Month: January 2013

Union bosses “shocked” by Obamacare cost increases. Sounds like they just found out Obama, Pelosi and Reid practice proctology on their constituents.

Biden: Have I mentioned yet that these new gun-control measures won’t fundamentally alter the chances of a mass shooting? To this we say no shit Vice President Sherlock, or is it Vice President Pinocchio?.

Catholic diocese disinvites speaker on Islam after Muslims bellyache. That’s not the worst part. Turns out the brouhaha was instigated by a Boston Globe reporter who convinced area Muslims they should contact the diocese to complain about Robert Spencer’s appearance. Whereupon the Catholics folded like a cheap tent.

Twitter censors black pro-lifers. They had the audacity to question the NAACP’s liberal policies and mention “the failure of the civil rights organization to represent the best interests of the community.” What were they thinking? Black people aren’t allowed to criticize the left! Everybody knows that!

Obama Eliminates Breakfast for US Troops in Afghanistan, Stuffs Own Face. King Obama eats only the best while our troops don’t even get a crap sandwich for breakfast. That is about as lousy of a commander-in-chief as one can be if you ask us.

FOUR DOMINICAN HOOKERS Confirm They Attended Sex Parties With Sen. Bob Menendez. “Also, a Dominican prostitute told investigators that Senator Bob Menendez (D-NJ) liked the youngest and freshest hookers.” What’s the difference between a prostitute and Bob Menendez? The prostitute is honest.

Muslim who raped 13-year-old avoids prison because… [Warning: stop reading if you have blood pressure issues] …he “did not know” it was illegal to rape 13-year-olds. Seriously. A British judge bought it. This legal precedent will henceforth be referred to as the Ignorant Muslim Defense.

Jobless claims jump most since Sandy, now flat for 13 months. “For 13 months, we have meandered around a flat-line initial claims number in the 365k range – and we remain there.” Oh, yeah… unexpectedly!

DHS report: Mass shooters prefer handguns, not likely to be veterans. “This is what a mass killer looks like, according to a Department of Homeland Security analysis. He works alone. He uses a semi-automatic handgun. He’s a he. And he probably didn’t serve in the U.S. military.” Don’t bother us with data, we’ve got a political street theatre thingy to put on.

Menendez rushes to pay private-jet tab after FBI raid. “WNBC-TV4 in New York City reported Wednesday that Sen. Menendez (D-NJ) recently wrote a $58,500 check to the jet’s owner, Florida eye doctor Salomon Melgen.” For trips he took 3 years ago. After the FBI raided Melgen’s office. It’s not corruption when Democrats do it. BTW, Menendez is in line to become chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee after John Kerry (D-Ketchup) begins leading from behind at State.

‘Tackle crazed gunmen with SCISSORS or just hide under your desk’: Homeland Security’s controversial advice video for fighting lone wolf shooter. They’d be better off to tell everyone to keep a 45 Auto in their desk drawer and if you see something crazed with a gun, shoot it.

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JAY CARNEY HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION. Waaaaaaaahhhhh! What a weasel Carney is. You can bet Dr. Anthony Harper of the InterMountain Christian News won’t be invited back again. Shame on him for not asking a canned question.

Gun Control Activist Protesting How Easy it is to Buy Guns, is a Rapist. This guy evidently doesn’t think happiness is a warm gun, unless it’s his. Perhaps he should move to Chicagostan, where Mayor Emmanuel is going to make it even harder for law-abiding citizens to arm themselves against thugs like him.

Media given propaganda instructions at Obamacare seminar. Selected media bitches of SABEW dutifully assembled and learned how to sell Obamacare to consumers and business owners. 17 mainstream “reporters,” tails between their legs, obedient and compliant, listened with tongues out, panting in their eagerness to please the pack leaders in Washington. (We don’t mean to sound harsh.)

Fed keeps stimulus in place as economy “paused”: Forget the pause button. We are looking for eject.

Bankrupt France’s latest efforts to save money… turn off all the lights. We hope Motel 6 doesn’t have any motels in France, or they’re really going to have a problem leaving the light on for you.

NBC: Hard for Clinton to Be Successful Secretary of State After ‘Crisis the Obama Team Inherited.’ Like her husband, Hillary is still blaming Bush for her problem. Was she talking about GW Bush or Monica Lewinsky’s bush?

Another Genius Obama Supporter? From what we see of liberals in California, we’d bet this person was serious.

The EPA’s Lisa Jackson: The Worst Head of the Worst Regulatory Agency, Ever. This will no doubt get her the Nobel Peace Prize.

APNewsBreak: EPA Moves to Ban Some Rodent Poisons. Thanks to yet another liberal thinking failure, Black Plague, here we come.

New Republic falls for phony photo of Obama skeet shooting. The photo shows a gun photoshopped in place of a golf club. New Republic was anxious to find backup for their claim that President Gun Control skeet shoots “all the time” at Camp David so they fell for something off a parody site.

U.S. GDP contracts 0.1% in 4th quarter. Unexpectedly! No, we’re not even in the Arab Spring yet, there’s another Summer of Recovery coming! What DIFFERENCE does it make at this point, senator? There musta been a tsunami or earthquake someplace that we don’t know about…

Homeland Security Wants 7,000 AR-15s For “Personal Defense.” Remember, YOU don’t need an evil black AR-15, but they do. We wonder why? Must be so they can shoot up those billions of rounds of ammo they’re buying.

Michael Bloomberg: Joe Biden has ‘set of balls.’ Why yes he does! Unfortunately they’re rattling around inside his cranium.

U.S. ‘backed plan to launch chemical weapon attack on Syria and blame it on Assad’s regime.’ If Congress doesn’t immediately investigate this and if true, immediately impeach Obama, them we will figure the Republic of the United States of America has ceased to exist and we’re living under a dictatorship.