Arnold Delusionegger: Former California governor wants to be President of European Union

by editor on April 27, 2011

Good lord. The man’s ego is bigger than his biceps used to be. Arnold Schwarzenegger can’t be president of the United States so he wants to become president of the European Union.

arnold schwarzenegger before and after

Consider this a visual metaphor for California before and after Arnold

Dawn.com has the story:

The Austrian-born former body builder, 63, at loose ends as he tries to figure out what his next act should be, reportedly is being advised by aides to return to his native Europe to run for the EU presidency, Newsweek reported.

“In the next few years, the EU will be looking for a much more high-profile president — somebody who can unify Europe,” Schwarzenegger’s chief of staff Terry Tamminen told the magazine.

“The French won’t want a German, and the Germans won’t want an Italian. How about a European-born person who went off to America and — could return to be the Washington or Jefferson of a new unified Europe?” said Tamminen, all but nominating his former boss for the job.

We haven’t heard of any Europeans clamoring for President Arnold, but we must admit it does make a certain amount of sense.

Arnold has experience running a socialist state, spending billions of dollars more than he brings in, and ignoring the fiscal precipice toward which he’s racing.

He may be exactly what the Europeans are looking for.

Source: Dawn.com

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KimmyQueen
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Ahnold and Maria are divorcing… how interesting….

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

Kennedys are very good at deserting sinking ships, or is it cars? Anyway, Arnold’s star is begining to fade so it is time for moosejaw to hitch her wagon to another one.

KimmyQueen
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moosejaw!!! LOL that was hilarious! I think that his governor position was very stressful time for her and her family and now that he is done he may not be able to let it go. I bet he is a pain to live with.

DJ
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DJ

“…I bet he is a pain to live with.”

I think they both had their issues, but I gotta believe that she was the more difficult one. I give kudos for him for being able to be around her (extended) family for 25+ years. Can you just imagine the Holidays with all the Kennedy’s? Ick.

“It’s All About Us” comes to mind and frankly, I’m glad the Kennedy ‘dynasty’ is closing shop.

KimmyQueen
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She does have that elitish I am better than people look to her… oh well whatever. I just think is interesting that now they cannot stand each other.

Navyvet
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Navyvet

I don’t disagree with any of the comments about Arnold. The only thing I can say is that as bad a choice as he would be, I’m willing to bet he’d be a lot better than what they will come up with. They’re liberals, shooting themselves in the foot, often repeatedly, is in their genes.

hisham
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hisham

Oh I totally agree, it’s that subatomic DNA thing.

mojo
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mojo

Yea, verily, for they did not know their holes from an ass upon the ground…

hisham
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hisham

Yep, Arnold the Exterminator swept through the central valley of California and saw that it was good and in short order; separated the income from the industrious and laid waste upon the land, and hiked the taxes to pay for the public sector union thugs and made free men flee to the mountain tops and seek for signs, and gave white ‘so called’ indians gambling permits to run amok upon hapless native-American populations; and there was evening and morning the first day.

Along comes the Moonbeam, who is Brown, and takes up the mantle of the state and carries forward every stupid thing; income without just works, labor without just compensation, voting for non-citizens, housing for unemployed, free cell-phones for welfare recipients, more rights for minnows than farmers; and there was evening and morning the second day.

DeanH
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DeanH

Well put. Damn, you’re good.

hisham
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hisham

Thanks, I had help.

Elrond Hubbard
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Elrond Hubbard

After f***ing up a state, Arnold is now looking for an opportunity to f*** up a continent.

hisham
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hisham

Hey now, he resembles that remark!

spymyeyes
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spymyeyes

say what you want of Arnie, but at the very least he immigrated correctly.

Old Goat
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Old Goat

They deserve each other.

Ruben
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Ruben

Good news for Ahnuld: He’s got options… the California Raisin industry is looking for a new spokesperson and so is the California Leather Manufacturers’ Coalition.

CO2Insanity
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I say go for it and get out of our hair.

Sailingbum
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Sailingbum

And take your kennedy wife with you arnie!!!