May 2019

Barack Obama: It’s Too Easy to Buy Machine Guns Online in the US. You can take the stupid out of office but you can’t take the stupid out of stupid.

Our gun laws in the United States don’t make much sense. Anybody can buy any weapon at any time without much regulation. They can buy it over the internet. They can buy machine guns

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William Barr Sends Troubling Signals Ahead of Mueller ...

William Barr interview: Read the full transcript. This is a very good read. It gives you a good idea where Barr is heading, what he thinks about the partisan BS and eliminates some of the rumors flying around the MSM and Congress.

WILLIAM BARR: In my mind, they are, sure. I mean, republics have fallen because of Praetorian Guard mentality where government officials get very arrogant, they identify the national interest with their own political preferences and they feel that anyone who has a different opinion, you know, is somehow an enemy of the state. And you know, there is that tendency that they know better and that, you know, they’re there to protect as guardians of the people. That can easily translate into essentially supervening the will of the majority and getting your own way as a government official.

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Cook County Sheriff Tom Dart: 51 People Charged With 1st Degree Murder Are on Home Confinement. Let’s see, onerous gun laws yet At least 38 people were shot – five fatally – in Chicago over Memorial Day weekend, including five people shot in a single incident Sunday on the Near West Side. We can’t imagine why the shooting’s don’t stop.

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CNN asking freelancers to wait 90 days for payment. If it looks like a sinking ship and it acts like a sinking ship…

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Everytown for Gun Safety Lobbyist Arrested For Assault, Domestic Violence, False Imprisonment. We keep saying that the best thing to reduce gun violence is ban liberals and Democrats from owning them.

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First sentence of Svetlana Lokhova’s lawsuit against Stefan Halper:

“Stefan Halper is a ratfucker and a spy, who embroiled an innocent woman in a conspiracy to undo the 2016 Presidential election and topple the President of the United States of America.”

After an opening sentence like that, we can hardly wait for the first day in court.

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Gillete jumps the shark AGAIN. The company took a sales hit when they ran the commercial insulting men. They didn’t do themselves any favors with the ads glorifying fat women. And now they have a new commercial with a proud father teaching his daughter-who-thinks-she’s-a-man how to shave… because, you see, the hormones she’s taking to “transition” have produced facial hair.

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CrossFit leaves Facebook. It’s a start. CrossFit, Inc.’s company statement:

“Facebook censors and removes user accounts based on unknown criteria and at the request of third parties including government and foreign government agencies… Facebook’s news feeds are censored and crafted to reflect the political leanings of Facebook’s utopian socialists while remaining vulnerable to misinformation campaigns designed to stir up violence and prejudice.”

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What the…!? AOC again, this time freaking out about a tornado watch in D.C. and then, on Twitter, blaming it on climate change. (Don’t try to figure out what she means when she sees people outside and says, “We need to get them out!” You might understand that outside is already out, but that’s because you have a brain.)

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AOC says growing cauliflower is colonialism. This is even dumber than usual, something heretofore thought impossible by scientists. We are sincerely worried that one of her two brain cells died.

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John Walker “American Taliban” Lindh released from prison… even though, as recently as four years ago, he was still advocating for violent jihad from his prison cell.

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8-10 Somali Teens Armed With Hammers Attack Bystanders At East Bank Rail Station In MN; Media Oddly Quiet. Yet another case of why we hate the media.

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50 Dog Behaviors And What They Mean. If you’ve always wondered what your dog was telling here it is. They did miss one about hunting dog behavior.

3 duck hunters were out and bragging about their bird dogs. The first guy says “my dog can go over that hill if there’s ducks he’ll come back and tell me”. He tells the dog “go.” The dog goes over the hill and comes back and paws the ground once. The hunter says “see he’s telling me there’s ducks over there.”

The second hunter says “my dog can tell him how many ducks.” He sends his dog over another hill and the dog comes back and paws the ground 4 times. He says “see, my dog’s telling me there’s 4 ducks over that hill.”

The 3rd hunter doesn’t say anything but sends his dog over another hill. The dog doesn’t come back and the other two hunters are laughing at his dumb dog. The dog finally returns and starts humping his owner’s leg. The other two start laughing again making comments about his dumb dog. The 3rd hunter says “you guys don’t get it. He’s telling me there’s so many f**king ducks over the hill that he can’t count them.”

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Another person calls James Comey a liar. We’ve lost track of how many people have accused Comey of lying. This time it’s Loretta Lynch, who says she never told Comey to call the Hillary Clinton investigation a “matter.”

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Emily Ratajkowski reveals her inner Klansman. Arguing against the new Alabama abortion law, she suggests that we want black women to have abortions to keep the prison population down. Which makes Emily a true Margaret Sanger acolyte.

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Eric Swalwell Is a Financial Mess. Despite $174k annual salary, Swalwell has failed to pay down student loans, built up credit card debt as congressman. Don’t tell us he wouldn’t tax and spend like a mofo.

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California Wanted More Illegals, Now Border Patrol Will Grant Their Wish Three Times a Week. We love it! This is tantamount to Trump telling Gavin “Up your’s moron.”

The U.S. Border Patrol said Friday that “it would fly hundreds of migrant families from south Texas to San Diego for processing,” the Associated Press reported.

The flights will continue indefinitely three times a week, and each flight will contain 120 to 135 illegal immigrants, according to Douglas Harrison, the Border Patrol’s interim San Diego sector chief.

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The serial killer story the leftwing media is refusing to cover. They won’t talk about it because the alleged serial killer is an illegal alien and that doesn’t fit their agenda. And if they do mention the story they don’t admit the alleged serial killer is an illegal alien.

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Stunning victory for conservatives in Australia. The left made the election all about Global Warming and Al Gore showed up just before the election to tell Australians to vote for the Labor Party. Conclusion: Australians don’t like Fat Albert and his hypocritical nonsense any more than Americans do.

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So long, Salon, don’t let the door hit you on the way out., the virulently left-wing online news site that never met an issue they couldn’t skew, is going out of business. Apparently, being a news site more interested in propaganda than the truth isn’t a viable long-term business plan.

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Barr MOCKED Nancy Pelosi’s threat to imprison him, and he did it to her FACE! Barr doesn’t seem the least bit worried about the Democrats in the House.

As those seated on the platform waited for the president’s arrival, Barr, who Pelosi accused of committing a crime by lying to Congress, approached her, shook her hand and said loudly, “Madam Speaker, did you bring your handcuffs?” according to a source who witnessed the conversation.

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Converse Faces Huge Backlash After Partnering With An 11-Year-Old Drag Queen. What in the Wide World of Sports is going on here?

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Anthony Weiner Released After Completing Sentence for Sexting Teen. We wonder what the odds are in Vegas as to how long before he’s violated parole? (Below sung to tune Secret Agent Man).

🎵🎵 There’s a man they call Carlos Danger, he likes to send dick picks to female strangers, his wife ignores this stuff, cuz she’s up Hillary’s muff, how long before he’s back in the slammer. Carlos Danger man, Carlos Danger man, they’ve given you probation and now it’s up to you. 🎵 🎵

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‘Empire’ To End After Upcoming Season 6; Still “No Plans” For Jussie Smollett Return. No, Fox was not mugged by Nigerians in MAGA hats.

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“Wrong-way de Blasio.” The New York mayor is famous for being late to everything and in August he was late to a Harlem walk-run event, his city SUV going the wrong way on a one-way street, lights flashing and siren wailing, when it ran into a boiler truck. The city has been doing its best to cover up the accident ever since.

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