Al Gore has 24-hours to avoid falling into complete irrelevance

by editor on July 19, 2011

Panic is setting in at Al Gore’s posh seaside mansion near Santa Barbara. Sea levels and public support for the Goracle’s scam have both stubbornly refused to rise as predicted.

We imagine that Laurie David rolled over in bed one morning, looked into the former Vice President’s puffy eyes and whined, “My ex-husband is on television. Why aren’t you on television.”

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Al Gore reveals how many squares of toilet paper Laurie David allowed him to use this morning

Environment & Energy Publishing has Gore’s response:

Former Vice President Al Gore today will announce a new 24-hour global campaign aimed at recharging the climate change debate.

Dubbed “24 Hours of Reality,” the Sept. 14-15 event will feature messages from more than 3,000 scientists, celebrities, activists and Gore himself on the dangers of rising global temperatures. Speaking in dozens of countries in every time zone, they will be live-streamed worldwide, and their messages will be translated into several languages.



3,000 scientists in 24 hours? That’s less than 30 seconds per scientist if the idiotic program included nothing but the scientists. But you know it will include hour after hour of desperate pleas for money and plenty of Al Gore facetime. So we estimate that each scientist is going to get about two seconds to present his or her case.

You may say that’s not much time. But it’s actually two seconds more than they’ve ever given any scientists on the other side of the argument.

To launch the 24 Hours of Reality program, Gore renamed his nonprofit advocacy group from the Alliance for Climate Protection to the Climate Reality Project. The daylong live and online event will focus largely on the connection between extreme weather events and rising global temperatures.

It will, of course, ignore the connection between global warming hysteria and the money in Al Gore’s bank account.

H/T: National Review

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33 Comments on "Al Gore has 24-hours to avoid falling into complete irrelevance"

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scr_north
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What does Gore care if people realize that he’s a charleton. When he left office he was worth around 1 to 2 million based mostly on his house. Now he’s worth anywhere from 100 to 200 million from proceeds from his carbon scams. He’s made his and the only reason he is doing this project is because he misses the adoration of the millions of sheep that follow him.

PsychoDad
Guest

I’ll donate five bucks if Olivia goes on the show and strips.

Ten if her pits are shaved.

hisham
Guest

LOL!!! 🙂 That’s a hell of a mental picture there PD!

RockingHorseGuy
Member

Are you going to stick the ten-spot in her pit?

poppajoe49
Member

No thanks!

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poppajoe49
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3,000 scientists, celebrities, activists and Gore himself

OMG, I’m so looking forward to hearing Bono and Sean Penn pontificate about stuff they don’t understand! Sign me up (NOT)!

Nodak
Guest

That 24 hours might raise his importance to irrelevancy.

hisham
Guest

Yeah, but he’ll open his mouth, utter some total nonsense and quickly return to “complete” irrelevancy almost immediately.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

Someone might want to tell Al, that buying 3000 real scientists might be a bit expensive. Maybe we will get lucky, and ol’ Al will go broke, and then finally go the hell away, because nobody’s buying his bullshit anymore.

RockingHorseGuy
Member

It’s ok, they’re already paid for. With taxpayer money.

rs
Member

After the intros, there’ll be no time left anyway.

Buck O'Fama
Guest

Al Gore talking “reality” is like Casey Anthony talking motherhood.

hisham
Guest

OH, ouch, that’s cold!

RockingHorseGuy
Member

I just got the news that Casey Anthony is in hiding in Rancho Santa Fe, CA. Just a few miles north of me. I’m advising my friends to keep a close eye on their toddlers.

Not so silent
Member

Wow, I bet this is gonna be just like the Jerry Lewis Labor Day telethon, except it will be way less entertaining, seen on the obscure current tv channel, and I wonder are the scientists gonna dance and sing?

I think I will watch for a few minutes, if he takes pledges, I will go to a phone booth, and call in a large pledge, and use an assumed name…

This guy is todays version of the snake oil salesman in the covered wagon, he gives you his pitch, some are dumb enough to believe it and they drink the elixer, and wake up the next day going “WTF did I do last night?”

The Goracle, fleecing folks since 2000….Wonder if Olivia will be on the show as a hostess?

Please someone, anyone, tie this obese looser to a solar panel in the desert in August..

matthew s harrison
Guest

What the hell does he know about science? He claimed that we could harness geo-thermal heat, because just a few hundred feet down, it was “a million degrees”…..which would obviously mean that the whole earth was a molten ball of plasma-and would obviously melt anything we tried to harness it with.
The man is a menace to society-and should be sued by Americans, and others, for his defrauding taxpayers. He should be in prison next to his cocaine addict son.

pierce
Guest

What the hell does Al Gore know about reality, anyway?

KimmyQueen
Guest

Al Gore should stick to his chakras alignment, he seems out of control. Poor fossil.

sifi
Member

Walt Disney – Chicken Little – 1943

Be patient as they introduce all the inhabitants of this liberal community.

Picture Chicken Little as Al Gore and Foxy Loxy as George Soros and at times MSM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnp4kj5lLOU

hisham
Guest

What the heck is the headline saying: “falling into complete irrelevance,” if memory serves me, he was already completely irrelevant when he was ‘Slick Willie’s VP!

drb
Member

There you go listening to Rush by proxy again. 😉

hisham
Guest

Can’t help it, it just blurted out!

MGAP
Member

Al who?

perlcat
Member

Al Whore.

hth

Sarah
Guest

Well he has moved on to something more rediculous and stupid….population control….what a stupe

YT
Member

Whaddya mean moved on? Thats the point and has always been the point.

Riddle me this: Why do leftists of every stripe mention killing off large numbers of humanity when they think they are safely surrounded by their own?

They declared war on us a long time ago. I’m not sure when enough people are going to wake up to this fact. Hopefully before they’re in line to board a train car to “happy camp”

max
Guest

Population control should start with the people who advocate it; on Sept 14/15, millions of left wing lunatics should lead the way.

danybhoy
Member

Manditory Suicide…It’s not just a song by Slayer, but it is what the population control environmentalists should do when they are done with their proposal.

drb
Member

He fell into complete irrelevance long ago.

danybhoy
Member

Al Gore is the biggest fraud in my lifetime, & those who invested heavily on his GW/CC crap cannot afford to let him fail. He is the frontman for them, & despite how bad he is, he must soldier on. He can’t even save himself if he wanted to, & neither can those who are counting on him & his snakeoil.

PsychoDad
Guest

Go away, you senile toad!

Ruben
Member

He will, eventually… and his extinction will be blamed on anthropogenic global warming or climate change.

Alan
Guest

Hey, whatever it takes, Ruben!

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