January 2013

Union bosses “shocked” by Obamacare cost increases. Sounds like they just found out Obama, Pelosi and Reid practice proctology on their constituents.

- by CO2Insanity | 15 comments | Share Link

Biden: Have I mentioned yet that these new gun-control measures won’t fundamentally alter the chances of a mass shooting? To this we say no shit Vice President Sherlock, or is it Vice President Pinocchio?.

- by CO2Insanity | 23 comments | Share Link

Catholic diocese disinvites speaker on Islam after Muslims bellyache. That’s not the worst part. Turns out the brouhaha was instigated by a Boston Globe reporter who convinced area Muslims they should contact the diocese to complain about Robert Spencer’s appearance. Whereupon the Catholics folded like a cheap tent.

- by J.P. Travis | 9 comments | Share Link

Senator to DefSec nominee: Why have the Iranians endorsed you? Well, one possible reason may be Iran really wants Hagel to be DefSec and another possible reason is that they really don’t want him to be DefSec and hope that by endorsing Hagel, they will kill his nomination. Still another possible reason is that they want to screw with Obama. We’ll take door #1 and #3, Monty! Update: Senators reportedly suspect Hagel not very bright. Do tell.

- by Bonfire of the Absurdities | 5 comments | Share Link

Twitter censors black pro-lifers. They had the audacity to question the NAACP’s liberal policies and mention “the failure of the civil rights organization to represent the best interests of the community.” What were they thinking? Black people aren’t allowed to criticize the left! Everybody knows that!

- by J.P. Travis | 11 comments | Share Link

Obama Eliminates Breakfast for US Troops in Afghanistan, Stuffs Own Face. King Obama eats only the best while our troops don’t even get a crap sandwich for breakfast. That is about as lousy of a commander-in-chief as one can be if you ask us.

- by CO2Insanity | 12 comments | Share Link

FOUR DOMINICAN HOOKERS Confirm They Attended Sex Parties With Sen. Bob Menendez. “Also, a Dominican prostitute told investigators that Senator Bob Menendez (D-NJ) liked the youngest and freshest hookers.” What’s the difference between a prostitute and Bob Menendez? The prostitute is honest.

- by CO2Insanity | 9 comments | Share Link

Muslim who raped 13-year-old avoids prison because… [Warning: stop reading if you have blood pressure issues] …he “did not know” it was illegal to rape 13-year-olds. Seriously. A British judge bought it. This legal precedent will henceforth be referred to as the Ignorant Muslim Defense.

- by J.P. Travis | 33 comments | Share Link

Jobless claims jump most since Sandy, now flat for 13 months. “For 13 months, we have meandered around a flat-line initial claims number in the 365k range – and we remain there.” Oh, yeah… unexpectedly!

- by Bonfire of the Absurdities | 6 comments | Share Link

DHS report: Mass shooters prefer handguns, not likely to be veterans. “This is what a mass killer looks like, according to a Department of Homeland Security analysis. He works alone. He uses a semi-automatic handgun. He’s a he. And he probably didn’t serve in the U.S. military.” Don’t bother us with data, we’ve got a political street theatre thingy to put on.

punch and feinstein

- by Bonfire of the Absurdities | 6 comments | Share Link

Obama goes “skeet shooting all the time”? Hardly ever, sources say. “‘The only time he shot skeet was for President’s Cup,’ said the source, referring to a shooting competition tradition involving the presidential Marine guards. ‘I was there. He stayed for about five minutes, and couldn’t leave fast enough.'” The next four years can’t be over fast enough. The fairy tale president: Peter Pander.

- by Bonfire of the Absurdities | 4 comments | Share Link

Menendez rushes to pay private-jet tab after FBI raid. “WNBC-TV4 in New York City reported Wednesday that Sen. Menendez (D-NJ) recently wrote a $58,500 check to the jet’s owner, Florida eye doctor Salomon Melgen.” For trips he took 3 years ago. After the FBI raided Melgen’s office. It’s not corruption when Democrats do it. BTW, Menendez is in line to become chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee after John Kerry (D-Ketchup) begins leading from behind at State.

- by Bonfire of the Absurdities | 9 comments | Share Link

‘Tackle crazed gunmen with SCISSORS or just hide under your desk’: Homeland Security’s controversial advice video for fighting lone wolf shooter. They’d be better off to tell everyone to keep a 45 Auto in their desk drawer and if you see something crazed with a gun, shoot it.


- by CO2Insanity | 21 comments | Share Link

JAY CARNEY HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION. Waaaaaaaahhhhh! What a weasel Carney is. You can bet Dr. Anthony Harper of the InterMountain Christian News won’t be invited back again. Shame on him for not asking a canned question.

- by CO2Insanity | 13 comments | Share Link

Gun Control Activist Protesting How Easy it is to Buy Guns, is a Rapist. This guy evidently doesn’t think happiness is a warm gun, unless it’s his. Perhaps he should move to Chicagostan, where Mayor Emmanuel is going to make it even harder for law-abiding citizens to arm themselves against thugs like him.

- by CO2Insanity | 11 comments | Share Link

Emanuel now asks mutual funds to ‘blacklist,’ divest from firearms makers. Is it just us? Or, should firearms and ammunition manufacturers start boycotting cities run by anti-gun mayors, states run by anti-gun governors and even the Federal Government when run by anti-gun presidents? Perhaps when find out they have to arm the local police, state police, FBI, TSA, CIA, Army, Navy, Marines, Air Force and Coast Guard with bananas perhaps attitudes will change.

- by CO2Insanity | 8 comments | Share Link

Media given propaganda instructions at Obamacare seminar. Selected media bitches of SABEW dutifully assembled and learned how to sell Obamacare to consumers and business owners. 17 mainstream “reporters,” tails between their legs, obedient and compliant, listened with tongues out, panting in their eagerness to please the pack leaders in Washington. (We don’t mean to sound harsh.)

- by J.P. Travis | 6 comments | Share Link

Fed keeps stimulus in place as economy “paused”: Forget the pause button. We are looking for eject.

- by Kip Hooker | 4 comments | Share Link

Bankrupt France’s latest efforts to save money… turn off all the lights. We hope Motel 6 doesn’t have any motels in France, or they’re really going to have a problem leaving the light on for you.

- by CO2Insanity | 11 comments | Share Link

Study: New E15 gas can ruin auto engines: It must be pretty sweet to be the government. If you don’t have enough money to buy votes and send kickbacks to cronies you just raise some funds on the sly by regulating up the price of gas and then pocketing the difference. And if that isn’t enough you can always regulate that gas be diluted by adding ethanol -thereby driving up consumption and government profits. And if that still isn’t enough you can further decrease the efficiency of the gas by adding even more ethanol. So what if it destroys the engines of the people you’re ripping off to pay for your protectionist rackets and cartels? All that means is that they’ll have to buy new cars. Possibly from one of the car companies you forced them to buy you or the one you forced them to buy for the unions.

- by Kip Hooker | 8 comments | Share Link

Nursing Home Allows Prostitutes to Visit Residents. This could be a win-win for retirees if the owners of houses of prostitution in Nevada open nursing homes adjacent to their brothels. You not only get laid when you retire, you don’t get screwed by state taxes if you move there.

- by CO2Insanity | 17 comments | Share Link

NBC: Hard for Clinton to Be Successful Secretary of State After ‘Crisis the Obama Team Inherited.’ Like her husband, Hillary is still blaming Bush for her problem. Was she talking about GW Bush or Monica Lewinsky’s bush?

- by CO2Insanity | 9 comments | Share Link

Another Genius Obama Supporter? From what we see of liberals in California, we’d bet this person was serious.

- by CO2Insanity | 13 comments | Share Link

The EPA’s Lisa Jackson: The Worst Head of the Worst Regulatory Agency, Ever. This will no doubt get her the Nobel Peace Prize.

- by CO2Insanity | 8 comments | Share Link

APNewsBreak: EPA Moves to Ban Some Rodent Poisons. Thanks to yet another liberal thinking failure, Black Plague, here we come.

- by CO2Insanity | 7 comments | Share Link