November 2018

University to teach 800 faculty members how to use HOCKEY PUCKS to thwart active shooters. So if they hit the shooter between the eyes, do they yell “GOAL!”?

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Google blocks gender pronouns including ‘him’ and ‘her’ from its AI tool that completes sentences over fears it might predict YOUR sex or gender identity incorrectly and offend you. Google goes from the sublime to the ridiculous.

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Kamala Harris Faces Possible Removal from Judiciary Committee. Don’t start the party yet but Kameltoe may be gone soon.

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Chief Justice Roberts’ troubling comment is worse than you think.We wonder if there was a reason he omitted ‘drunk judges?’

After Judge Jon Tigar took the unprecedented step of placing an injunction on our border admission policies and violated all legal norms and rules of standing, Trump said, “This was an Obama judge, and I’ll tell you what, it’s not going to happen like this anymore.”

When presented with the question by AP, rather than following tradition and simply saying “no comment,” Roberts responded, “We do not have Obama judges or Trump judges, Bush judges or Clinton judges. What we have is an extraordinary group of dedicated judges doing their level best to do equal right to those appearing before them.” He concluded, “The independent judiciary is something we should all be thankful for.”

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Number of typhus cases in Los Angeles hits 107. It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck. Before our very eyes, the state of California is turning into a third-world country.

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French police fire tear gas at fuel price protesters. The French are smarter than Californians. In France they riot over gas tax increases. In California the morons vote to keep it.

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University cancels The Vagina Monologues because it doesn’t include women without vaginas. Let’s face it, at this point calling liberals insane doesn’t seem like adequate terminology. We need something stronger to fully express this level of mental dysfunction.

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Federal judge rules in favor of female genital mutilation. Four Muslim defendants involved in mutilating little girls were consequently sent home, free to perpetrate the same horror on more little girls, because U.S. District Judge Bernard Friedman suddenly discovered federalism.

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Illegal Immigrant Involved in Shootout with Police is DACA Recipient. For some strange reason Barack Obama was not available for comment.

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Federal judge halts Trump asylum ban. Of course the left went putz judge shopping for an Obama appointee on the 9th Circuit. Soon to be stayed by SCOTUS?

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Bitter Cold Thanksgiving Will Be Among the Coldest on Record in Parts of the Northeast. We wonder if Al Gore will be giving a seminar on global warming over Thanksgiving?

  • An arctic air mass will engulf the Northeast in time for Thanksgiving.
  • Some cities may see their coldest Thanksgiving Day on record.
  • Lows will be 15 to 30 degrees below average Thanksgiving and Black Friday.
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Facebook is on track to post its longest losing streak ever, and some say there’s more pain ahead. Poor little Markie. People don’t like being spied on, or bounced out because they’re conservatives.

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Nancy Pelosi mocks Democrats who support impeaching Trump and abolishing ICE. OK folks. She said this? Wow! It must be getting close to the Second Coming of Christ.

” … I have those who want to be for impeachment and for abolishing ICE. Two really winning issues for us, right? In the districts we have to win? I don’t even think they’re the right thing to do,” Pelosi told The New York Times in a profile published Monday.

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New government report says polar bear population booming. In fact, there’s so many of the damn things now, they’re endangering the indigenous Inuit people. As the Canadians tactfully put it, the polar bear population “may have exceeded the co-existence threshold.”

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Cold San Antonio weather ‘shatters’ 102-year-old record. 23 degrees yesterday (11/14/18). Global warming someting-something.

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Utah Rep. Love sues to halt vote count. It appears we may (haha) have yet another case of finding more Democrat votes after the election is over. How come they never find Republican votes?

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Trump is correct, forest mismanagement contributed to California wildfire devastation. Short version. Democrats and Greentards: “Like wow man, we just had a bong hit and got a great idea man. Let’s just let the forests grow wild, like back to Mother Nature man.” IHTM: “Um, excuse us, but forest fires are part of Mother Nature dummy. Have another bong hit.” Of course their excuse is the usual suspect – global warming did it.

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Homeless vet, couple allegedly made up story for GoFundMe scam. Remember folks, if it sounds too good to be good it may be a ripoff. Oh, and what is it about people with Bobbitt for a last name?

Prosecutors believe that Mark D’Amico and Kate McClure conspired with homeless man, Johnny Bobbitt to create their get-rich-quick scheme in 2017, NBC’s Philadelphia affiliate reported Wednesday.

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Weekly Thread 11/15-11/22/18. Smoke ’em if you got ’em.

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United Church of Canada keeps atheist pastor. This is pretty much the definition of apathy and the perfect example of why mainline Christian denominations are failing. The United Church of Canada knows having an atheist pastor in a Christian church is wrong, they already decided she should be fired, but when push came to shove and she refused to leave quietly, they folded like a cheap tent.

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The infamous blue dress.

‘I thought it was spinach dip, nobody said I had stuff on my dress’: Monica Lewinsky opens up about THAT stain and reveals how Bill Clinton soiled her dress in Oval Office bathroom before she wore it out to dinner with friends. You can’t make this shit up. That being said we’ll never have spinach dip again.

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Vatican tells U.S. bishops not to tackle sexual abuse. The bishops just started their annual meeting and it sounds like they’re going to ignore the Vatican and do the right thing anyway, but now whatever they do will be without Vatican backing. This makes it official: Pope Francis is the worst pope since the Borgias.

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An unstoppable bubbling pool of mud is headed across California. A bubbling mud pot near the Salton Sea started moving a couple years ago and so far engineers have been unable to stop it. You think the fires burning all over the state are bad? Wait till the unstoppable mud hits San Diego.

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Law enforcement has sworn affidavit from Broward election worker… stating that she witnessed Broward County elections staff filling out blank absentee ballots, in a locked room, in a mass production effort.

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Florida Forced to Recount Votes Because of Broward Blockheads and Palm Beach Pinheads. We have other names that might be more appropriate such as crooks, vote thieves, frauds, etc.

The state of Florida, and therefore the nation, is forced to wait for the verdict of three statewide races thanks to the negligence of Palm Beach and Broward County election officials Susan Bucher and Brenda Snipes. Each county submitted their unofficial election results on Saturday after days of confusion, misplaced ballots, and questionable counting methods but the statewide process will continue due to the close margin of error in Florida’s Governor, Senate, and Florida Agriculture Commissioner races.

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