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Barrack unveils official portraits of he and Michelle. And just like his presidency, they are WTF-awful. Barrack’s portrait looks like he was photoshopped into a 1990s Windows screensaver background and Michelle’s looks like she was water-colored onto a big piece of construction paper by a kindergartner who never before held a paintbrush… plus it doesn’t resemble her in the slightest.

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poppajoe49
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The real pic of Moochelle.
Right click and open in new tab.
https://flic.kr/p/EMu182

Not so silent
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MGAP
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Like the old first grade association quizzes. Which of these does not belong

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Dave K
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Nice choice of that dress to cover up the bulge between her legs though.

Beth
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this is exactly what they wanted, to mock the portraits concept of American tradition. They hate the country and it’s founding ideas and wanted nothing more than to “fundamentally transform America.”

deepthinker
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The Wookiee is attempting to look like one of the Williams sisters

sifi
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And no tie. Lack of respect for the office. Should have just let Clint Eastwood paint an empty chair. He had the right vision.

Kip Hooker
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I’ve been thinking about how to comment on these pictures for the last two days. I’m giving up on it now, you nailed it.

That thing in the background, by the way, that’s the infamous bush that he spent eight years blaming for everything.

whiskeyriver
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Good Lord, what awful portraits. The final insult to the American people for the world to see the rest of our history as a country. This shit is going to be hanging in the Smithsonian along with the beautiful paintings of our past Presidents and First Ladies?

ooddballz
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Damn, can not get a photo to paste.

whiskeyriver
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Don’t worry about it buddy, I can’t even get shit to paste. (snicker)

Not so silent
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photoshop??????

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JPTravis
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Seriously, that’s just pathetic. Clearly the background wasn’t painted and is poorly done computer crap. On one site I read that the artist is known for having the plant backgrounds of his works (all his paintings have plants in the background, it’s his thing) done for him in China. Then he just adds the person he’s supposed to be painting. If so, he should ask for his money back. The Chinese guy who did this background spent about five minutes on it.

Not so silent
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Not so silent
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Looks like a cartoon, and a very bad one at that…..

sifi
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His hands are way too big. Only one arm rest on the chair. Six fingers on one hand. And whats with the ivy and flowers? I guess it’s a green thing.

JPTravis
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Holy crap, you’re right about the left hand! Either there’s an extra finger there or the artist put a very-poorly-drawn thumb on the wrong side of the hand. And since I think we would have noticed, prior to now, if Obama had an extra digit on his left hand, I have to assume that’s a misplaced thumb.

Oh look, someone at American Thinker noticed, too:

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2018/02/is_something_wrong_with_obamas_hand_in_that_official_portrait.html

sifi
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I found a larger picture. In it, the six finger thing looks more like just bad drawing. You can see a hint of the other chair arm too. The American Thinker article makes a reference to his big hands as a jab at President Trump and his little hand controversy. I don’t know, I think it is just more proof of a bad choice of an artist.

Click on picture for the larger one…

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MGAP
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Overheard banter between barry and mooch, Mooch was overheard declaring,
“Buahahaha, Baraack, they gave you six fingers in your shitty portrait.”
To which he replies, ” That ain’t shit, they made you look like a woman in yours.”

JPTravis
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The guy who painted Barrack is also known for painting black women cutting the heads off white women… so even after leaving office, our former president makes an effort to be as racially divisive as possible.

https://www.thewrap.com/obama-portrait-artist-kehinde-wiley-black-women-decapitating-white-women/

CO2Insanity
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He also likes to sneak sperm into his paintings.

http://tinyurl.com/y8ubeyl2

JPTravis
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Okay now that’s even weirder than giving Barrack Obama an extra finger. WTF was Obama thinking, giving this guy the portrait job?

By the way, there are numbers and letters on the front of Barrack’s chair which everybody is trying to figure out. God knows what secret message this pervert put in the portrait.

MGAP
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Probably not the first time Barrack had sperm sneaked into his….

StrinaM
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Yep. Has to pick the radicals, even to do his portrait. Anyone think he’s not a racist, now?

JPTravis
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I just noticed something else: when they’re side by side like that–which is presumably how they will be displayed at the National Portrait Gallery–it looks like when they stand up Michelle will be about three feet talker than him. I think the problem is with Barrack. Something is wrong with the perspective in the Barrack portrait.

JPTravis
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And there is something wrong with Michelle’s skin color. It’s just… wrong.

MGAP
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Gray is the new black?

sifi
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Must be a allegory for her consistently dreary mood. Like Eeyore the grey donkey from Winne the Pooh.

JPTravis
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Seriously, no human being has ever been that color, I’m pretty sure.

Joe Redfield
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These paintings will prove to be more fun than a barrel of monkeys.