House panel probing stimulus cash for MSNBC ads. “A House panel is calling on the U.S. Department of Labor to turn over all records involving a half-million dollar contract funded through President Obama’s $831 billion stimulus program that paid for more than 100 commercials on MSNBC touting a ‘green jobs’ initiative.” Being a bunch of rabid Obamunists has its rewards, it appears.
The Obamas Already Preparing for Move to Hawaii in January 2013: Hyde Park neighbors talking about Chicago house being sold soon. Put us back on the plane yeah oh, Back on the choom gang.
Voter fraud and the collapse of Democrat registration in Florida. “A conspicuous lack of enthusiasm for Obama can only go so far toward explaining this. If it indicates how large a percentage of the Democrat vote has been illegitimate…” Not as much hanging chad this time around.
Obama planning Hillary-for-Biden VP swap? Some people still think so, even though HC is currently attending talks as far away as humanly possible from the convention. Is her trip halfway around the world just a diversion to cover the real plan? We shall see.
Obama: I was too busy doin’ stuff to explain my wonderful policies. The excuse-maker-in-chief is back again with another variation of his “messaging problem” whine. Yeah, if he didn’t have time to explain anything, what the hell was he talking about during all those prime time speeches that pre-empted CSI? Golf?
”Sixty percent of Milwaukee’s black voters have disappeared.” Obama voters seem to be disappearing. NPR attributes it to the collapse of the housing bubble – foreclosed former homeowners moving to other places. We wonder if there could be other explanations… after all, ACORNs usually don’t fall far from the tree, do they?
Behold the self-hating white person. “Among progressives, low-rent snark like ‘frighteningly white’ is required to prove you are part of the in-crowd. Imagine being part of a movement that not only requires regular self-immolation, but demands that you enjoy it and hector those who bristle at such cheap and pathetic bullying.” It’s not a political movement, it’s a mental disease.
Carney: Obama planned his Louisiana visit before Romney announced his. For those not old enough to know this, a habit the old Soviet-era apparatchiks had was that no matter what one brought up – electric lights, television, cars – they would counter with “We invented it first!” We note that without comment, readers can draw their own conclusions.
The condensed liberal handbook of Racial Code Words. The sign’s not actually it but it will serve if you don’t have time to read the article. Michelle’s version includes words like “Chicago” and “golf.” So what does one say if President Failure Teleprompter is playing golf in Chicago? We’d suggest “attending a fundraiser in Joliet” but those will certainly soon be racial code words as well, eh?
Al Gore calls for an end to the Electoral College. When the Democraps think they’re losing, they call for rule changes that favor them. We’d like to suggest an end to dead people voting. Shove that up your carbon emitter, Al.
MSNBC Producer Accused of Attacking Chris Matthews Heckler Over ‘Tingle’ Taunt. More liberals showing the love. We have a sneaky suspicion many of them are wife-beaters.
‘This shouldn’t happen anymore’: White man beaten to a pulp in public square for dating African-American woman in Georgia. Sounds like the KKK is now being run by liberal Democrat African-Americans. Must be some of that ‘change’ Obama speaks of.
A big car for a big star: Arnold Schwarzenegger suffers a delayed mid-life crisis as he buys a $250k monster truck! The Governator turns into the Hypocriteanator.
The wettest and now the COLDEST! Britons left shivering as temperatures plunge to -2C … as we braved the chilliest summer’s night for 40 YEARS. Sounds like the UK is enjoying those hot August nights. 28 degrees Fahrenheit? Brrrrrrrrr. Must be that global warming again.
Dems giving away tickets to Obama’s DNC acceptance speech in taverns. “Everyone who is at Manuel’s Tavern or the Bibb County Democratic Party by noon is eligible for two tickets.” Y, Obama speeches are like toothaches, both are easier to bear when one is properly medicated. We surmise Manuel didn’t build that tavern….
Chris Matthews lied about where he lives… so he could appear more racially sensitive. “But I go back to living in D.C. all these years. I’ve lived there 40 years, a black-majority city…” said Mr. Thrill-going-up-my-leg. But actually he lives in exclusive Chevy Chase, Maryland (1/2% black), and D.C. isn’t majority black anyway.
“Of course we all know Biden is the intellect of the Democratic party. Kind of a grin with a body behind it.” Clint Eastwood put on a skit using a prop of an empty chair and teleprompter to ask an invisible President Obama “a couple of questions.” If Clint had brought along an empty suit, it woulda been just like Obama was there in person.
Michael Moore: Practice the words ‘President Romney.’ We never thought we’d hear that line come out in between hamburger bites.
Sandra Fluke, Debbie Wasserman Schultz crash GOP convention. Sounds like Mike Huckabee wasn’t kidding last night when he said: “But the only hitch in an otherwise perfect week, was the awful noise coming from the hotel room next door to mine. Turns out it was just Debbie Wasserman Schultz, practicing her speech
for the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte next week. Bless her heart.”
Matthews to Rice: You meant to go after birthers with your speech, huh? Priceless. Chris Tingles asks Rice a stupid question about “birthers” – she totally ignores it and responds to an intelligent question he didn’t ask. [Video at the link.]
Fired Yahoo bureau chief: Sorry for my inappropriate “joke.” Yep, the fellow who said Romney “would be happy to party with black people drowning” is now apologizing for making a “joke”… or was he apologizing for being a joke? Whatever.