April 2012

WHITE HOUSE INSIDER: Obama Hesitated – Panetta Issued Order to Kill Osama Bin Laden. Is Dear Leader taking credit when none is due? We can’t wait to see Carney and the Dems squirming over this one.

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SEALs slam Obama for using them as ‘ammunition’ in bid to take credit for bin Laden killing during election campaign. When you have no record to run on this is what happens. Amazing hubris considering Obama dumped the responsibility for Osama in case of failure. Regarding Clinton, we assume he thinks everyone’s memory is short about him letting Bin Laden off the hook. We wonder if he was with Monica during that crucial time?

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Breitbart! It has a nice beat and it’s easy to dance to. Please note the clever way I paid tribute to both Andrew Breitbart and Dick Clark in one headline. As a client said to me the other day, “You need to learn to succinctly your copy.” Mission accomplished. Oh, by the way, now that I’m done patting myself on the back, this masterpiece was written and performed by Chris Cassone and the video was done by BigFurHat, iOwnTheWorld’s resident genius.

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Stephen King demands to pay more taxes because ‘rich people would rather light themselves on fire’ than do it. The actual quote is: “‘The majority (of rich people) would rather douse their dicks with lighter fluid, strike a match, and dance around singing Disco Inferno than pay one more cent in taxes to Uncle Sugar,’ he wrote in an article for The Daily Beast.” Sounds like the makings of a new reality show where millionaires light themselves on fire and the one who burns the most pays the most taxes. They could call it “Weenie Roast.”

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Stocks finish worst month of the year. Yes we can’t!

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Man being hard on BMW for 20-month erection. Will Smilin’ Bob be BMW’s next spokesman?

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Australian billionaire plans to build Titanic II. Sink me once shame on you, sink me twice, shame on me. You won’t see us sailing on this thing.

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Top EPA official resigns over ‘crucify’ comment. Instant Karma’s gonna get you…Gonna knock you right on the head.

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BILL CLINTON: Mitt Romney’s Policies Are George W. Bush ‘On Steroids’. There goes Slick Willie again. Throwing some red meat to the base. Never mind the fact that nearly every bad decision Bush ever made has been doubled down on by the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Of course after the trashing the Clinton’s got back in 2008 it must really pain the man to put on this show. The Obama camp must know where the bodies are buried . . . literally.

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Coroner who may have worked on Breitbart dead. : Coincidence, or part of something more sinister? We’re not ready to don the tin foil long johns just yet . . . but it wouldn’t be the strangest thing that has ever happened.

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Obama has held more re-election fundraisers than previous five Presidents combined. What’s even more pathetic is a UK media outlet is the only one that noticed. Our gallant US journolists are busy trying to answer the eternal question, “Is it better to take your head out of your butt or to curse the darkness?” We think we know their answer.

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Jimmy Kimmel skewers Olbermann: Some pretty funny stuff. And we’d especially like to thank the man for helping make the ever important point about the left’s hypocrisy. After all that is exactly what you call it when a group of people rage against jokes questioning the sexual orientation of one of their darlings while . . . well lets just say their laughter in this matter is deafening.

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May Day: Occupy plans “global disruption.” Expect more public pooping, rapes, robberies and murders as Occupy “helps” the common man by making it impossible for him to do business or get to work. Watch as a sycophantic, credulous media gushes over the proceedings like a bunch of star-struck teenagers fawning over a rock star. And, if public sympathy for some reason turns favorable for these idiots, expect Democrook politicians to come out of the woodwork claiming they were with them all along. Occu-puke.

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Dan Rather is apparently no Einstein
Believe it or not, Dan Rather still thinks the Bush memos are real. Never mind that they were printed in a Microsoft Word font that didn’t exist yet, and never mind that all experts (even the CBS ones) say they’re fake, Dan Rather thinks they’re real. And Dan Rather is a legendary journalist, right?

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Obama borrows campaign slogan from MSNBC. No, needs something else… How about “Bend Forward”?

bend forward

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Political foot-dragging in Corzine probe? “…the probers no doubt want to do the right thing, but the heads of the investigative agencies can hardly be described as impartial. Many are presidential appointees or at least have a vested interest in helping Obama avoid a major embarrassment.” Yeah, if only Corzine would switch parties, then these guys would be on him like Obama’s teeth marks on a pit bull.

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Hundreds of 5-year-old never-used municipal vehicles found in Miami. Have you ever bought a brand new car only to forget where you put it? How about 300 of them? Well, Miami-Dade County did. The county “discovered” this fleet of no-mileage vehicles after reading about them in a Spanish-language newspaper there. But yeah, if you oppose more taxes and think gubbermint wastes money, you’re a radical wingnut Nazi racist something something extremist, you are.

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Wind farms can cause climate change, finds new study. The law of unintended consequences strikes again! It’s logical; windmills convert wind energy to electricity and some additional energy is lost due to mechanical friction, blade intertia, etc. Thus, windmills reduce the amount of energy available as wind – wind is one driver of weather so if you drain off enough wind energy, you change the weather. Defcon 5 Irony alert!

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Bloomberg (the Idiot Mayor, not the News Service) Strikes Again: NYC Buys Chevy Volt Police Cars. The nanny mayor turns into the ninny mayor.

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Obama got Osama, but lost the Middle East. “There is almost nowhere in the Middle East that the United State is better off than it was four years ago… Yet Obama and his campaign team trot out Osama bin Laden to cure all those political ills, and as political cover for a failed presidency.” So, the candidate with a resume the size of a postage stamp has a list of accomplishments just as small as president. Who coulda predicted that…..

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NPR asks: “Is slow growth actually good for the economy?” Yeah, slow growth, high gas prices, 15% real unemployment and a ballooning national debt are signs of health in the economy, but only when an incompetent empty-suit Democrat president NPR wishes to re-elect is in office.

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Royal Society publishes new “People and the planet report.” Surprise, surprise, they want developed countries to consume less, they want us to have fewer babies, they want those of who live in the suburbs to move into the cities, and they want to reduce wealth inequality. In other words, they like North Korea.

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TSA screener asks 79-year-old if she’s wearing a sanitary napkin. When she answered no, he announced loudly, “There’s an anomaly in the crotch area!” It’s probably rude to generalize, but there also seems to be an anomaly in the average TSA screener’s brain area.

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Woman Kills Man By Squeezing His Testicles. Confucius say: “Never mess with woman who exercise with grip strengthener or you may end up with scrambled eggs.”

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Anti-Bullying Speaker Curses Christian Teens. Dan Savage should write a new book and title it ‘My Hypocrisy Knows No Bounds.”

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