September 2014

CDC confirms first Ebola case diagnosed in US. Bingo!

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Piers Morgan, Unfortunately, Has A New Job. On the bright side at least he’s still off TV.

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AMA: doctors should start treating patients for climate change. But is that covered by Obamacare?

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Researchers discover inverse relationship between belief in science and belief in Global Warming. The researchers, and reporters at Scientific American, are twisting themselves into pretzels trying to explain why this is so. Occam’s Razor says go with the simplest explanation: the more people know about science, the less they believe in fairy tales.

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Media Ignores Obama’s 60 Minutes Ratings Collapse – Down 69% in a Week. We’d bet that the people who run 60 Minutes thought their ratings would increase. Us? As soon as we saw Obama was going to be on 60 Minutes we changed the channel to a more interesting test pattern.

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Latest Climate Idiocy: Global Warming Created ISIS. We smoke two joints in the morning, we smoke two joints at night, we smoke two joints every day, just before we write.

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REPORT: OBAMA HAS MISSED OVER HALF HIS SECOND-TERM DAILY INTEL BRIEFINGS. Way to go President AWOL. Miss over half of your daily briefings and then throw the intelligence community under the bus. Classy!

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National Geographic says bird watching is racist. No, they don’t mean that kind of bird watching.

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Obama: The Country Is Better Off, People Just Don’t Feel It. President Delusional.

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Kid Looks Like a Genius with Matter-of-Fact Retort Why Common Core Math Problem 8 + 5 Doesn’t Add Up. We believe the correct answer is eleventy.

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Florida Woman Arrested for Possession of… SpaghettiOs? Always wash your silverware after eating Spaghetti O’s, especially in Floriduh.

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OBAMA BLAMES INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY FOR HIS OWN MILITARY FAILURES. Again, it’s not President Perfect’s fault. It’s never President Perfect’s fault.

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ISIS leader gave himself Jewish name. The self-proclaimed Caliph of the self-proclaimed Islamic State uses various grandiose-sounding aliases, one of which is “Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi Al-Husseini Al-Qurashi.” Thing is, this comically ignorant Arab savage apparently didn’t realize that “Qurashi” means “member of the Qureish tribe” which was a Jewish tribe Mohammed slaughtered. This is what happens when you pluck a name out of the Koran without paying attention to the context.

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OBAMA: ‘They Don’t Call Moscow’ When There’s Trouble In The World: Blowhard. Obama is as Obama does.

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We need a new constitution: Here’s how we save American democracy from charlatans, loudmouths and the 1 percent. Apparently they plan to do this by repealing those protections granted by the 1st and 13th Amendments and replacing them with public funded fail and the sort of regulation that instead of keeping a check on business keeps the checks going to them, well them most favored ones anyway.

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Connecticut state representative arrested on 19 vote fraud charges. Guess which political party.

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Muslim asks loaded question, then wishes she hadn’t. The woman who answers has a foreign accent but we wish she was president.

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Neil DeGrasse Tyson descends into Dan Rather territory. For years he has attributed to George Bush the following words after 9/11:

“Our God is the God who named the stars.”

Trouble is, nobody else on Planet Earth ever heard Bush say that, nor can anyone document him saying it. Added to various other things Tyson seems to have made up, it makes you wonder if the Cosmos star has a dependable connection with reality. Tyson’s response:

“I have explicit memory of those words being spoken by the President… Odd that nobody seems to be able to find the quote anywhere.”

Odd indeed.

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Inventor of World Wide Web warns of threat to internet.

London (AFP) – The British inventor of the World Wide Web warned on Saturday that the freedom of the internet is under threat by governments and corporations interested in controlling the web. Tim Berners-Lee, a computer scientist who invented the web 25 years ago, called for a bill of rights that would guarantee the independence of the internet and ensure users’ privacy.

And here we thought Al Gore invented the internet. Silly us.

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Ferguson Police Officer Shot in Arm Is a Male; Shooter Still at Large. So should the police start rioting and looting?

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POLICE: BEHEADING A ‘TERROR EVENT‘. Uh oh! Obama and Holder are going to be pissed now.

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NOAA: 1695 Low Max Records Broken or Tied From Sept 11 to Sept 20. One record broken by 25F. If these were heat records this is all you’d hear about for the next month. Crickets.

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California’s Economic Recovery That Wasn’t. Evidently Obama’s summers of recovery aren’t working here either.

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Jeh Johnson: Amnesty Will Cause Terrorists to ‘Come Forward’ and Submit Background Checks. We suppose all the cartel members will do the same? This guy must be in a contest for government moron of the year, where evidently there’s no shortage of contestants.

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Feds Spent $300,000 Studying How to Ride Bikes. This is something almost any child can figure out in a few minutes. You get on and pedal your ass around town. Now send us our $300,000 please. Oh, you have to watch the slideshow.

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