As long as we are banning stuff Remember folks, libtards never let common sense or logic get in the way of a good gun control measure. Evidently mathematics doesn’t enter into the equation either. It’s all about touchy-feely.

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Sidekick
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Reductio ad absurdum…

Great column.

danybhoy
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First they said they were coming for my belly putter…

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/officials-make-rule-to-ban-belly-putters-long-putters-anchoring-clubs-112812

…as trivial as this is, I’m really pissed off about this. I have used 1 for a decade, & I really don’t want to go away from mine.

ooddballz
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD!
NOT THE BELLY PUTTER!
Um, whatever the hell THAT is, but if danybhoy uses one, and is against banning it: Well, that’s good enough for me.

danybhoy
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oodd, While I appreciate the thought, I don’t think those who oversee the rules of golf really care what me & my mid 80’s golf score think.

sa_rose
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It isnt the putter, but the way its used. Just like guns. So why not outlaw the inappropriate use, rather that the putter? Just asking!

flashingscotsman
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poppajoe49
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Don’t worry Danybhoy, I’m pretty sure that it isn’t an issue unless you’re on the PGA Tour.

danybhoy
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Not quite, poppa, first off, I play by the rules, I keep an acurate score. I don’t take muligans, & I use the same equipment they use on tour to the extent that my sh!t conforms with the rules of the USGA & the Royal & Ancient. Also, the US Open & the British Open are what the name says, open. Meaning that anyone can attempt to qualify to make the field. An example of this, Dallas Cowboys QB…

Tony Romo won’t make bid for U.S. Open this year
By Tom Weir, USA TODAY

Updated 2012-04-18 3:35 PM

By Jeff Gross,
Tony Romo has continued to be impressive on the golf course, sinking four birdies in the final round of this year’s Pebble Beach Pro-Am, where he was teamed with Tiger Woods.

But the Dallas Cowboys quarterback won’t be making another bid to qualify for the U.S. Open.

ESPN.com reports Romo has taken a pass on playing in the May 14 local qualifier for his area. He had been listed as an entrant on the USGA’s website, but Romo has since said the application wasn’t filed by him.

Romo has attempted to qualify for the U.S. Open three times, according to the Dallas Morning News. His best effort came in 2010, when he survived a four-man playoff to reach the final qualifying round. But he was forced to withdraw there because of a weather delay.

He also missed a chance to qualify for the HP Byron Nelson Championship because it conflicted with an offseason Cowboys practice.

He didn’t progress beyond local qualifying for the U.S. Open last year.

Romo told ESPN.com many of the Cowboys have been working out steadily together at the team’s practice facility, where the supervised offseason program began Monday.

…so using conforming equipment is important, & if or when they ban anchoring the putter, I won’t do it anymore.

poppajoe49
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Ok, I get it. I just am not that good that I really would worry about it if I used one of those putters. Maybe if I start breaking 100, I’ll be more concerned.

sa_rose
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Maybe instead of working on his Golf swing, Tony and buds coould bepracticing to improve their FOOTBALL, since they are being paid out the A$$ to do so, and haven’t been exactly stellar.

poppajoe49
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I like them that way.

Plainsman
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They’re just afraid you’re trying to carry around a 32oz drink in those things.

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Neo-7
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Ban the fork as it made Rosie fat .

sa_rose
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Can we ban fingers, since that made Michael Moore disgustingly fat?

Trickie
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Ban cars, because they’re the blame for drunk driving.

sa_rose
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And ban alcohol, again, because that worked so well before.

Dan
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Ban airlines because planes can crash into skyscrapers.

Dan
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Hell, ban skyscrapers cause they put window washers in pearl, and planes can crash into em.

jcrowley1985
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Take Ron Paul’s advice and ban the Federal Reserve.

poppajoe49
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Ban stupid fucking assholes. ^^^

jcrowley1985
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Ok, get out.

poppajoe49
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Perhaps you don’t get the message.
We want YOU to leave! Thus the statement
“Ban stupid fucking assholes.”

danybhoy
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Actually crowley, people like you vote the way you do, ruin where you are, & then move somewhere else. You then ruin that place, & then repeat process. Eventually, people do move out.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

What needs to be banned is meddling tyrant wanna-be’s like Bloomtard, Gov. Moonbeam, and the rest of their ilk.

Plainsman
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Thanks for this. Really good post.

Neo-7
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Great read , many thanks for posting .

Missile Command
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What? These have not cleared his Majesty. Banning Czar Bloomberg decides on all the proper things to ban. I think all truly intellectual people agree on this…

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