Professor demands ‘rape culture’ investigation over satirical article touting vagina-shaped building. She probably couldn’t pay someone to rape her.
Professor demands ‘rape culture’ investigation over satirical article touting vagina-shaped building. She probably couldn’t pay someone to rape her.
Common Core says teach Gettysburg Address without mentioning Civil War. Because it would be unfair to assume students know what the Civil War is, thereby giving those students who do know about the Civil War an advantage. Horrors! Imagine that: students with knowledge having an advantage in school.
Yellen’s classmate ‘shocked’ at her spectacular rise, “I didn’t think she had a passion for economics.”: She obviously doesn’t have a passion for history. Otherwise she’d know very well how this irrational, inflationary bubble ends.
Taking Notes: How Black Friday Marketing Techniques Can Sell Obama(don’t)care! Our advice? Get a rag, some pledge and keep polishing that turd till it shines!
Texas welfare recipient says “Working is stupid.” “She says taxpayers are the fools…she gets to lay up all day and smoke weed while you go to work.” Well, Obama’s doin’ his part to rid the country of those foolish taxpayers….
Venezuela’s Maduro accuses 99 percent of businesses of “price gouging,” vows to punish more “capitalist parasites.” Whenever socialism fails (as it inevitably does), it’s always someone else’s fault.
Do you feel like Thanksgiving week was a bit chilly this year? Past seven days: 205 record snowfalls and 1,172 record lows versus only 78 record highs. Apparently, Al Gore’s vegetarian diet is having a miraculous effect on Global Warming.
TOP SCIENTIST: HUMANS EMERGED AFTER CHIMPANZEE HAD SEX WITH PIG. If true, all Muslims are part pork so we guess they’ll start offing each other any day now.
CNN Target Audience Shrinks By 62 Percent. Looks like the Communist News Network is in a race to the bottom with MSLSD. Perhaps they should hire Alec Baldwin for the win.
Iran announces development of ballistic missile technology. “Perhaps, [Secretary of State] John Kerry believes that Iran only wants ballistic missiles for peaceful purposes.” Well, it’s not like Iran is some guy from fly-over country buying an AR-15, is it?
“Non-partisan” group was paid $1 million to produce positive Obamacare stories. Geez, that works out to about $500k per story, we reckon.
Hitler has Obamacare and man is he PO’ed. If you like your doctor, you’re so screwed.
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Obama gives a command, MSNBC genuflects and obeys. Dear Leader said he wanted people selling Obamacare at the Thanksgiving table and, like good little minions, MSNBC spent Wednesday evening telling people exactly how to do that.
Sharia police in Nigeria destroy 240,000 bottles of beer. Okay, now those crazy Muslims have gone too far!
Cancer victim who complained about Obamacare on Fox News now being audited by IRS. The IRS is auditing him all the way back to 2003, so at least the guy won’t be needing a proctologist.
Alec Baldwin, fired by MSNBC, asks why not Martin Bashir? “Martin Bashir’s on the air, and he made his comment on the air!” Comrade Baldwin adds thoughtcrime to his hatecrime charges.
Happy Thanksgiving! And remember, turkeys can’t fly (except maybe in a very high wind.)
Record number of French corporate bankruptcies; Socialist theory vs. practice; What went wrong? Oh, the usual… Socialism works, but they just picked the wrong guy to implement it again.
Nokia Tweets Merry Christmas to its customer base. But something goes awry during the translation from Finnish to English.
Desperate for circulation, The New York Times goes tabloid. By putting a giant picture of a nipple on the front page. Maybe it was an attempt to distract readers from the scary story to the right of the nipple.
Pope condemns idolatry of cash in capitalism: For all his good intentions the Pope will never produce the food that is needed to feed the hungry. This is because the Pope is not a good steward of scarce resources, nor could he be. Being a good steward of scarce resources and finding the most efficient way to maximize their potential and get them into the hands of the people at the lowest price possible is the job of the free market he condemns. A market that has been becoming progressively less free for at least the last century.
GOP Senate hopeful Jack Kingston: Don’t let Obamacare fail -it would be irresponsible: But making America fail. That is ok.
EXCLUSIVE–TEA PARTY PATRIOTS: KARL ROVE CANNOT ‘BUY HIS WAY INTO THE CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENT.’ Karl’s blown two elections. Why anyone think’s he’s qualified to do anything but screw it up a 3rd time is beyond us. He needs to retire to the donut shop.
‘THAT’S MY JOB’: OUTRAGED MOTHER SAYS HER DAUGHTER’S SCHOOL CROSSED THE LINE WITH PRIVACY INFRINGEMENT. Cell phones confiscated after and incident between a staff member and a student video was taken. The school’s response?
The school’s spokesperson told KATU its Standards of Student Conduct handbook permits staff to confiscate property that could be “injurious or detrimental to the safety and welfare of the students and staff.”
Yes, we bet the video’s would be injurious to the staff. Especially their bank account when they get sued. We hope everyone that had their phones confiscated and snooped in get a good attorney and sues their socks off.
Iran deal and Munich: A fair comparison? “Britain and France were weak in 1938. …the U.S. negotiated with Iran as if it was the weaker party.” After years of BS about how Obackstab was the next Lincoln, FDR and/or Reagan, the Chamberlain juxtaposition is at last much closer to the truth.