July 2013

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After leaving Americans to die in Benghazi… Hillary Clinton will be honored with the American Patriot Award. JWF says it all with, “Chris Stevens was unavailable for comment.”

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Slutbag? That’s the word Anthony Weiner’s communications director, Barbara Morgan, used to describe former intern Olivia Nuzzi, pictured above. No doubt President Obama will be calling Olivia to offer sympathy and bemoaning the Democrat Party’s war on women. (And even if Obama doesn’t call, Bill Clinton probably will.)

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First gay divorce finalized in Colorado: Irreconcilable similarities?

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San Antonio Proposal Could Bar Christians From City Council. Meet San Antonio, the new San Francisco, where in that terrific liberal tradition, all who speak against them should be silenced in the name of free speech. Looks like we may have another battle of the Alamo in the works.

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Rand Paul: Chris Christie Is ‘The King Of Bacon.’ It appears to us that Christie already ate all the bacon. Oink!

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Obama: Top Tax Rate Should Be 28% for Corporations, 40% for Small Business: For all of President Corporatist’s talk of equality he clearly has no interest in promoting a free and equal market.

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White House creates “nudge squad” to shape citizen behavior. They say the idea came from Obama regulatory czar Cass Sunstein and Chicago Booth School of Business professor Richard Thaler, but we seem to recall that Hitler had a “nudge squad” 75 years ago – they were called the Schutz-Staffel.

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BLOW TO BLOOMBERG: APPEALS COURT RULES NYC’S BIG SUGARY DRINK BAN UNCONSTITUTIONAL. Poor Nanny. Perhaps he can try and bring back Prohibition as an encore.

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Congressional Black Caucus wants Sheila Jackson Lee to run Homeland Security. Apparently Janet Napolitano left a legacy: dumb is what we want in charge of the nation’s security. And when you think of dumb…

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Bradley Manning acquitted of aiding the enemy charge. We say big whoop. He still faces 154 years if convicted of all the other charges.

PHOTO: Army Pfc. Bradley Manning

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‘This is a no brainer, y’all’: Injured Texan hiker who hired a HELICOPTER to take her down mountain because rescuers were too slow carrying her defends her decision. Gee. We can’t imagine why it was taking so long to get her off the mountain? Anyone seen rescuers in the local hospitals getting treated for hernias? Just asking.

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Howard Dean: Obamacare’s Rationing Board is a Terrible Idea That Will Fail. To this we say “No shit Sherlock!” We want to know why you didn’t bring this up before the election?

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The greatest food in human history. Hints: It has 390 calories, it contains 23g (or half a daily serving) of protein plus 7% of daily fiber and 20% of daily calcium, it’s available in 14,000 locations in the U.S. alone, and it costs $1.

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Weiner’s paramour goes to the beach. Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this guy? Millions of women on the Internet, he’s a sexting superstar with the perfect Saturday Night Live name, and he chooses her?

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Why are all the people leaving Detroit? Gee, maybe it has something to do with property tax rates which are the highest of the nation’s 50 largest cities and more than twice the average.

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Bill and Hillary Clinton are ‘livid’ at comparisons to Weiner’s sexcapades and Huma’s forgiveness: We don’t mean to handle Weiner with a light touch but Bill and Hillary really need to get a grip. And not the sort Slick Willy used on Jaunita Broaddrick.

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Diplomatic security agent with shredded leg waited 20 hours on Benghazi roof for rescue. While Obama campaigned in Las Vegas.

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Weiner campaign manager withdraws. But Weiner is holding firm. “We have an excellent staff. More people have come on, frankly.” The guy can’t open his mouth without a phallic pun slipping out.

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MEGHAN MCCAIN GETS OWN SHOW ON NEW TV NETWORK. Like, gag us with a spoon.

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Juror B29 was framed… sort of. Meet ABC, the new NBC!

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Government shutdown looms over ObamaCare. Sounds good to us. They can leave it shut down and let the states keep their own money.

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Egypt: “Obama Out, Putin In”, “Bye Bye America.” Evidently Mr. Popularity is finding out he can fool all the Egyptians some of the time, and some of the Egyptians all the time, but he cannot fool all the Egyptians all the time.

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Lawmakers Who Upheld NSA Phone Spying Received Double the Defense Industry Cash. Show me the bribe money!

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IRS employees union: Please don’t make us enroll in Obamacare. No please do make them enroll. Please add all the unions and others that have received exemptions. Please add all government employees including the morons in Congress and especially POTUS and very especially John Stevens and SCOTUS. If it’s so effing wonderful, we think EVERYONE should enjoy it.

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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A CRIMINAL TRIES TO ROB A GUN STORE…WITH A BAT This guy is certainly no Bat Masterson. Perhaps Dingbat Masterson?

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