EXCLUSIVE: Saudi Arabia warned the United States IN WRITING about Boston Bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev in 2012 and rejected his application for an entry visa to visit Mecca in 2011. Fat Sis says do not worry, we are fully secure, all is well. We are busy buying ammunition we do not need, we are buying new uniforms, we are feeling up old ladies in wheelchairs and we are frisking 5 year old’s crotches. That is all.
NYC: Muslim gets just 5 years for plotting to blow up synagogues. Well, he’s not white, he’s not a Tea Party member and he’s not even a Republican. Smack his pee pee. Next case!
Obama preparing to send “lethal arms” to Syrian rebels, say senior admin officials. “…officials described him as ready to move on what one described as the ‘left-hand side’ of a broad spectrum that ranged from ‘arming the opposition to boots on the ground’.” Hey, if he hurries, he can get us involved in this mess at the same time Hezbollah shows up!
Obama: Guantanamo must close. “I don’t want these individuals to die,” Mr. Obama said at a press conference at the White House.” My, my, isn’t it interesting how the President doesn’t mind over 1 million abortions per year but is so concerned about the terrorists held at Gitmo? Excuse us while we go puke.
BENGHAZI-GATE EXPLODES: Congressional Investigators Say Hillary Clinton Lied Under Oath. Perhaps instead of The White House she belongs in the Big House.
Obama DOJ Offers Plea Deal To Boston Jihadi Bomber To Avoid Death Penalty. Thanks to dumbass U.S. Magistrate Judge Marianne B. Bowler, who Mirandized this scum too early in the game, we get plea bargaining! We wonder why the FBI even let her into the building? Orders from above?
Bill Clinton: “You’re way better off with a shotgun than an assault weapon. Trust me.” We’re not certain if it’s wise to take this advise from a man who’s only handled a short-barreled single-shot all his life.
Anthony Weiner made hundreds of thousands of dollars as a consultant and started less than a MONTH after he left office over his Twitter photo scandal. Is it just us or does this have the potential to be the perfect scam? Think about it. It it really ‘consulting?’ Or is this a way to surreptitiously get ‘campaign donations?’ Just asking!
New book says Obama surrounds self with “idolizers,” plots legacy with scholars. “…top aides make sure that those whose view might ‘shake him up too much’ are shoved aside. Democratic pollster Peter Hart told Walsh that Obama is more a performer than seasoned politician. ‘He likes performing. He likes crowds’.” He’s so vain, he probably thinks this book is about him.
EXPLOSIVE REPORT CONTRADICTS THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION’S BENGHAZI STORY IN A BIG WAY. What’s shameful is lots of people appear to have lied about this travesty, what’s really shameful is we seriously doubt anyone will be prosecuted or impeached.
Dem House resolution warns climate change could push women to “transactional sex”. Or, to put it another way, global warming causes prostitution. Interesting that nebulous weather changes force women into “transactional sex” but losing their jobs thanks to ObamaNomics apparently doesn’t.
Threats against Benghazi whistleblowers alleged. “It’s frightening, and they’re doing some very despicable threats to people,” she said. “Not ‘we’re going to kill you,’ or not ‘we’re going to prosecute you tomorrow,’ but they’re taking career people and making them well aware that their careers will be over [if they cooperate with congressional investigators].” Well, it is the most transparent administration evah… just not in the way they want you to think.
Paul Krugman: The One Percent’s Solution: Unable to seriously defend economic policies that fail every time they are implemented Krugman has turned to the tried and true method of obfuscation to deal with his ever diminishing credibility. This time around he is blaming austerity and the one percent. Never mind the fact that hasn’t been any austerity and of those “one per-centers” that came about their money unfairly they did so by partnering up with a corrupt central economic system that Krugman wants to give even more power to. And just like his suggestion that the Internet was going to have an economic impact no greater than the fax machine this is not just wrong, but laughably wrong.
‘I’M GOING TO GRAB YOUR BABY, AND DON’T RESIST’: COPS BARGE INTO CALI. PARENTS’ HOME, TAKE THEIR BABY AFTER THEY SEEK 2ND MEDICAL OPINION — AND IT’S ON VIDEO. Evidently your baby is already a ward of the state. We hope the hire a nut busting lawyer and sue the eff out of Sutter, the PD and CPS.
Class Warfare for Republicans. “No one expects the Republicans to turn socialist, but they can reap benefits from anger over the crony capitalism that has become emblematic of the Obama era. Wall Street and its more popular West Coast counterparts, the venture capital ‘community,’ consistently game the political system and, usually, succeed.” Not to mention the Hollyweirds. Crony capitalism is not capitalism, its nearest kin is more likely fascism than anything else.
Chris Matthews is getting that “thrill up his leg” again. This time with Al Sharpton. Watch out, Mr. President, he’s cheating on you.
Twice as much time on vacation and golf. The nonpartisan Government Accountability Institute went through the president’s calendar for the last four years, estimated his leisure time conservatively (four hours for rounds of golf that are probably closer to six hours) and his time spent on the economy liberally (anything on his calendar even remotely related to the economy was credited), and the final tally was 976 hours golfing and vacationing, 474.4 hours spent on the economy. So much for:
“I will not rest until everyone American who is able and ready and willing to work can find a job. And a job that pays a decent wage and has decent benefits to support a family.”
Federal grant for studying… duck genitals. “If nobody else will provide funding to study the secrets of duck genitals, does the government have a moral obligation to do it?” Why, will the ducks not procreate if some bureaucrat doesn’t “study” them? It’s only $385K but if you add up all the duck genital-type items in the Federal budget, you’ll probably come up to big money.
THE NEW YORK TIMES WAGES JIHAD ON THE TRUTH: BOSTON BOMBER WENT JIHAD BECAUSE THE GOLDEN GLOVES CHANGED THEIR RULES. Sure! And Stalin killed millions because he was mad he was short, Hitler killed millions because his art was rejected and Kim Jong Un is about to go nuclear because Obama won’t shoot hoops with him. If Ahmadinejad goes nuclear the NYT will probably blame it on the fact someone made fun of his Members Only jacket. Awwww the poor guys.
How dumb is the White House Correspondents Dinner? This is a list of suggested questions left behind by a reporter from Politico. Suddenly Chelsea Clinton interviewing a gecko doesn’t look so bad.