Ancient Extinct Lizard Named After President Obama We would have guessed that Obamadon caused the mass dinosaur die-off because it overtaxed them and made them all sign up for Obamadoncare. When you can’t afford food and have to wait for death panels to decide your fate, the end result will be chillingly similar.

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December 10, 2012 7:21 pm

Maybe they can recover enough DNA to clone the little bugger. Then we can milk him and make lizard cream for our elephant poop coffee.

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December 10, 2012 11:24 pm

dangit, gave you an up thumb.

lizards don’t produce milk! and I don’t want nothing to do with gettin cream from a lizard, i’m sure that there are individuals more inclined to be hands on in the breeding sense, but, naw man, that ain’t my job man. 😀

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December 11, 2012 6:52 am

Hey, that was 65 million years ago. Lizards were into all kinds of stuff back then.

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December 11, 2012 8:42 am

yeah yeah, next you’ll be tellin’ me about poisonous birds and mammals.

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December 11, 2012 9:38 am

Or plants that eat live insects.

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xgman
December 10, 2012 7:31 pm

Did they find the lizard in israel?

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GhostntheMachine
December 10, 2012 8:30 pm

Do you copy & paste these or type them all by yourself?

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December 10, 2012 11:26 pm

swing heil!

it don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.
Do wah do wah do wow!

😀

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sa_rose
December 13, 2012 12:31 pm

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December 13, 2012 1:01 pm

liked and listed! ty for posting!

bie mir bis du schoen with an umlaut. 😀

woo hoo! aww dangit, the cut the ending… cruel

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Elrond Hubbard
December 11, 2012 11:33 am

No, they found it in your ass.

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Not so silent
December 11, 2012 5:43 pm

They guy needs to have his journey here at IHTM come to an end with the help of Mr Editor or Mr. Administrator since it is obvious he is a racist Jew hater.

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poppajoe49
December 11, 2012 7:10 pm

Maybe, but he hasn’t really stepped over the line yet, he’s more of an asshole than anything else. Mitch he isn’t. If he reaches that level of vitriol, then we will see him disappear.

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sa_rose
December 13, 2012 12:27 pm

I thought you were off to VA? Please don’t let the screen door slap you in the butt as you leave.

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December 11, 2012 12:45 am

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Missile Command
December 11, 2012 3:23 am

So ancient reptiles were golf players too. Amazing.

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Big Al
December 11, 2012 4:37 am

No species deserves that.

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sifi
December 11, 2012 5:47 am

The Bible refers to Satan as the ancient serpent. In the Book of Genesis, the Serpent is portrayed as a deceptive creature or trickster, who promotes as good what God had forbidden, and shows particular cunning in its deception. Befitting.

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poppajoe49
December 11, 2012 6:29 am

They named a lizard “Worthless Asshole”?

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Big Al
December 11, 2012 7:23 am

Lol! Yeah but it is Latin so it sounds regal.

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Elrond Hubbard
December 11, 2012 11:36 am

Naming a reptile after Obama, how appropriate.

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KimmyQueen
December 11, 2012 1:24 pm

I wish Obamie was extinct.

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Not so silent
December 11, 2012 5:49 pm

Too bad it’s extinct, Obama could force feed it coffe beans and charge 100 dollars a cup for Obama/lizard poo coffee…..Liberals everywhere would lap it up.

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