must prepare for the day.” Germany has drawn a line in the sand, and refuses to keep throwing good money after bad. German national guilt over World War II may have finally reached its limit.

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Harvard-educated historian says Obama “grammatically challenged.” Seen on our milk carton this morning: “Missing – evidence of Obama’s superior intellect, since AT LEAST 2008.” And in other news, Janeane Garofalo says grammar is for raaaaacists.

- by Bonfire of the Absurdities | 45 comments | Share Link

Solyndra Loan Program on Pace to Commit Equivalent of $5M Per Permanent Job. That’s CEO money at a lot of places that Obama is paying out for assembly workers. All we can say is WTF. and it doesn’t stand for winning the future.

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Obama’s former campaign funders on Wall Street turn against him. Romney raised $4.9 million before June 30 of this year, nearly twice what Obama gathered. Huh? You mean those evil rich guys aren’t funding your campaign? Too bad most of your supporters don’t pay taxes, they could have checked that $3 for the Presidential campaign box…

- by A. Smithee | 1 comment | Share Link

“If somebody gives a gun to somebody knowing they’re going to commit murder guess what we call them?” It seems everyone knows this but the perpetrators themsleves, or at least they’re in denial.

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State Gets $5 Mil Bonus For Food Stamp Sign Up. Speaking of abusing the welfare system, looks like Oregon may be  blowing California out of the water. The Obama administration appears to be stacking the voter deck at the taxpayers expense.

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Is Global Warming Making Sea Turtles Extinct? Photos Explain the Truth. Loons like Al Gore and his ilk try and blame just about everything on global warming. We suppose when they see these photos they’ll still blame global warming for causing a drought/monsoon/flood/hurricane that caused a seed/crop/dirt/water shortage thus making these people harvest turtle eggs because they’re anthropogenic starving.


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“I mean, who would wanna work in America?” Better known as how the Democrats keep those voters.

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White House can’t find Colorado on map as bungling officials mix up state with Wyoming. It’s pretty bad when the people in the White House aren’t even as smart as a 5th grader. They certainly can’t find Colorado! Maybe we’ll get lucky and they’ll lose Obama.

Wrong: A map incorrectly identified Wyoming as Colorado in an embarrassing error that will leave someone at the White House with a very red face

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Punishing the achievers comes to elementary school football. Sixth grader Demias Jimerson of Malvern, Arkansas is so good that he scores every time he touches the football. Instead of celebrating his talent, they’ve put a limit on how many touchdowns he’s allowed to score per game. Welcome to Obama’s America, Demias, where it’s assumed that you stole your rushing yards from the oppressed masses and where they must be redistributed to the other team so that the outcome is equal.

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Diebold voting machines can be hacked by remote control. We’re certain the Democrats must be excited about this! No more dead voters needed! Think this might explain as certain Nevada Senator’s recent re-election?

- by CO2Insanity | 5 comments | Share Link

‘I stink’: Controversy erupts over billboard that shows ‘baby Obama’ crying while wearing only a diaper. So, can you guess what that diaper is full of? It’s definitely change we need.

Free speech? One of the signs outside Timothy Reily's home depicts President Obama as a baby wearing only a diaper

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Obama admits his ethics problems go waaaaay back. “I did not love every class I took. I wasn’t always paying attention the way I should have,” Obama said. “I remember when I was in 8th grade I had to take a class called ethics. Now, ethics is about right and wrong, but if you’d ask me what my favorite subject was back in 8th grade, it was basketball. I don’t think ethics would have made it on the list.” File this one under “Least Surprising News of the Year.”

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Joe Biden says we’d need more stimulus even if we had the greatest economy in the history of economies. “Look, we should be doing all of this stuff even if we were growing by 8 percent, even if there was a 3 percent unemployment rate in America,” Biden said at an event on Thursday to promote the legislation. “We need better roads, we need better bridges, we need safer streets.” And lets not forget smarter vice presidents. We definitely need one of those.

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Obama’s Uncle Omar giggles during court appearance. The Boston Herald reports on the illegal alien uncle’s court appearance: “Obama, 67, was visibly amused at the media spectacle, stifling laughter several times before his 30-second court appearance where a judge set a Nov. 17 pre-trial conference.” Giggling like a school girl is apparently genetic in the Obama clan.

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Obama says America has gone soft. We understand his perspective. If we had to climb into bed with Michelle we’d go soft, too. Seriously soft.

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Obama tells HS students ‘I Don’t Think Ethics’ Was My Favorite Subject. “…but if you’d ask me what my favorite subject was back in 8th grade, it was basketball.” Still is, the way we hear it.

- by Bonfire of the Absurdities | 5 comments | Share Link

Dick Morris believes it is very possible that Obama won’t run in 2012. If North Carolina Governor Beverly Perdue gets her way no one else will be running either.

- by Kip Hooker | 8 comments | Share Link

GEORGIA SCHOOL PROMOTES POLYGAMY IN ISLAM. “Islam liberated women over 1400 years ago” – they just forgot to tell them. And by “liberate” they mean the freedom to do anything they want – at the risk of stoning or beheading, of course.

- by A. Smithee | 12 comments | Share Link

‘I am a girl’: The plight of Tammy, the adopted son of two lesbians who started sex change aged 8 because he has always maintained he is a girl. It’s always nice to post a story with a happy ending, unless, of course, at age 12 he decides he really DOES want to be a boy. Not to worry, I’m sure (s)he’ll be a well-adjusted citizen of… wait for it… Berkeley, California.

- by A. Smithee | 28 comments | Share Link

Nancy Pelosi posts questionable chart on debt accumulation by Barack Obama, predecessors. More proof to the old adage that figures don’t lie, but liars figure.

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