Month: July 2013

BREAKING NEWS 6:55 PM ET House Narrowly Rejects Effort to Limit N.S.A. Surveillance. Bend forward for the traitors in the House of Representatives who evidently don’t represent us.

Exclusive video of President Obama pivoting to jobs. This, unfortunately, is what happens when you follow one pivot with another and another and another and another ad infinitum. Unfortunately, while the Commander in Chief is chasing his tail, the economy is playing rolling over and playing dead.

http://youtu.be/kN1MqbLZZ5I

Anthony Weiner admits to sending more lewd images, texts but vows to stay in mayor’s race. In his attempt to rise to Mayor of NYC it appears that Little Anthony’s made another boner. This must be the new way to try to get ahead. Elections are so hard. We suspicion this news may get him to shrivel up soon.

CONFIRMED: Left Wing Plant at Houston Pro-Zimmerman Rally Is Far Left Activist. Someone should sue her for false advertising. It seems to us truth in advertising would have her sign saying “We’re stupid & proud!”

Black Teen Mob Targets ‘White Bitch’ in Chicago – Steals Her iPhone. Hey! Looks like Chicago has gone post racial! Obama? Al? Jessie? Where’s the outrage? Holder? Where’s the investigation about her civil rights being violated? Where’s the protest and riots? Just asking.

FEDS PLAN TO MAP EVERY NEIGHBORHOOD TO HELP OVERCOME ‘HISTORIC PATTERNS OF SEGREGATION.’ So what’s this leading to? We can envision a future where people will be told to move out of their house so someone else can move in. You will live where they tell you to or you can have a one-way paid trip to FEMA Camp Obamaschwitz.

Federal Judge Blocks North Dakota Abortion Law, Calls It ‘Unconstitutional’: So, to be clear, your Constitutionally guaranteed right to privacy protects your ability to kill a baby but can do nothing to stop Obama from reading your emails.

Lawsuit: Arizona college suspended student because she wanted English-only classes. Looks like they should change the name to Pendejo Community College.

JUSTICE FOR CHRISTOPHER: 75% of House Republicans Want Select Committee on Benghazi, Boehner Refuses. Eany meeny miny moe, who’s the biggest RINO ho?

Fake Signs On Bay Area Highways Say Drones Looking For Speeders. They may be fake now, but it won’t be long before it’s true. Skynet is on the way!

MICH. JUDGE RULES DETROIT BANKRUPTCY UNCONSTITUTIONAL, CLAIMS IT FAILS TO ‘HONOR’ PRESIDENT OBAMA. Where’d they find this hack? Fails to honor Obama? Cheating? We wonder when those entered the Michigan constitution? It appears she should be wearing a Mickey Mouse hat in court to us.

Verizon records vacuumed up by NSA under ‘top secret’ Patriot Act order. Can you hear me now has been rendered moot. They should really merge with alltel and change their name to telall.

Reps. King, Rush debate Zimmerman verdict. Debate? It appears that a one-sided conversation is now a debate. It’s pretty sad that Rush is in Congress. He seems a sorry excuse even for a Democrat.

Remember what Obama said about Detroit during last October’s debates? “We refused to let Detroit go bankrupt!” How’s that working out for you, Detroiters?

Reporter makes McCain look foolish… by asking him a simple question about his own immigration bill.

MORE LIES: Despite Pentagon claims, Marine colonel sought in Benghazi scandal is NOT retired. If Diogenes is ever reincarnated he’s going to have one helluva time finding an honest man or woman in our nation’s Capitol.

Norwegian woman raped in Dubai sentenced to 16 months. Meanwhile, the guy who raped her was sentenced to 13 months. That’s sharia law in action: ignorant, illogical, and backward.

NYC Mayor Bloomberg now targets elevators: Take the stairs instead. Further proof Mayor Nanny’s elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.

Detroit emergency manager files bankruptcy. A sad end to what was once and icon of industrial America that is now an icon of what happens when Democrats are in charge.

Boehner: It’s time to do something for the children of illegal immigrants. Looks like Boeher is starting to bend over. We wonder of Reid and Pelosi will use Vaseline?

Congressman: Benghazi Survivors Forced to Sign Non-Disclosure Agreements. Yet, more transparency from the Obama administration. Transparently criminal.

Olympic cheating scandal in rhythmic gymnastics. How about this? How about if an activity requires judges to determine the winner it’s not a sport? Take rhythmic gymnastics out of the Olympics – it’s just dancing, people!

MAN’S DEFENSE AGAINST GUN CHARGE: ‘I DID WHAT JOE BIDEN TOLD ME TO DO’ Sounds like reason enough to us for him to get off on an insanity defense.

Jimmy Carter: Jury got it right in Zimmerman case. To liberals, Jimmy just jumped the shark. Conservatives are still scratching their heads thinking has Jimmy been in that stash of Billy Beer again?

Scientific study says semi-nude pictures of women are good for men’s health. The images relieve stress and make our minds work better. We knew it! Who knows how many heart attacks IHTM will prevent today by posting the above photo? You’re welcome.