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A small tourist town in Missouri announced its new newspaper on Wednesday, with the proposed name The Uranus Examiner eliciting a range of reactions from giggles to groan

Small town Missouri newspaper ‘The Uranus Examiner’ shuts down after only two months, blaming ‘judgmental people’ for its demise. Well we guess their Uranus wasn’t very good looking.

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LMAO: Bill & Hillary’s Speaking Tour Is Tanking – Look What They’ve Resorted To. Pretty soon they’ll have to pay people to show up.

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Unforgettable photos from the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor, 77 years ago today. Above is the USS Arizona. More photos at the link. RIP heros.

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The Weekly Standard expected to shut down. In our opinion the never Trumpers here (and elsewhere) have put themselves in a strange position that is now untenable. The left isn’t going to read them, nor are the Trumpers. It appears that perhaps they didn’t have enough of an audience to make advertising pay off.

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California’s Camp Tawonga outside Yosemite National Park pilots all-gender bunksHello Muddah…hello Faddah…things are strange at…Camp Tawonga…bunking with chicks…who have big dicks…Take me home, oh Muddah, Faddah…Take me home, I hate Tawonga…Don’t leave me out in the forest where I might get kissed by a guy named Cher.

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Breaking: Mueller Withheld Exculpatory Evidence from Court to Exonerate Trump – Mueller LIED to the Court!… Will He Be Sent to Jail Too? We suggest that Santa Claus give Mueller a visit to GITMO for Christmas.

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HATE HOAX: Black College Lacrosse Player Scrawled N-Word, KKK, Swastika Targeting Himself. Do we ever have hate crimes that aren’t hoaxes?

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James Comey Will Obey Republican Subpoena and Testify Behind Closed Doors. We hope he’s a real blabbermouth. (Getting popcorn ready).

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Weekly Thread 12/3 – 12/10/18.

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Got a post or a link? Stick it here – 12 – Month of December 2018 – Merry Christmas.

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ISIS leader behind beheading of American is killed in airstrike. We sincerely hope his head was blown right off. RIH (rest in hell).

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Retired SCOTUS Justice Admits Thwarting Second Amendment. Yes Chief Justice John Stevens, there are no biased judges, only anti-2nd Amendment assholes.

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University to teach 800 faculty members how to use HOCKEY PUCKS to thwart active shooters. So if they hit the shooter between the eyes, do they yell “GOAL!”?

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Google blocks gender pronouns including ‘him’ and ‘her’ from its AI tool that completes sentences over fears it might predict YOUR sex or gender identity incorrectly and offend you. Google goes from the sublime to the ridiculous.

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Kamala Harris Faces Possible Removal from Judiciary Committee. Don’t start the party yet but Kameltoe may be gone soon.

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Chief Justice Roberts’ troubling comment is worse than you think.We wonder if there was a reason he omitted ‘drunk judges?’

After Judge Jon Tigar took the unprecedented step of placing an injunction on our border admission policies and violated all legal norms and rules of standing, Trump said, “This was an Obama judge, and I’ll tell you what, it’s not going to happen like this anymore.”

When presented with the question by AP, rather than following tradition and simply saying “no comment,” Roberts responded, “We do not have Obama judges or Trump judges, Bush judges or Clinton judges. What we have is an extraordinary group of dedicated judges doing their level best to do equal right to those appearing before them.” He concluded, “The independent judiciary is something we should all be thankful for.”

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French police fire tear gas at fuel price protesters. The French are smarter than Californians. In France they riot over gas tax increases. In California the morons vote to keep it.

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Illegal Immigrant Involved in Shootout with Police is DACA Recipient. For some strange reason Barack Obama was not available for comment.

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Federal judge halts Trump asylum ban. Of course the left went putz judge shopping for an Obama appointee on the 9th Circuit. Soon to be stayed by SCOTUS?

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Bitter Cold Thanksgiving Will Be Among the Coldest on Record in Parts of the Northeast. We wonder if Al Gore will be giving a seminar on global warming over Thanksgiving?

  • An arctic air mass will engulf the Northeast in time for Thanksgiving.
  • Some cities may see their coldest Thanksgiving Day on record.
  • Lows will be 15 to 30 degrees below average Thanksgiving and Black Friday.
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Facebook is on track to post its longest losing streak ever, and some say there’s more pain ahead. Poor little Markie. People don’t like being spied on, or bounced out because they’re conservatives.

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Nancy Pelosi mocks Democrats who support impeaching Trump and abolishing ICE. OK folks. She said this? Wow! It must be getting close to the Second Coming of Christ.

” … I have those who want to be for impeachment and for abolishing ICE. Two really winning issues for us, right? In the districts we have to win? I don’t even think they’re the right thing to do,” Pelosi told The New York Times in a profile published Monday.

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Cold San Antonio weather ‘shatters’ 102-year-old record. 23 degrees yesterday (11/14/18). Global warming someting-something.

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Utah Rep. Love sues to halt vote count. It appears we may (haha) have yet another case of finding more Democrat votes after the election is over. How come they never find Republican votes?

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Trump is correct, forest mismanagement contributed to California wildfire devastation. Short version. Democrats and Greentards: “Like wow man, we just had a bong hit and got a great idea man. Let’s just let the forests grow wild, like back to Mother Nature man.” IHTM: “Um, excuse us, but forest fires are part of Mother Nature dummy. Have another bong hit.” Of course their excuse is the usual suspect – global warming did it.

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